"So was it the experience with Paula that led you to go after us well-seasoned broads?" Gloria said during a break in their next session.
Dale scowled at that description, but said, "Yes, I guess so. It just made me realize how stupid men are for leaving such wonderful creatures as her—and you!"
"That's nice of you." She had said it in her usual cynical way, but Dale could sense that she was touched by his flattery.
"So if I could step into the breach and help them out, why shouldn't I? And by 'helping out' I don't mean just providing sexual gratification—"
"But that's a big part of it, isn't it?"
"Maybe, but there's a lot more to it than that. Young women, especially attractive young women, don't need the attention: they get it all the time, from men of all ages. The older ladies are either bogged down in a boring marriage with someone who no longer excites them, or feel ignored or abandoned by a culture that overemphasizes youth and beauty. Many of these women are in fact quite beautiful—like you and Paula—but don't feel it because no one pays them the attention they deserve. So I figured I'd go on a one-man quest to remedy all that."
"Quite an ambitious goal."
"Naturally I can't solve the whole problem all by myself—but if I could make a few women happy, I'd have done something worth doing."
"Yes, yes," Gloria said impatiently, "very noble of you. Just tell me who else there was."
"Well, the next one was someone I met at a grocery store in Greenwich. Since I didn't have a job, I tended to go to the grocery store at all hours, whenever it suited me; and I found that during the early afternoons the store was frequented almost exclusively by either older people or middle-aged women—presumably stay-at-home mothers who weren't quite wealthy enough to have maids or housekeepers to do the shopping for them. And that's how I met Rose.
"What struck me at first was that she looked so
tired.
I later found out that she was only in her late forties, but she looked a full decade older. She was ahead of me in the cashier's line, and she had quite a lot of groceries to buy—which led me to suspect she was buying for a family rather than just for herself."
"Brilliant deduction, Sherlock."
"It was, wasn't it? The cashier mechanically asked if she would 'like some help' in loading up her purchases in her car, and she just as routinely said no. But she had a large cart full of at least five bags bursting with all manner of things, and she seemed crestfallen about the amount of effort it would take to stuff them into her car and unload them at her house. I only had a few items to purchase, so I managed to trail along after her into the parking lot.
"Predictably enough, she had opened up the back end of a large black SUV and was preparing to put the bags in there. But then, all of a sudden, her shoulders just sagged and she seemed almost overwhelmed with the enormity of the task. Even if I hadn't found her appealing, I would have lent her assistance just out of pity.
"So I calmly walked up to her and said, 'Can I lend you a hand? Looks like you need it.'
"She peered up at me—she was only about five foot two—and, understandably, looked at me warily. 'Thanks, but I'll manage.'
"'You sure?' I said. 'I just want to help.'
It seemed that the effort to ward me off—I'm sure she was not in the habit of talking with strangers in the parking lot of a grocery store—was too much for her, and with a careless toss of her hand she said, 'Go ahead—be my guest.'
"I jumped to the task, and in a matter of seconds I had all five bags of groceries loaded neatly into the back of the SUV.
"'There!' I said, with some pride. 'All done. I hope you have someone at the other end to help you put away all this stuff.'
"She smiled out of the side of her mouth and said, 'I wish. No one home but me at the moment.'
"Then she gave me a look of alarm, and we both realized what was going through her mind.
I've just told this stranger that I'm alone at home. What if he decides to follow me and . . .?
"There was no way I was going to make her more alarmed than she already was, so I said blandly, 'Well, I hope you can take a long nap afterwards.'
"I was worried that she might think even that remark was a
double entendre,
even though it was meant innocently. With a genial smile, I began walking away to my own car. But then she said:
"'Um—you could help me.'
"All I can say is that I take some pride in not looking like a serial killer. I think that on that occasion I happened to be wearing a bowtie and a sweater, so I was utterly unthreatening. And the woman really did seem very tired.
"It was clear she had never done anything like this before. I think she was amazed—and a bit alarmed—at her boldness, uncertain whether she'd made a huge mistake that might cost her dearly.
"I sensed her discomfort and said, 'I'd love to, but I have some work to do.'
"She looked down at her feet and said, 'Of course. I understand.'
"And that seemed to be that. She slammed the back door of the SUV and was about to get into the driver's seat when I said, 'Well, I guess it won't take long to unload those groceries with the two of us working together.'
"You should have seen the radiant smile she gave me! It utterly transformed her face, and I could now see that she was really a beautiful creature—light blond hair (probably dyed, but who cares?), soft, gentle features, and at least a suggestion of some curves underneath the loose blouse and slacks that she was wearing.
"'How nice of you!' she said. She went on quickly, as if to make me commit myself before I could change my mind: 'You can follow me in your car. I don't live far away.'
"In fact, that turned out to be not entirely true. As I trailed her on the crowded streets, she led me to a part of Greenwich that I was not at all familiar with. It was a nice, quiet, shady suburban area of modest houses and well-kept lawns. Her house, in fact, was one of the larger ones—a two-story affair with a double garage.
"She had backed into the driveway, to make it easier for us to unload the groceries through the back door, which led directly to the kitchen. I parked on the street in front of her house and hastened to help her, as she had already opened the back door and brought in one bag. I insisted on bringing in all the others as she started putting stuff away in cabinets or the refrigerator.
"The job was done in a matter of minutes: we worked pretty efficiently! Afterwards, I stood there rather foolishly. All I could think of saying was, 'Well, that was quick work!' I dusted off my hands to illustrate the point.
"'You're a good helper,' she said tranquilly.
"It wasn't at all clear that she was going to do or say anything further, so I was about to leave—but then she said, 'Maybe you'd like some coffee? It's the least I could offer for your help.'
"'Do you have tea?' I said.
"'I do,' she said. 'Many different kinds. I actually prefer it myself.'
"'Do you?' I said enthusiastically. 'That's wonderful! Let's see what you have.' (There definitely wasn't a
double entendre