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Dan's Hammer, Part 3 - Violet Mayhem
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I am not crazy about flying. Sure, the free tomato juice and peanuts are fine. It's the crashing. Yes, it's more dangerous to take the bus than fly on an airliner. But look at the injury statistics between the two: results from a plane crash are more binary in nature. 1 or 0, alive or dead, with little variation beyond that, and severely weighted in one direction. The wrong direction.
So the key to flying without going crazy, for me, was to prepare enough distraction to cover the length of the flight. An extremely long flight required a book or two, at least 1,000 pages. To be honest, though, spending hours reading can be a drag. How long can you reasonably expect to distract yourself that way, ignoring the fact that you're in a seat 30,000 feet over very hard ground?
Fortunately my flight home today was a relatively stress-free hour and a half hop from the site of my last auditing job. I'd normally finish a book chapter or five, watch an attractive lady enter and exit her row a few times over the course of the flight (in addition to the attendants walking to and fro), and
bingo!
We'd be approaching our final destination.
Unfortunately today I was an unorganized mess. I was 20 minutes late for check-in, because I woke up late, having only two hours sleep. I had just survived a crazy night of seemingly never-ending otherworldly sex, with a woman with supernatural powers or tantric-adjacent magic or I have no idea what she was. As a bonus, she was stunningly hot, in a "maybe I should talk to someone about where she touched me" sort of way.
I was also thoroughly distracted by the gift that she gave me. A gift that turned my run-of-mill, non-threatening, friendly neighborhood penis into a logic-defying, baseball-bat-cock. It was only six hours ago that Tara, the Mother of Sex Bombs, Queen of Mind Fucking, taught me that in order to access the power of the Hammer (trademark pending), I only had to fantasize about using it. Concentrating on being ready for my flight proved to be a challenge while fighting the temptation to practice my new-found "skill". Hence, my lateness.
So I ran from my Uber so that I could run through check-in, in order to run through my gate and finally run to my seat on the plane. I didn't notice the attractive desk staff, the cute flight attendants, nor the charming lady across the aisle from my row. I threw my carry-on somewhere up there, jumped into my seat, clicked in, and let out a big sigh.
Phew; made it. Next stop: the Big City.
The aircraft's seating was split 2/3 -- two seats on my side of the plane, then the aisle, and three seats on the other side. The older gentleman in my neighbouring seat was a slender fellow, so I really lucked out on the flight -- window and no crowding! I was so tired that I half expected I'd doze off through the first hour of the flight, even without cracking my book open. I closed my eyes, and let out a calming breath.
Good time for a rest.
To my relief, I actually did fall asleep. It was a testament to how worn out I was after the marathon sex from last night. Okay, okay: it was actually a few 100-metre sex dashes. At my age, it's pretty much the same thing.
I suspect that I would have slept the entire flight if I had not been roused by a minor commotion. I awoke with a start as a lady settled into the seat beside me.
"Oh, shhh. Excuse me, sir, I didn't mean to wake you." She was a dark haired woman, maybe my age or a little younger. Very attractive eyes looked up to me, concern on her face. "I apologize, I've switched seats with my father, who needed to sit closer to the washrooms. I didn't mean to disturb you."
"No, it's fine, it's fine." I flashed her a smile of understanding. "I'm good, don't worry." I was still a bit groggy, but not groggy enough to miss how well-endowed my new seat-mate was. If I didn't feel so tired, I'd spend more time marveling at her tight fitting leisure top (thank god for yoga wear), but instead I closed my eyes and turned back towards the window.
Sleep returned, and this time I had a partner. I dreamt of my new friend, Ms. Yoga Wear, and her gigantic twins. In my dream, she agreed with me that her top was not appropriate attire for a domestic flight, and peeled it off to expose two mouthwatering, milky white globes. The struggle to free them had obviously got her so worked up that her nipples were erect, revealing her arousal.
With her eyes, my dream lady asked me to pull out my cock, because it would look so delectable between her tits.
Yes, I agree, my Asana bunny.
So I stood up, and finding that I was stark naked (because, dreams), took hold of my dick and began pulling at its length.
I did not question why my dream lady had a bottle of oil at hand, but she did, and she seductively poured it all over her chest. Putting the oil aside, she squeezed and massaged her massive tits, preparing them for my ride. She then leaned forward, pushing them up against my groin.
My cock was quickly lost between her natural beauties. It occurred to me that if I brought out the Hammer, then its head would easily protrude from between her tits, giving her the opportunity to kiss the head of my cock.
And as soon as I thought about it, the pleasure rippled throughout my dick. I enjoyed the familiar tingling of its supernatural growth, and its slippery passage up her chest. As planned, it poked against her chin, calling out for a lick.
My dream lady looked up at me, and we locked eyes. Her passion was plain to see. Then she lowered her gaze, down to my crowned glory, opened her salivating mouth,
and bit down hard.
The pain was real, but the circumstances were not -- I woke from my dream, suffering from a horse dick boner bent the wrong way in my jeans! Obviously, I am a man, I was accustomed to this type of pain -- but not to this degree!
There was no way I was going to be able to covertly "massage" it back into a neutral position; the only way I could solve this was to open my fly and gently reset myself. Ms. Yoga Wear was turned away from me, reading her ebook, so I don't think she noticed my current condition, but I was convinced she would notice if I stuck my hand down my pants.
I slowly got up from my chair, unable to stand up straight, and limped out to the aisle to head for the washroom. I whispered a terse
excuse me