The ringing of my phone startled me from my sleep. The clock showed 1238pm. That couldn't be right. I reached over what appeared to be an empty bottle of vodka and grabbed my phone.
The bad news was my phone confirmed it was indeed 1238pm. The good news is the call I missed was from Courtney - the bartender I had met the night before. I decided I'd give her a call once I gathered my bearings.
My head was pounding from the drinking the night before. Pro tip: don't chase beer with vodka late night. You'll wake up hungover and naked the next morning. Except it wasn't even morning anymore. It was afternoon.
"Jesus Christ Kelly," I muttered to myself as I walked naked to the bathroom to brush my teeth.
As I brushed my teeth I worked to recall the events of the night. The Redskins had won. I had made a new friend - a beautiful blond bartender who had a similar transplant story as mine but with, seemingly, more success. I had also met a married man named Bill at the bar who convinced me to join him for a drink in his hotel room. I ended up drinking three quarters of a beer and possibly the biggest load of cum I had experienced to date. I gave him one fantastic blow job which he, rightfully, came from prior to kicking me out of his hotel room. I recalled Courtney using a phrase last night- Positive Vibes Only. It was time for me to start living that motto. I decided to brush the remnants of Bill out of my mouth and out of my memory.
Still naked, I walked over to my phone and listened to the message Courtney had left me. She was hanging out at the pool in her Palm Beach Gardens gated community and told me to come join her. She had left her address, the location of the pool, and told me to meet her at 2pm.
I hopped in the shower with my razor and promptly took care of my bikini line. I looked down, admiring my handiwork, rubbing my fingers along the now smooth bikini line and then my larger then average labia. I had anticipated a much needed fucking last night but it wasn't in the cards. Maybe I'll give Shane another call tonight, I thought to myself as I turned off the shower.
I put on my favorite purple bikini and gave myself a look in the mirror. I was slightly bloated but thought I looked pretty damn good all things considered. The purple bikini top was my favorite as it held my tits just right - flaunting my perfect 36c breasts. The rest of my 5'6" 135lb body wasn't too shabby either.
I arrived at Community's front gate, gave them Courtney's address, and followed her instructions to the pool. As I hopped out of the car I spotted her immediately. It was Monday afternoon and she was the only one at the pool.