If that phone rang one more time, I was going to scream. Six projects, all marked "urgent" sitting in front of me and a full morning of meetings. They all worked together to produce one of those headaches that just wouldn't quit. It was 12:30PM and my morning coffee was good and worn off. Even the prospect of a lunch date with a handsome vendor's rep didn't take the edge off my near-hysteria.
My assistant appeared in my door with that look on her face. That look that made me want to throw something at her head. "Mr. Bingman called," she stated. My Board president. He was a case and a half. In addition to being from a planet on which men never learned to type, he was prone to "great ideas" which had no past, no future and no relation to our strategic plan. I took a deep breath and waited for the shoe to hit the floor. Eileen stood looking at me.
"And?" I said, keeping my temper barely in control. I had told her before that I much prefer her to get to the point when she has things to tell me, but apparently her Wisconsin upbringing just couldn't produce that result. My phone rang quietly as I waited for her to finish. Voice mail was just going to have to do the trick for that important salesperson.
"Um... He wants to meet with you later this afternoon about the agenda for next week's board meeting." Her eyes stuck on the desk lamp like it was fly paper.
"Did he say what he wanted to talk about? The board packets have already gone out. The agenda's in print. What does he want to do that can't be done at the board meeting?" I arched my neck to the right, stretching out a pesky muscle set that went charley-horse on me when I was stressed.
"He didn't say. He sounded pretty excited though," she smiled weakly at me and scooted off. Well, at least he's excited, I thought as I picked up the phone receiver to call him. He picked up on the first ring.
"Hello?"
"Hi, Rod, it's Karey. Eileen said you called?" I breathed as deeply as I could, spreading my knees and stretching my spine.
"Hi, yeah, I have a great idea about recognizing donors to the library that I'd like to present to the board at next week's meeting and I've called a rep from a company that does those things to meet with us this afternoon at 4PM. I need you there to talk about our individual and corporate giving campaigns so he can get an idea of what kind of recognition they need."
Thank god we don't have video phones, is all I could think. I had four drop-deadlines of tomorrow at 5PM and little hope of making them if I couldn't get three solid hours of work in on each project. The idea of sitting with my torqued-up little leprechaun of a Board President and some smarmy sales person right in the middle of my available work time made me mouth expletives at the phone. Ultimately, though, I responded as calmly as I could.
"I'm sure I'll be able to accommodate you, Rod... I have a lot on my plate today, but I think Eileen can give you what you need. I'll see –"
"Oh, I'd really rather prefer your artistic eye in the matter," he oiled me. "I really hope we can have you at the table." I breathed in and held it.
"I'll do what I can, Rod. We'll get it squared away, I promise."
"Thanks, Karey! I'll see you this afternoon, then!"
Not if I see you first, I thought as I hung up. I put my arms on the desk in front of me on top of four accordion folders bulging with projects and put my head down on my arms. Would I ever get a stinking break? The phone rang again. Apparently, the answer was no.
"This is Karey Collins," I chanted in to the receiver, not picking my head up off my arm.
"Hi, Karey, it's Greg." Cell phone. Man in car. Handsome man in car. Handsome man in car calling to break our lunch date.
"Hi Greg." There was a static filled silence.
"Are you ok?" He had the nicest voice. "You sound a little down." I had to laugh as I dragged my heavy head into an upright position.
"No, I'm fine. Just a heck of a day."
"So what else is new?" He chuckled. Ever since we'd begun negotiations on using his electronic delivery service for the library he'd been ribbing me about my schedule. Not that he had a vested interest in my schedule. As a married man he was on my "better not" list. Of course that didn't stop him from flirting with me mercilessly and me responding in kind. I dug this guy.
"Not a thing," I purred, enjoying the physical sensation this conversation was engendering in me. Something about his voice, his intensity, made my nerves sit up and pay attention. "You aren't calling to cancel, are you? That would break my poor little overworked heart, you heel."