It was only a few years ago that my wife, Annie, and I, still in our late 20s, became good friends with another couple, Sandy and Jim. Annie and Sandy started things, both having part-time, work-from-home jobs at the same company. They met at new employee orientation and immediately hit it off. Jim and I have our own full-time careers, in different fields.
Annie and Sandy were soon getting together for the occasional lunch, then that morphed into morning jogging workouts, followed by coffee at either their or our place, the whole arrangement working out very well. Sandy and Jim were a couple of years older, but we shared lots of similar background tales, and while Sandy and Annie were the close friends, Jim and I got along fine, so the foursome was quite compatible.
Naturally, that led to us swapping - dinner invitations, that is. Pretty soon, it was regular thing for us to spend at least one day or evening per weekend as a foursome, whether hiking in the nearby countryside, or cooking together, taking in the occasional night spot or concert, or having each other over for dinner. One night at our place after dinner, and after several adult beverages, Jim mentioned how much they'd loved a vacation the year before to the Caribbean at a couples resort - not the wild and crazy kind, but a well-known couples venue of its own. While they were there, on a whim they got a "couples massage" at the resort spa, and when they recounted it.
"Couples massage??" my somewhat naive Annie asked.
"That's right," her newfound friend (and something of the mother hen of the two) Sandy answered. I took the following explanation as an excuse to check out Sandy more closely. She, like Annie, was about 5'5", an ash-blonde with blue eyes to my Annie's brunette and brown. Otherwise the girls were pretty similar - medium build, what I guessed were healthy B-cup breasts, nice generous hips without being noticeably big.
Continuing, Sandy was clearly enjoying this, she added, "You and Ed should really try it sometime - I know you'd love it - especially you, Ed - or maybe especially both of you!" she chuckled, swapping knowing glances with Jim.
"How does that work?" Annie took the bait.
"Well, decided to do their spa thing, and when we got there for our appointment, the receptionist asked if we wanted separate or a 'couples massage.' We asked the same thing, and she told us that we would be massaged in the same room, and could select either male or female, or one each, masseuses, however you pronounce that."
"And what did you pick?" Annie was tuned in on all frequencies - I could see her eyes shining and I imagined that she was imagining exactly what, I hoped.
"We picked one of each. Then a woman dressed like a hospital orderly showed us into a private dressing room joined to a bathroom, gave us big fluffy bathrobes to wear, and explained that we should shower first, then enjoy a tub soak in the next room beyond, and ring an indicated bell when we were ready for the massage part. Before leaving, the orderly lady pointed out a bottle of champagne in an ice bucket with glasses (they were plastic, but nice) next to it, saying it was compliments of the management with congratulations on our anniversary! Nice touch!"
"Sounds very luxe," I offered, figuring I should add something to the discussion, but really just wanting to listen now, and imagine what Sandy might look like in that shower, and then in that robe, and then . . . .
Sandy continued, yanking me back to reality, "It was - the whole resort was that way, and we paid big bucks for it, but we figured it was an anniversary splurge, and I think it was worth it - how about you, hon'?"
"Absolutely!" Jim smiled.
"So there we were - we showered, although it was awkward because Mr. Horndog here wanted to mess around in the shower, and I had to fend him off with promises of future fun," Sandy smirked.
"Future mutual fun, right?" Jim countered.
"Oh, yes, the feeling was mu'tual, all right," Sandy grinned, then continued. "So we got all clean, then we went to the next room and there was this enormous spa tub, more of a spa pond, really - all surrounded by vegetation, sort of like being in a jungle pool or something - very romantic. The room was cool, but the water was sort of gently swirling, not bubbling like a hot tub or anything, and steam was rising from it."
"As in really, really hot!" Jim broke in. "It must have taken me five minutes to get all the way in, while Mrs. Unfazed here just slipped in and proceeded to laugh at my efforts to keep from being parboiled!"
Sandy laughed, remembering it well, and scoffed, "Some tough guy - anyway, we finally got in and soaked, just soaked - with our glasses of bubbly, of course, probably for a good ten minutes plus, before the heat of the water was starting to get to us. I think Jim was ready to get out before I was, but after my teasing, he was gutting it out, so I took pity."
"Pity?!" Jim whined in jest.
"It's ok, he got over it. So we scrambled out and Jim rang the bell while I was putting on my robe. Another door to the pool room opened, and there were our masseuses. One gorgeous blond woman, in her thirties maybe, her hair up, in shorts and a tank top that was obviously, very obviously, not encumbered by a bra, and hunk of a guy, also blond, younger than the rest of us, very clean cut and really buff, with similar shorts and tank top."
"No bra for him either, huh?" I joked.
"No, but it sure looked like no underwear either - not that I noticed, of course."
"Not that you noticed until at least a nanosecond had passed, that is," Jim chortled.
"'I'm Drake, and this is Diane,' the hunk introduced, and 'We'll be taking care of you this afternoon. Do you have a preference of who massages whom?'
"We looked at each other, and it was obvious what we preferred, but not quite yet obvious that we were about to admit it to each other, much less announce it. Thankfully, Jim solved that and said, he thought male on female, and female on male would work best. I didn't miss the pun, but let it go. Jim added that if he was going to have someone squeezing his glutes, he sure as hell wasn't going to be able to relax if it were a male. Obviously, Jim has never had a professional massage, but I love him anyway."
Jim blustered a bit at that, but it was all in good humor.
"Yes, well," Sandy continued, "that was fine with me, too. So then they explained we were to lie face-down, heads cushioned beyond the length of each bed by a padded horse shoe shaped pillow attachment. There were two massage tables, adjacent, side by side. Attire? I asked, still unsure of the procedure and etiquette."
"'Per your comfort. Note the towels here (she pointed) if you prefer to be covered,' Diane answered."
"'Well, then, in for a penny,' Jim said, and dropped his robe, climbing up on a table and lying down in a pretty quick movement. Neither massager batted an eye at his being bare-assed. That left it up to me. I hopped up onto the other table in a sitting position, shrugged off the robe, then spun and lay down quickly as well, taking care to fold my breasts to where they were comfortable. So there we were, bare buns up, heads down. I felt Jim search for and find my hand next to him, and it was sweet that he wanted to hold hands!"
"The massages continued, very professionally, and I looked over to see that Diane was doing the same thing to Jim as Drake was doing to me, which somehow heightened the eroticism of the whole thing, which was undeniable, but unspoken between any of us. They stood on the sides of the tables and started with our feet, really giving a great foot massage, which is a wonder all in itself if you've never had a proper one. Then they moved up to the calves, then to the thighs, and kept everything very within bounds, despite our nakedness. After a bit, they moved up to the head end sides of the tables and did our un-held hands then outboard arms, then shoulders, then swept long stroked down our backs. I went from being nervous to getting turned on to being just relaxed. So far, so good.
"When they'd done that, they asked us to turn over, which I knew was going to be a moment of truth. I glanced over at Jim when we flipped, and was a little relieved that he wasn't all erect, maybe a little more swollen - I didn't really get a good look, but definitely not sticking up in the air or anything. I just flipped and lay back down, closed my eyes - it just seemed natural - we'd been pretty sightless with our faces in those pillow things, so I just kept it up.
"As we settled down, Drake asked, 'You folks doing ok with this so far?'
"We both murmured our yesses, and he said, 'If there's anything special you'd like, or if there's anything that makes you uncomfortable, please let us know.' Talk about an opening!"
"'Whatever you like - we're here for the works!' Jim said, and I'm sure I blushed at that, probably from my toes up."
"'Coming right up,' Drake answered, and I couldn't quite tell if he was continuing the joke or just answering a vanilla response."