Briiinnnngggg.
'Hello and welcome to the Sexy Erotic Playhouse.' The voice sensually whispered down the phone. 'If you are over the age of eighteen, have the billpayers permission and are calling to have your fantasy fulfilled, press one now.'
Beep.
'Well look at you. I bet you can't wait to get started.' The lusty voice continued. 'Before we commence, let's work out what brought you to listen to my voice tonight. We'll start with the topic of your lust.' She paused, breathing seductively into the headpiece. 'After all, we want all our customers to be fully satisfied.'
'If you would like me to describe how I'd pleasure you with oral sex, press one. If you'd like me to describe getting you off with regular sex, press two. If you're here for anal, press three. For bondage and a list of our special categories, press four.'
Beep.
'Well then stud, let me just get myself into position.' She whispered into the phone, pausing for effect.
'I think I best get down upon my knees, don't you? Wow, look at the bulge in your pants. You must be getting so excited knowing how much I want you, to taste you. Mmmmm. I've wanted this for some time, but you always leave me begging. I hope you're going to let me touch you tonight. I want you so bad. Will you let me?'
'Let me run my hand over your pants. Oh my. It feels so hard and long. I didn't realise you were carrying such a weapon. Let me rub it for a bit. I hope It doesn't hurt, it seems to be getting larger and pulling at your shorts. Maybe we should release it. What do you say?'
'Let me slowly unbutton these pants. They are stretched so tight now. Ah, there we go. One button down. Let's gently pull the zipper down. Can you feel my breath on your skin? I can't wait to get you all to myself.'
'It's pushing against your underwear now, let my rub my hands around you. It's even bigger than I thought. Hmmmmph. Your teasing me. I want it. Let's just drop your underwear. Oh my. Wow. Look at this thing. It's huge. I'm not sure I'll fit it all in my mouth.'
'Let me start at the tip. Oh, that tastes good. I'm going to just lick it slightly. I want to savour this. Let me run my hands down your shaft. Wow It's so thick. Mmmmm.'