I am a 46 year-old man that is not exactly a perfect specimen. I am 5'10" and am pushing 225 pounds. I have a wife and 2 daughters that are both in college. I was past due for my annual physical and my wife was bugging me about getting it done.
"While I'm there should I talk to Dr. Osborn about getting a vasectomy?" I asked my wife as we were getting dressed.
"Either that or you can continue to wear a rubber, because you know how the pill messes with my system."
"I'll see if he does them or whether he can recommend someone."
"Just don't let him cut this off," she said as she squeezed my soft dick and gave me a kiss goodbye.
"I'm a little nervous about having a knife anywhere close to my pecker. It's short enough already."
"It keeps me happy so don't worry about it. See you tonight."
I left work at noon for my 1:30 appointment and told them I would not be back for the rest of the day because you never know how long a wait there will be at the doctor's office. Since it was Friday, I thought I might as well make it a long weekend. The waiting room was almost empty and I only had to sit for 5 minutes before Dr. Osborn's nurse, Sandra, called me in. After taking my blood pressure, she took me to the examination room and told me to strip to my shorts and the doctor would be in soon. Sandra is about my age with short brown hair. She is only about 5'2" and a little on the pudgy side. She has been our nurse for as long as I can remember. She came back into the room after I had stripped to my boxers with a cookie.
"A pharmaceutical rep brought these in for us today and there are some left over," she said as she handed me the cookie and a glass of water.
"Thanks," I said. In all the years as our nurse I have never been this undressed in front on her so I was a little embarrassed sitting there in my shorts talking to her. She continued some small talk until Dr. Osborn entered. When he came in she left.
The exam went well and the doctor said I was doing fine but I could stand to lose a few pounds. I knew this already and told him I would try.
"Time for the fun stuff. Why don't you hop off the table and drop the shorts."
I did this as he slipped on a glove and lubed up his finger. It sure seemed like he had big hands. I leaned over the exam table as he inserted his finger up my ass. I enjoyed my wife doing that when we were in the midst of lovemaking, but was not thrilled when he checked out my rectum. He handed me a couple of tissues when he was finished and got rid of his glove. Next he checked out my balls and noted that I still had a slight hernia, but it was nothing to worry about. I pulled up my shorts and hopped back up on the table.
"Looks like that's it for another year," he said as he noted some things on my chart.
"I do have a question for you."
"What is it?"
"Who would you recommend for a vasectomy?"
"Dr. Jones does them right here in the office and he is very good."
"How do I go about setting up an appointment?"
"I'm done for the day so Sandra is free to help you out setting up that appointment. See you again next year.
"Thanks doc," I said as I started to get dressed.
I was just slipping on my socks when Sandra walked into the exam room.
"I don't know if this would work for you, but Dr. Jones is available for that procedure in an hour. Would you have someone available to pick you up at 5:00?"
"I'm sure Jane could do that, and we could get my car later this weekend. Might as well do it so I don't chicken out. Let me call her to make sure it works."
"Have her bring you some sweat pants and a jock strap when she comes for the trip home."
After I called my wife and made the arrangements, Sandra lead me back to the exam room.
"You can get completely undressed and slip this on and we'll get you ready for Dr. Jones," she said as she handed me one of those gowns without a back. "I'll be back in a minute."
I had just sat down on the exam table when Sandra returned carrying a tray containing shaving cream, a razor, and some scissors. It was then I realized what was about to happen.
"Since Dr. Osborn has left for the day and Dr. Jones' nurse is with him, I'll get you prepped for surgery. Lie back on the table and we'll get the stirrups in place for you."
She adjusted the stirrups and placed my right foot in one then moved between my legs and positioned the left foot in the other. She then moved my gown up to my navel leaving me completely exposed. Very professionally she started to snip away at my pubic hair. Her hands brushed against my penis causing it to stir and lengthen a little. She put the scissors down and went to the sink to fill a pan with water. She put her hands in the water then started applying the water to my pubic area. I flinched a little as she rubbed her warm wet hands all over my crotch.
"Too hot?"
"No it feels good."
"I can see that," she said with a smile as she eyed my growing erection.
"Sorry."
"It's only natural and it makes it easier to shave when it's erect. You'll need it in a little while anyway because we need a sperm count before the procedure."
"What for?"