[For over twenty years, I have been considering, thinking about, wanting, really wanting, to write and submit a story to literotica. But, I have not - until today. My page remained blank, and I kept wishing for a future that never arrived. Did I really want to write a story? I think part of the problem has been that I felt like it wasn't really appropriate and that perhaps something was wrong with me. I am probably not the only one, but I confess to having read and enjoyed stories from all 32 categories over the years - yes, there are 32 categories, I just checked again now. I didn't really feel comfortable reading many stories, but I think it is important to step out of your comfort zone and to feel to fantasize, even if there is no desire for reality to reflect those desires, says me, from my straight vanilla life. My path has collided with many characters over the years, and one man, I will call him E, left a mark. Note that this is fiction and the first person is just for fun.I plan to expand and refine this initial draft, but I am worried that it may take another twenty years.]
"Do you want to fuck?" E was short. He was fat. He often described himself as ugly and broke. E was also on the high side of 30 - his days as a young buck were long gone. I don't know if he was a good man, and he most certainly was often inappropriate, but he was a man that knew what he wanted and how to get it. E also often bragged about his small penis and joked about his terrible stamina.
"Do you want to fuck?" was his catch phrase, his sole pickup line, and his mantra in life.
It was a hot day. Humid. Sweat everywhere. E had been working all morning, and he knew that he was going to have to go back to work soon. But, sitting at a cafe, sipping his tea in the shade, E knew that his real work was just beginning.
E was a driver for a company, essentially a taxi driver for the top executives. E lived in what was essentially the garage of his parent's house, but he had a bed and a bit of privacy. E loved sex. He loved to fuck, he loved to talk about it, and he knew how to have a lot of it.
Everyday E set a goal of asking 100 women if they wanted to fuck. Yes, he was that crass. Yes, there were many days where he did not meet his target. But, he tried, and he tried, and he kept on trying.
E was also special because he didn't really have any standards. E liked women, and he made sure that his partners were over 18, and that no kinds were in earshot, but nothing else mattered. Not at all. It was simply magic to watch, especially because he had a wonderful smile and laugh, and allowed women to think that he was joking. He was not. He was absolutely sincere.
To the svelte business executive rushing to a meeting: "Do you want to fuck?"
To the sweaty sports enthusiast jogging down the street: "Do you want to fuck."