I confess that I managed to avoid Greenberg for the rest of that week.
He had dutifully, hopefully cleared my windshield every day that week, which was starting to seem excessive. I didn't really want to work giving him a handy every goddamn day into my to-do list!
The following Sunday night I got a text that one of my FWB guys wanted to stop by after work on Monday...and I saw a way that I might be able to even the score with Greenberg...
So, I buckled down and called Greenberg. I know, amazing, right? As much as I hate talking on the phone, I thought it would impress him and maybe increase the odds of him going along.
He answered with a very passable Lurch imitation:
"You rang?"
I giggled in spite of myself, and that pissed me off. I collected myself, and jumped right in.
"A guy is going to come over after work tomorrow and fuck me. He'll be in the house for 10 minutes tops, and...um I don't know, some guys, I think, like to watch people, other people, having sex...Kinda like a porno, but with ugly people and uh, shitty lighting..."
I trailed off, but he jumped right in, all fucking bright and perky.
"Like hide in your closet?"
"Exactly, it's got those louvered doors, and..."
"Fuck yeah. What time you want me there...?"
I stumbled, amazed at his instant acquiescence, and then gave him the details.
I told him the start time and started to give my address, but he cut me off.
"Bitch, I know where you live. I'm in the D block, right behind yours."