Okay, so my name is Chris Johnson. I am not tall at all - I'm only 5'5" but a highly muscular wrestler. In addition, I have a dick that hangs seven inches when limp and pops out to eleven when it's erect. I'll admit, sometimes it looks a little freakish, but hey - it earned me the locker room nickname of "Big Johnson", and plenty of girls have enjoyed it!
I go to California Lutheran University in Thousand Oaks, California, and of the 2000+ student body, I am probably the biggest man-whore on the campus. Perhaps it seems a little strange that a student at a church school would be admitting to being a man-whore, but you know what? I don't judge other people, therefore I don't expect to be judged by anybody but God Himself. Beyond that, even if all this sex is a sin - which I'm don't necessarily know if it is - God forgives all my sins, anyway!
I grew up in the church. I lived in Burbank for my whole life until I headed off to college. My family has attended Salem Lutheran Church in Glendale since before I was born. Growing up, there were three other guys in the church who I have hung out with since we were all in the nursery - Joe, Sean, and Austin. They were the crew that I always rolled with and definitely had the mad hoopla with.
I lost my virginity in 2001, when I was 14, about an hour after Sunday service, in the back of the sanctuary, to the pastor's daughter. Sean - who is now a Marine, and therefore getting MAD pussy - followed in 2003, at 16. Joe busted his cherry in 2004, at 17, and Austin was the last to go, on the night of his senior prom in 2005, when he was 18.
Ah, Natalie Bennett. Pastor Jack Bennett's daughter, an acolyte when she was a little kid, active in the Lutheran Youth Organization when we were in high school, always sang
Silent Night
on Christmas Eve - and a regular hot little piece of ass, too. She was 15 and a year older than me when we swapped v-cards in the back of the church that Sunday morning. Now, I'll be honest - I've done the deed with over 50 other girls in the four plus years since that day back in 2001. Nonetheless, I always find my mind wandering to Natalie, comparing each and every girl to her. Granted, Natalie's performance has probably been exaggerated over time and blurred with other girls, but I still have a pretty good idea of how it was - after all, it WAS my first time.
Natalie graduated in 2004 and went off to Texas Lutheran University. Well, I figured I'd probably seen the last of her, and it was unfortunate, too. I'd always kind of hoped that we'd hook up again.
So anyway, I started at Cal Lu in the fall of 2005. It was far enough away from home that it was an effort to get between the two places - driving down the 101 is never fun - but close enough that if I really wanted to go home, it wouldn't be a problem. The unfortunate thing about CLU was that there were no girls that I knew there, so there was also really no chance of getting booty for a while. I was starting to develop a real case of the blue balls.
And so I was sitting in Denny's really late one night (or maybe really early one morning!) in October, studying for a mid-term, when who should walk in but Natalie Bennett. I thought my eyes were lying to me and first, but I realized after a moment, that nope - it was really her! She looked a little different - her hair was cut in a pageboy cut, and she was wearing glasses. It was definitely her, though.
But how could that be?
my mind asked.
She's in Texas!
Well, when she was seated, she didn't appear to have any books with her, so I figured it was safe to assume that she wasn't studying. When she ordered a somewhat sizable breakfast, I decided I was right - the people studying had coffee, coffee, and more coffee - and that was it.
Well, I figured this might be my chance. Stuffing my books into my bag, I took a deep breath and walked over to her table. "Uh, Natalie Bennett?" I said.
She looked up, wondering who it was interrupting her. Almost immediately, though, curiosity changed to recognition. "Chris Johnson," she said, with a hint of a laugh in her voice. "The guy who never calls."
Oops. I was at a loss for words. "Well, um, sorry," I tried.
"Oh no, it's okay," she said. "I know that you were... shall we say, busy."
"Huh?"
"The Wang's 50, Chris. I know about that. Hell, everybody at Salem between the ages of 15 and 25 knows about it."
I felt my face turning red. I could swear that my hair had caught fire, and I really wanted to sink into the floor.
She must've noticed, because right away, she quickly added, "Don't worry, I don't make it a habit to judge people for their sexual practices."
Without missing a beat, she very matter-of-factly quipped, "After all, I fucked a horse in Texas."
Now I was truly at a loss for words. My jaw dropped about halfway to my knees, and my eyes became about the size of .33 records.
She started laughing. "No, I'm just kidding," she said reassuringly. "There is no way that I would ever have sex with anything but a human - or a sex toy. However, I guess I have done plenty of things that I'd rather my dad never knew about."
Now I started laughing, too. "Yeah, that's understandable," I said. "I guess I wouldn't want your dad knowing about what I've done, either."
Then I remembered why I had come over here. "So, I thought you were in Texas?"
"I was," she said. "I just didn't like being so far away, though. I like being kind of close to home, and I like the atmosphere here a lot more than at TLU. Besides, even though Texas guys can be nice to look at in their tight jeans, California guys have them beat looks-wise ten ways till Sunday. Besides that, I seem to recall that a certain guy I know is, well, rather gifted..."
As she said this, she lightly placed her left hand on my crotch. My cock jumped immediately.
Oh God
, I thought,
I can't get a huge boner in public.
I backed away a bit. "Uh, I see," I replied.
Noticing my discomfort, she said, "Well, anyway, I think you should give me a call sometime."
You bet your oh-so-beautiful ass I will
.
We swapped cell phone numbers, and then I headed out of there as quickly as I could, walking rather strangely to hide my massive boner. When I got back to my dorm, I went straight into the bathroom and jacked off furiously. I shot a massive load into the wad of tissue I was holding. Just thinking about Natalie Bennett, especially thinking about Natalie touching my cock, made me feel like I would have the perpetual hard-on. Fortunately, it subsided quickly.
A couple days passed. My mid-terms came, and went - rather painfully, like a bad case of indigestion. After my last midterm, when I got back to my dorm, I looked at the scrap of paper on my desk.
Natalie B., (310) 555-3244
What the hell
, I thought. I picked up the phone and called. It rang. It rang again, and again, six times, and then her voicemail picked up.