I stop at a small independent coffee shop a few times a week. One morning there was a new girl working behind the counter. The first thing I noticed about her was her tattoos; she had full sleeves on each arm featuring 80's and 90's characters. One arm with heroes, the other with villains. He-man/Skeletor, Optimus/Megatron, Mario/Bowser, Link/Ganon Beast/Gaston and several other pairs. Extremely cool.
She was rubenesque in all the best ways. About five and half feet tall, probably 225 pounds, and enormous green eyes that were almost "bug-eyed". Her ass large and round, big tits, and shoulder-length black hair up in a ponytail. She was wearing the coffee shop uniform of beige pants, black shirt, red apron, and had a nametag that read "Nikki".
I ordered my morning coffee after complimenting her tattoos, then went to sit and wait til my name was called. Covertly, I tried to see if she was wearing a ring without trying to look like an jackass. When she called out Jim, I went up to the counter and figured "ah what the hell."
"I know you probably get guys in here hitting on you all the time, asking when you get off work, asking for your number or whatever. So I'm not going to do that. Instead, I'm just going to give you my number, and hopefully you'll decide to use it some time." I wrote my number on one of those coffee cup sleeve things and gave it her. She smiled and said she'd think about it. I left and went on about my day.
That afternoon, I got a text from a number I didn't recognize. It said,
"my coworkers said that you weren't a creep, so I decided to talk to you. So don't turn out to be a creep for 5 minutes."
I laughed and replied "Fine, but at 6 minutes, I'm being a creep."
"LOL funny is a checkmark in the 'talk to' column"
"What do I have to get more checkmarks in that column?"
We spent the rest of the afternoon texting back and forth. She was really funny and easy to talk to. After I got home, I asked if she'd be interested in going out some time. We made plans for Friday evening. I offered to meet her somewhere, but she wanted me to pick her up from her place, because she usually rides the bus around town. At 7 o'clock I knocked on her apartment door. When she opened the door, I was blown away. She wore black leggings, red converse, a low-cut shirt with Care Bears on it that showed some generous cleavage, a denim jacket covered with patches and buttons, and great makeup. Bright blue lipstick, dark blue eyeshadow, and black eye liner.
She asked "ready to go? I'm starving. Your mouth's open by the way."
I replied, "oh sorry, you look great. Let's go." She smiled and held out her arm. I hooked my arm in hers and we walked back to my car.
I drove to a chain restaurant that had an arcade on one half of the restaurant. We talked and laughed the whole time on the drive over. I asked her if this place was okay and she said that she loved games. I figured she did after seeing some video game characters on her tattooed arms. We ate our meals, had a few drinks, and then went over to the game side of the restaurant.
We played several games together having a good time. Then, she challenged me to a game of Air Hockey. After we each scored one point, she leaned way over the table to reach the puck. My eyes were drawn to her cleavage like a magnet. She noticed me looking and got a sly smile. She grinned and pulled her shirt down further revealing a better view of her boobs. As I was staring at them, I totally missed the puck and she scored on me.
I exclaimed "Hey! That's cheating!"
She laughed and said "All's fair in love and Air Hockey dork!"
I wound up losing because I couldn't defeat her feminine wiles. We kept playing, laughing and having a good time. Looking around the prize room, she got on her tiptoes and whispered in my ear "if you win me that Pikachu, I'll suck your dick."
I looked at the tag on a two foot tall plush Pikachu doll and I was short by roughly 700 tickets. I told her, "you do realize that I come here all the time, I can win that many tickets in ten minutes."
She laughed and said "well prove it then!"
I went and played one more game that I'm really good at hit the jackpot on my second try. I won a thousand more tickets and her mouth fell open.
I said "your mouth is open by the way," and started picking up all the tickets.
We went back to the counter, I got the Pikachu and then gave my remaining tickets to a kid. She was hugging her doll and said "lets get out of here" with one of her eyebrows raised.
When we got to my car, I started driving to my place. She reached over and took my right hand and after a few minutes, she said "damn, you're a hung lesbian."
Confused, I asked what she meant. She laughed and said " you've got really long fingers. Get it? 'Hung lesbian'." She laughed again and said "seriously, I've seen dicks smaller than your fingers."