I work for Aardvark Industries. We're the big company out in the industrial park on the edge of town. We employ over 11,000 people. A lot of people in town have a place to live and food to eat because of AI.
We run a pretty clean operation. If we find someone who lied on their resume, out they go! If we find someone trying to pull a fast one on a customer, out they go and to court they go.
All of the big companies on this town (and probably every other town in the US) use corporate whores. Your company is ready to sign a big contract with us but you want a party first? Party we got! You want first-rate drinks at the party? Nothing but the best! You tell us what kind of band; we get the best in town. You want pussy? We got the best in town.
How does AI get the best pussy in town? Well, that is up to the Customer Interface Director (CID). I'm the CID for AI.
When we need a new corporate whore, I put the word out. Exactly where and how I put the word out is why I am CID. (If you want to be a CID, you can just develop your own damn sources. It is every man for himself and all the broads for me!)
A girl will come in for an interview. She may be a girl who already works for AI or she may be an outsider. She comes to my office, which is separate from the rest of the AI corporate offices. She interviews and, if she has the right stuff, she might be selected.
Most of the girls who come in for an interview are desperate for money. They are in such a bad financial bind that they have no choice. They can sell themselves for AI or they can sell it on the street.
The first thing I check is the girl's birth certificate. My motto is 'be 18-years-old or begone!' If the girl passes the birth certificate test, the face test and the body test, I have the girls suck me and then fuck me. If she passes all the tests, I set her up as a secretary in the CID office. The girl first gets a new name. I do not want to ruin the rest of a girl's life and I do not want anyone to be able to locate one of the girls after she leaves AI.
Once the girls are hired, I have little jobs for the girls. AI pays secretary wages for the little jobs. The money is in the customer parties. AI has to throw wild customer parties because every other big company in town does the same thing. Most of the companies just use young secretaries. I use real corporate whores. AI does very well.
AI hired a guy named Nat Coleman, for some unknown reason. AI paid Nat, but Nat did not do any work for AI. Perhaps the main reason behind the lack of work performed is that Nat really did not have any skills in the areas where AI needs workers. Nat was, however, extremely skilled as a stab in the back politician. When AI finally decided Nat was a worthless piece of crap, they fired Nat. Nat went away mad but he did not really go away, instead Nat sued AI. That's where I come in.
First, I got sworn in. Then Nat's piece of crap lawyer started in on me.
The lawyer asked, "Did AI now or in the recent past employ a woman named Shirley Wilson?"
I told him, "Yes, I have her employee file and she is present in court."
I gave the file to the clerk. The lawyer then examined it. He finished and looked over at the late 40s/early 50s woman. He then asked me the next stupid question. "Does AI employ any other Shirley Wilson?"
I looked the lawyer in the eye and just said, "No."
My mind flashed back to the day I interviewed the girl who was, for a time, to become 'Shirley Wilson.' She was not quite 20 years old. She had a pretty face. She was in deep financial trouble. I told her, "If we decide to hire you as a part of CID, you will entertain AI customers, do you know what that means?"
The girl said, "Yes, I have to have sex with the customers and that's OK with me."