When I was about 30, I had the great good fortune to meet a sexy, 25 year old woman named Penny.
And the reason I say "great good fortune" is because Penny was a very good looking gal. Pretty face. Long red hair. Big, full, firm 38-D breasts, Killer body, And...she was a stone-cold nymphomaniac.
She just plain liked sex. Anytime, anyplace, and as often as possible. And I was her "main man" for three glorious years.
And being a sex-crazed woman, she was with a lot of other men during that time of course, but we usually got together 2 or 3 times a week for dinner, drinks, and wild crazy sex. So I learned to live with sharing her. And accept the fact that I wasn't her only lover.
It seemed like a fair deal to me, and truth be told, I don't think I could have kept up with her sexual desires and needs all by myself. But since I was her "favorite", and I got all I could handle, I didn't complain.
Anyway, on one memorable night after dinner we ended up in a little honky-tonk, country-western bar called "Slim's". And it was late so we were both pretty buzzed and were doing a lot of touching and feeling each other under the bar, And she smiled, and got "that crazy look" in her eyes, and suggested that we go back to her place.
So I immediately flagged down the bartender and said "Check, please", and I quickly paid our tab and we left.
And as we were walking through the parking lot to my car, Penny suddenly stopped.
"What's wrong? Did you forget something?"
"No. I just had an urge to do something NAUGHTY."
"Naughty? Here? In the parking lot?"
"Yeah."
"Like what?"
"Oh I don't know. I guess something like...THIS!"
She pushed her halter top down, and let her big, full, firm, gorgeous tits plop free and naked.
"Jesus Christ, Penny!" I said.
"What? You don't like the view?"
"I like the view just fine! But aren't you fucking worried about someone seeing you?"
"Of course! That's why it's so much FUN to do it!"
At that very moment, as if to prove her point - an old, dark-blue Chevy pick-up truck - with three, young, college-aged boys inside - came barreling into the parking lot - and screeched to a stop right next to us.
And the blonde kid who was driving said "Well Shit!! What the fuck is THIS?"
And the guy with the beard in the back seat behind the driver leaned out his window. "Goddamn!" he yelled. "Them are some NICE FUCKING TITTIES, BABY!"
"Why thank you sir," Penny said. "Why don't you fellas park your truck and join us. And I'll show you some more."
Well hell. That damn sure didn't seem like a good idea to me.
"Are you sure about this Penny? This could get ugly real quick."
"It'll be great," she said. "And I've got you here to protect me."
Great, I thought. A sexy, big-titted woman and three drunk college boys. What could possibly go wrong? I suddenly wished I had a weapon of some kind on me. So I opened the trunk of my car and made sure that the crow bar was within reach.
They parked the truck, and got out, and walked towards us. And she stood right where she was - with a big smile on her face - and her big, luscious tits hanging out - and they stood in a semi-circle in front of her.
"This ain't your fucking wife, is it man?" the blonde kid asked.
"No. She's not my wife."
"So she's...fair game then, huh?"
"Yeah, I said. "As long as you guys don't get rough"
"Hell!" the bearded guy said. "Any chick who would stand out in the middle of a fucking parking lot with her fucking tits hanging out like that has to be FAIR GAME! Right, Mister?"