Dixy Delight and the China Dolls
Among showgirls, Dixy Delight was a headliner, not some meth-wasted emasculated stripper; her drug of choice was cocaine. Dixy (real name Debbie Johnson) was 26 years old but looked as if she may have just turned 18, she danced with all the energy of a coke high, and made enough in tips to pay for her drugs. Somewhere deep in her stripper mind she had the instincts of an entrepreneur. At 5'3" she was a great looking woman, bob cut blond hair, cute face, perky tits, trim figure and a perfect round ass.
She was waiting in the wings at the Southern Gentlemen's Club in Memphis when the tall man walked in and took a seat. Watching him lumber in and flop down in the second row, she immediately made up her mind that he was going to be the beneficiary of her attention for her 5:00 pm show. Part of Dixy's routine was to pick out a man, or sometimes a woman, to focus on. While the entire audience got to enjoy her talents and view her flesh, the audience usually came away with the impression that there was one lucky person whom she was probably going to fuck when her show was over.
When Dixy came on stage the music came up in volume and tempo. The old phrase "strip tease" didn't apply well to Dixy, there wasn't much teasing involved and the stripping was quick. Much of her act was spent on the floor or bent over a chair where she was humping and grinding into every man's fantasy. Laying on her back her hips moved at a frantic pace as if she getting the fucking of a life time and meeting every stroke with her own hip thrust. On her hands and knees with her perfect ass pushed back toward the audience, every stiff dick in the crowd was thinking "doggie style." Her tits flopped as if she was taking a pounding and when a pastie fell off she didn't bother putting it back. Her moaning would have convinced a blind man that she was getting well fucked on stage. Her facial expressions somewhere between pain and pleasure made every man imagine it was his cock that was bringing her such pleasure.
She stepped on the first row of tables, turned and wiggled her ass within inches of the faces of two drooling men. When she stepped over their heads and onto the second row of tables, she stopped in front of the tall man. With her pussy within an inch of his nose she leaned over and whispered something into his ear. When he stuck his tongue out, she pulled her tiny thong to the side and humped his face. Turning around she used her hands to spread her ass cheeks and gave him a facial butt bump. By that time the strap of her thong was loaded with bills and every dick in the building was stiff and dripping. When the big guy tucked a $20 between her butt cheeks they all assumed that he was going to be getting his dick wet soon.
Dixy pointed the tall man toward one of the private lap dance rooms and stepped back on the stage to gather up the bills and take her bows. She returned for an encore and pulled the sequented thong to the side and gave hip thrusts in all directions, then picked up more stage money. For a second encore she faced the audience ass first and made her butt jiggle without moving her hips at all, then accepted a few more bills in her butt crack and pussy lips as she left the stage with sweat dripping off her body from the exertion.
As the next dancer came out on the stage Dixy slipped out from behind a curtain on the side of the stage and into the private booth, the tall man was waiting. She pulled up a chair on either side of the chair he was sitting on and put her foot up on one side, then put her hands on the tall man's head and stepped up on the other chair, brushing her now naked tits across his face as she pulled herself up. Still holding him by the back of the head she began her bump and grind, her thong covered pussy directly into his face. To Dixy the big guy looked and smelled like a real man and she was interested in more than a no touch lap dance. He was wearing a pair of cut off jeans that looked like they had been roughly cut off by small gnawing rodents; between the legs were two thread bare spots as if his dangling balls were wearing through the extremely faded and tattered denim. His black t-shirt had the arms cut off crudely, exposing bulging muscles. She reversed her feet so she was turned around with her ass in his face. She bent over to make a hands-on equipment check. Satisfied that he was proportionally endowed with a cock as oversized as the rest of his body, she knew she had found her man for the day. When she finished her dance he took a wad of bills out of his pocket but she gave him a crouch grab and pushed the money back into his pocket and asked him to meet her out in the parking lot.
To his fellow officers, Joe Ferguson was known as "the world's tallest undercover cop." It's difficult for a 6'7" man to go undercover, but it worked for Joe just because it seemed so unlikely that someone who stood out so much would be anything other than what he claimed to be. Only 30 years old, Joe was not just tall, he was well muscled with six pack abs and powerful arms and a huge mop of unruly and prematurely grey hair. He was on loan to Memphis from Birmingham through an undercover exchange arrangement.
Joe didn't grow up with dreams of becoming a cop, he planned to be a baseball player. He was a hard hitting left handed outfielder with a million dollar arm. In the country towns where he played ball in the summer and through high school there were legendary stories about home runs landing across the street and half a block beyond the outfield fence. Every coach he ever had wanted to turn him into a pitcher. He could throw hard, but throwing strikes was something Joe had a problem with.
Big league scouts came around to see him in high school, they always asked the coach to have him pitch, he had the body and arm strength of a major league closer, and he was a lefty. In a regional tournament during his senior year in high school with several scouts in the bleachers, Joe caught a fly ball is straight away center field with one out and a runner on third. The runner tagged and hustled toward home in what should have been an easy score. Joe cut loose with a throw that never got over head high and reached the catcher six inches off the ground and six inches on the third base side of home plate, the runner was still a stride and a half away when the ball arrived.
With a six run lead in the top of the last inning, the coach decided it was now or never for Joe to get a shot at the biggs, he put him in to pitch. Amazingly Joe didn't hit anybody, he didn't throw behind anybody, he didn't throw it over the backstop, and he struck out the side. The radar guns the scouts were holding registered in three digits. Joe got his shot and headed off to the minor leagues that summer. Over the next six years a series of pitching coaches, personal trainers, sports psychologists, a couple ministers, and several veteran pitchers and catchers did their best to turn the million dollar arm into a major leaguer, to no avail. Joe would strike out the side in one inning but couldn't hit the broad side of a barn the next. When they tried to teach him to throw a curve ball, players in both dug outs would put on their mitts and be on high alert just in case. It wasn't safe to stand in the on deck circle and people in the press box at the top of the bleachers behind home plate were ready to duck. Fortunately no one was seriously injured, but he did break a few batting helmets.
Some teams even gave Joe a shot as an outfielder, defensively he was solid, his arm was outstanding, but he hit like Michael Jordan; he could hit a fast ball a mile, but would swing and miss a curve ball by a yard. After several years they gave up on him and he returned home. After loafing around for a few months he applied and was accepted into the police academy. Word around town was that they wanted him so he could play on the police slow pitch softball team where he continued to hit monster home runs in the beer leagues for years to come.