Julie's eyes lingered on the last line.
aperte mall cum est mulier, tum demum est bona,
(when a woman is openly bad, she is at her best)
Annette
The elegant penmanship flowed with sensuality across the cream colored stationary. The reality of the contest was setting in. With a deep breath she looked over at Lisa who was just finishing. A tingly sensation rushed across Julie's body raising the hairs on her arms.
Simultaneously they spoke, "This is crazy!"
"I'm wet just thinking about it." Lisa added.
"Me too." Julie pulled at the lacie thong panties she was wearing.
"Have you given any thoughts on who you're gonna bring?"
"Greg." Lisa responded quickly. "You met him at last years Christmas Party."
"the tall, dark haired hunk?" she prodded.
"Uh huh. and you?"
"You remember that fireman I dated a few years back?"
"Steve?"
"Yeah. I thought I'd call him up. He always seemed up for new... adventures." Julie giggled.
Lisa giggled along, "Mmm, I always wanted to fuck him."
"LISA!" Julie was aghast. "You're so nasty."
"That's why you love me." Lisa winked.
Julie laughed. "I have to let you go so I can call and prepare him."
"I'll have him with whipped cream." Lisa chided.
"you'll have to wait your turn." Julie laughed trying to end the conversation so she could call Steve.
"Well Leese, gotta go break this to Steve."
"Let me know how it goes. Peace." she hung up.
With Annette's letter read, she asked Steve, "Well?"
"Well what..." he chuckled.
"Well are you interested?"
"Oh Jules, you knew any guy you called would say yes, the minute you said blow job."
Julie laughed, "I meant... do you think you'll be able to..."
"Get it up?" he broke her off midstream.
"No, you goof, do you think you'll be able to get the tux and coat?"
"For only one blow job, probably not. But for six, I can be bought."
"And you're cool with shaving?" she wittily replied. "or waxing?"
"Clean as a whistle." he said.
A week later the doorbell rang. By the time Julie got to the door all she saw was the backside of the UPS driver as he hurried back to his brown truck.
'Nice ass." she said loud enough for him to hear.
On her porch he had left a large brown box. Carrying it to the living room she sat it down next to coffee table clearing away the items now piled on it. Inside she found her prize. A 3/4 length Russian whiskey colored sable coat. It was gorgeous. She buried her face deep within its hair relishing its softness.
A note along with the coat.
"It's only rented so please don't throw up on it. :-)"
"Asshole." she said loudly. It had been on their first date. A night of dancing and drinking and drinking. They hadn't even got back to her house before she was violently throwing up all over the front seat of his car. She smiled recalling what she could remember of the evening.
'It's a wonder he called me for a second date.'
On Monday she answered the door wearing nothing but the fur coat. On the steps was a bouquet of flowers along with a medium sized brown wrapped package. Arranging the flowers on the dining table she read the attached handwritten note.
Thought you'd like to get in some practice <3
Julie's brows furrowed, 'What's he up to?'
She let out a snort. 'A dildo. Neon green to boot. What a god awful color.'
Removing it from its packaging she was surprised by its thickness. Though 7 " in length her fingers could not stretch all the way around it. It was like 6" in diameter. This was so different than her bullet shaped one. This one looked so lifelike. 'For an alien.' she chuckled out loud.
She ran her tongue along its shaft to its helmet shaped head. 'The rubber taste could take some getting use too.'
Below its two perfect balls she noticed there was a suction cup. 'What a great idea.'
Julie walked into the kitchen and gave it a thorough washing. As she did she wondered where she could play with it.
The brainstorm hit her when she spotted the sliding glass door just off her kitchen. Grabbing a dining room chair she carried it over for scale. Licking the suction cup she bent down and stuck it just slightly above where a person would sit.
'That looks about right.' It's neon green head pointing straight out at her.
Next she retrieved her kitchen timer and positioned it on the floor next to the chair. 'Nows as good as time as any.' Setting it for two minutes she began her workout.
On her knees she placed her hands behind her back and leaned forward taking the head into her awaiting mouth.
Her lips stretched around the green bulbous head and she extended her tongue along the bottom side of the shaft. She spent a few moments just slurping on the head before inching it deeper into her mouth. As she began to gag the timer went off. Pulling it from her mouth, 'Steve was right. I am out of practice.'
She got up and poured herself a glass of white wine before walking into her office. Picking up a 12" ruler she returned to her place on the floor.
'Round two.' she took a sip, setting the glass and ruler down next to the timer.
Julie relaxed her jaw as the thick shaft filled her mouth. She was now getting into the rhythm sucking down its length than retreating to catch a breath.
This time when the buzzer went off she marked with her fingers how much she had taken in. 'Four inches. I guess that's not too bad for a 36 year old.' she questioned. 'but my momma didn't raise no quitter.'
Tuesday morning came early. Julie had just arrived for her 6 a.m. yoga class as Lisa was pulling up. Julie waited beside her car so they could walk in together.
"I got my coat yesterday. Did you get yours?" happily Julie announced much to the chagrin of Lisa.
"Hoping to get mine today. Is yours lovely?"
