When you hit middle age, you begin to think about lots of things you never thought about before, and when you realize you're leading an essentially sedentary life, you also notice that the body segment between your ass and your chest invariably expands much easier during this time of your life. It was exactly this situation I found myself in. At, or near, middle age, I worked in an office environment for 40-plus hours per week, and my midsection was expanding uncontrollably. I hadn't really put much thought into it, until I began to notice a couple of other guys in our office who had REALLY let themselves go, and they seemed to not care in the least. These two collectively had gained in excess of 70 pounds during the past couple of years, and both showed it. I decided I would NOT let myself get into that dilemma. After kicking around the idea of fasting, dieting, purging, and exercising, I determined that the last option-exercise-might be best. After all, I was 'only' twenty or so pounds overweight, so getting rid of that and back into some semblance of shape shouldn't be so bad.
After further discussion with my inner self, I felt that brisk walking would be a good way to start a program, and as luck would have it, within a short drive of our office was a city park with good walking paths. So, late that summer I brought tennis shoes, shorts, and an old college T to the office, promptly at 5:00 changed, and then drove to the park. Several cars were parked randomly around the various parking lots, a few souls were already walking or running along the multitude of sidewalks, a few others were lazily swatting tennis balls at each other across the green courts, a handful of kids were on the playground being watched by moms or grandparents, and a gaggle of geese glided across the still water of the pond.
I parked and began what became an evening ritualβstretch, walk across the parking lot, pick up speed as I climbed toward the flagpole, keep the speed as I angled downhill, cross the road, parallel the usually-idle soccer fields, swing around the playground, pick up speed as I approached the pond, jog slightly as I crossed the footbridge at the upper end of the pond through the swampy area, continue to jog to the hill along the main road, walk briskly up the hill, cross the main entrance to the park, then jog downhill beside the amphitheatre, through the tall oaks, beside the creek, across the second footbridge, then slow as I approached the big hill near the softball fields. Initially I huffed and puffed up this hill, sped up a bit around the ball fields, then resumed stride as I neared the tennis courts. Finally, as I rounded the perimeter of the courts, I slowed to cool down before reaching my truck. It was about 2 miles, took (after a few weeks) about 35 minutes, and I felt much better after each session. And, the weight actually started to changeβslowly, slowly, but at least noticeably.
So, throughout the late summer and fall, I kept up the regimen. I enjoyed the exercise and usually listened to my MP3 player loaded with oldies to help pass the time. Sometimes I saw couples in cars, quite obviously NOT there for the exercise. At other times I noticed younger ladies walking, sometimes with a dog on a leash, jogging along the paths. I paid lots of attention to these. And often, a bit older ladies, also middle-aged, also trying to stop the inevitable changes, would be at the park, walking or jogging along the paths. These I noticed, too, but without the lust reserved for the younger ones.
One afternoon, in late fall, when it was getting cooler but still warm enough to walk in shorts and T's, I had parked and headed uphill along the usual route. It was midweek and the park was really quiet. Only a handful of cars dotted the parking lots and most of the swings in the playground were idle. I saw no one on the sidewalks as I strode beside the pond, so I picked up speed a bit as the swampy end of the pond came up. The sun had dipped behind the large stand of bamboo, which cast long, dark shadows toward me across the walking trail and pretty much concealed the footbridge spanning the upper area of the pond. I jogged easily up the hill and made the left turn toward the footbridge. The bridge was curved, maybe a hundred feet long, wooden with sturdy handrails on each side. Because of the curve in the bridge, I couldn't see from one end to the other, and I always stayed to the extreme right, hugging the handrail, in case others were coming in the opposite direction.
As I stepped onto the bridge and moved to the right, I saw dark shadows further along. In the shadow of the bamboo, I could make out figures blocking the bridge in the middle of the curve. I slowed but moved on toward them, then realized it was two female figures, and as I approached they turned to me.
"Oh, 'scuse us," one said as I approached, and they moved to the left side along the rail.
"No problem," I said. "I'm in no rush." The female figures were indeed younger ladies, probably in their twenties. Each had on shorts, with tight pullover tops. One had long blonde hair, pulled into a ponytail. The second had shoulder-length auburn hair. The blonde was noticeably pretty, a bit taller, long smooth legs, and a great smile. Her close-fitting pullover showed what looked to be medium sized upturned breasts with the buttons of nipples pushing through the thin material. The redhead got my attention quickly. She had the typical light skin common to redheads, but it was totally unblemished. Her chest too was fuller than the blondes and the pullover barely contained the fullness of what appeared to be unfettered breasts. As I slowed and smiled at the two girls, I noticed one had a camera dangling from her wrist. They giggled a bit as I moved past them, then just as I began to pick up my pace, one called out, "Did you say you were in no hurry?"
I stopped and turned back to them. "Yeah, well, I mean, no big rush. I don't run or...or anything, just a brisk walk."
"We...we were, uh, just wondering," the blonde said as she and the redhead moved toward me. "Would you maybe take a picture of us?"
"Oh, yeah, sure. Be glad to." I smiled broadly as the blonde handed me the camera. I took the proffered instrument, turned it over, and looked at the two girls. "Won't do much in this shade, I'm afraid. Film cameras don't do well without a pretty strong flash."
The redhead cocked her head and frowned. "Darn it, I told you we should've come earlier." The blonde grinned and shrugged. "Well, let's try it anyway. Can you...let's see, we'll just stand here." She moved back into the rail, pulling the blonde with her. They leaned back, their shoulders touching, then she said, "OK, try one like this."
I raised the little rangefinder, looked through the eyepiece, and stepped a bit closer. "OK, OK, smile now!" Both girls smiled, and I squinted to see in the near darkness. I pushed the release and a tiny flash barely lighted the girls' faces.
"Can't guarantee much." I lowered the camera and grinned at the girls. "Asking a lot of that camera, I'm afraid. And the flash isn't really made for this low light."
"Oh, it's OK. Could you do...uh, maybe one more?" the redhead asked.
"Yeah, sure, but...well, yeah, we'll try it." The redhead turned to the blonde, they both grinned, and each moved back to the same position.
As they leaned back onto the rail, the blonde glanced quickly to her right, then to her left. I raised the camera and began to look into the viewfinder. The redhead then said, "Wait! Wait a second. We'll...we'll count down, then snap it when we say 'Now!' OK?"
"Sure," I said, "Just say when."
"OK, get ready." I raised the camera, framed the two girls, and moved in just a bit.
"I got it. Ready when you are." The girls turned to each other, smiled broadly, then said together, "Three! Two! One! NOW!" I focused intently, my finger on the release, and just as they said NOW, each girl reached down and quickly snatched up the bottom of their pullovers, pulling them up over their bare breasts. I was so shocked I pushed the release, and noticed a flash, but the light nearly blinded me. I dropped the camera down and looked at the girls who had replaced the pullovers and were giggling hysterically. I stood goofily, not exactly sure what to do.
I held the camera out and moved toward the girls. "Uh, I don't know how...how that will turn out. I mean, even if...well, if it did take, you might not get anybody to process it." The girls had calmed down a bit, and the blonde took the camera.
"Sorry, didn't mean to upset you. We...well, we just wanted a picture...to...to send to a couple of guys we met this weekend. And we never thought about the developing thing."
"Yeah, there are some advantages to digital. Like leaving out the processors," I replied.