"So who was the oldest woman you ever had?" Gloria asked.
"Oh, there's no doubt about that: it was Laura."
"Who was Laura? How did you meet her? How old was she?"
"One question at a time! She was sixty-fourâ"
"
Sixty-four!
Omigod. How old were
you
at the time?"
"Twenty-three."
"Jesus Christ. What were you thinking? What was
she
thinking?"
"I have a feeling that's what she thought also. But let me tell you the story. I met her on the same train I met youâ"
"Did you now?"
"Yes. The train was, surprisingly enough, not that crowded on that Friday afternoon, so I managed to sit down next to her. She was a fine-looking woman: gray hair impeccably arranged, rather short around her head; chiseled but delicate features with very few wrinkles, and brilliantly blue eyes that almost hypnotized you; somewhat thin lips, but very appealing when she smiled; quite slim physique, but under her power suit I could tell she had nice curves here and there."
"Do you think of all women as prey?" Gloria said acidly.
"Of course not!" Dale cried. "How can you think that of me? I just can't help appreciating female beauty, in whatever form it comes in. Women are the ornaments of our species, as I've suggested before. You'll note that in other species it's the male who's the more attractive, like peacocks and ducks. But for us it's women. Anyway, a man is allowed to look, isn't he?"
"You do a lot more than look, Dale."
"Yesâbut only with their approval. I've never forced myself on anyone, and I never will."
"I'm sure that's true. Just go on."
"Well, it turns out she was the publicity director for a fairly major New York publisher. It took a while to get her talking, but I think the end of the work week loosened her tongue, as she was happy to put that all behind her and look forward to a weekend of doing nothing."
"But something else happened, I gather?"
"Yes, yes, but let me tell it. We actually got into a pretty intense conversation, and I told her a lot about myself and she told me at least something about herself. She was widowedâher husband had died several years ago, and now she lived alone in their house. She had one child, a son."
"I daresay he was older than you."
"Well, yesâhe was about thirty-five, as I recall. Anyway, as we were gabbing, I saw that she was getting off in Greenwich, just as I was. How lucky! But I wasn't certain that we had established enough of a bond for me toâwell, you know . . ."
"Proposition her?"
"If you want to put it that way. I really did want to get to know her better. So, as we were both making our way to the Park-and-Ride, I blurted out:
"'Let me take you to dinner.'
"She gave me this piercing look, as if she was staring right through me. I swear that she didn't respond for a full minuteâwhich, in that context, seemed like an eternity. Then, when she finally spoke, all she said was: 'Why?'
"That question threw me somehow, and all I could think of saying is, 'We've had such a nice talk. I'd like to get to know you better.'
"Once again she looked at me with those blazing blue eyes. At last, with a kind of wry smile, she said, 'All right. Where would you like to go?"
"'Anywhere you like!' I cried out.
"Suddenly she was all business. Saying, 'Okay, follow me,' she got into her car. I almost ran to my car and started it up, not giving her a chance to change her mind.
"She took me to this nice place somewhere in the countryâoddly enough, I didn't recall ever being there before. It was a super-elegant place, with brilliant white tablecloths and shining crystal goblets, all brightly lit with an elaborate chandelier. The maitre d' who seated us gave us a bland look and raised his eyebrow a fraction of an inch, but went ahead and seated us.
"Our conversation continued all through dinner. Of course, good wine and good food helped. I sensed that Laura was becoming more comfortable with meâat least as a dinner companion, if nothing else. She seemed flattered that I was taking a genuine interest in herâher life, her work, her attitudes. It was almost as if I were conducting an interview of her for a profile in
New York
magazineâbut really much more intimate and engaging than that. I found her a fascinating person altogether."
"Why?" Gloria asked as bluntly as Laura had.
"Because," Dale replied at once, "she had lived a full and rich lifeâand wasn't in any way finished. She had been contemplating early retirement, but found the work she did too interestingâand she was good at it. Her company told her she needn't worry about stepping down anytime soon. She had had a long and on the whole satisfying and enriching marriage to her husbandâa professor at NYU named Henryâand his sudden heart attack three years before had truly been a shock to her. But she was a trouper and carried on. She had plenty of friends, and her son was now happily married and living in the Chicago area.
"She was smart, capable, quick-witted, and vibrant. And she was lovely. The more she talked, the more beautiful she lookedâher eyes twinkling, her lips forming words in such a seductive way that I just wanted to bend forward and plant a kiss on them, her hands delicately but precisely cutting up the food that she daintily placed in her mouth. Everything about her was appealing.
"And so, when the dinner ended, I picked up the tab (she acknowledged it with a gracious nod of the head, but said nothing), and we walked out to the parking lot. Our cars were parked fairly close together, and we stood at the driver's side door of her car facing each other.
"'Well, Dale,' she said, 'I've had a wonderful time.' But her tone of voice clearly implied: