To avoid a jump in their insurance premium everyone was there because they had to be. The state offered a way for traffic offenders with good records to wipe the slate clean on a first violation so one was required to sit through several classroom evenings of a defensive driving course. Pass the test at the end and points against you would disappear and even the insurance company would never know it happened.
Seats were assigned and I ended up sitting across the aisle from a gorgeous brunette with killer legs that my eyes kept wandering to because, well, I'm helpless in a situation like that. From the moment the instructor began class my brain and my libido were having a struggle for where to direct my attention. For the initial attendance check we started class by going around the room and giving our names and that's when I found out her name was Dinah.
Dinah had the most delicious ruby red lips, dark brown eyes and a cute little bob that framed her strong features. That vision along with those stunning legs coming out of a short black skirt with black pumps and everything conspired to suggest I'd have to repeat the course. I tried to steer my eyes back to the instructor but after the second class I knew it was hopeless.
On top of that the instructor knew it was hopeless because as my eyes drifted away from the blackboard to Dinah's thighs he'd suddenly toss a pop quiz question my direction. Then I'd scramble to come up with something halfway intelligible so as to not appear a dimwit. I thought at the time, 'this is actually worse than high school because adults are supposed to have harnessed these runaway hormones by now'.
It got so ridiculously obvious, in short order Dinah knew what was happening and out of amusement she'd give me one of those coquettish little side glances that was as close to an invitation as I figured I'd ever get. I was completely distracted, she knew it, so it was a parade of short skirts and sexy tops from then on. Cruel on one hand but her mischief turned me on and, no matter what, I never missed a class. You might say she was good for attendance.
I was doing my best multitasking to combine my retention of the material and have a full out fantasy of doing her on the instructor's desk while the class looked on. "Mr. Scott, could you explain the reason for the 3-second following rule?", he asked me, as I dragged my sex-addled mind out of one of my technicolor productions.
"Ah...", I said, stalling for recovery time, and then it hit me, "to...compensate for speed and stopping time?" "Cor...rect", said the slightly perplexed instructor, surprised that I knew anything about defensive driving at all. What the instructor didn't know was that many years prior for a job long departed I had to take 2 different defensive driving courses, a mandatory part of my employment. In other words, I could afford a little of my mind to wander off to fantasyland and still recover.
And, boy, was it wandering.
It just seemed like those tops were getting smaller and the skirts shorter with every class (even the instructor was distracted now) until we reached the final one where the pass/fail test would determine our fate. We got our results immediately and fortunately nearly all of us passed with the slight admonition of 'don't do that again'.