Thank you Wingedangel for editing!
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In the restaurant business you see and hear a lot of things, but nothing had me prepared for what would happen in our dining area last September. It was a usual busy day for us, lots of customers, lots of food, it's a restaurant, you get the idea; we were a little busy.
I am a minor manager, typically in charge of the wait staff, and, from time to time, will be the one that brings money to the drop off at the bank. My duties often changed depending on the lead manager that was there that day.
This particular shift I would be closing down the place after we closed. I would decide when people would be leaving and dropping off the money. Of course, being the supervisor for the wait staff meant I got to deal with any issues that arose between any of the waiters or waitresses.
On this day, I had only two working with me, Ariana and Alec, otherwise known as the fucking A's. Mainly because they tended to be asses to most people, and second because they often bragged about their exploits in the sex department. This always caused trouble for me, as they were real big asses to each other, and always tried to say they out did the other with a sexual adventure. This often flowed over to aggression while working. Of all the staff I had, these were the only two that would not help the other out.
This was one of those days I wanted to change my name! I was constantly approached by one of them complaining about the other, it seemed to never stop. I think Darci was said well over a thousand times. I wanted to hit them both, wanted to pull my hair out, wanted to send them both home and just deal with the rushes on my own. But, I held it together and smiled a bit when we watched the last customer leave.
The clean-up of the kitchen staff went very quickly, and just as I was closing the books for the day and preparing to make the nightly deposit they said they were headed out. I did a quick inspection and cleared them to leave, then took a look through the food pass through into the dining room. It was still a mess.
I walked out to see Ariana and Alec arguing about something and cleared my throat loudly, "I would like to leave at some point tonight guys."
Alec looked my way, "She is supposed to fill the salt and pepper while I get the catsups filled, and she is being a bitch about it."
Ariana shook her head, "Wrong! The asshole here is supposed to fill while I get the tables ready, and he just keeps getting in my way."
I took a breath to keep myself calm from this petty little debate, "Okay, Ariana start setting the tables up, Alec start filling the catsups, salts, and peppers. It is quicker to do all at once. I am running to the deposit box and will be back later to check everything out so we can go home. Okay?"
They both nodded, headed in opposite directions, and I headed out.
I took my time getting to the bank, the less time I had to spend with them, the better. So I took some back roads and made the trip take a bit longer. Not the most responsible thing to do, but what the hell, it gave me some peace and quiet.
When I returned, I came through the back door, half hoping they wouldn't realize I was there, and I wouldn't have to separate them again.
I could hear them mumbling at each other right off though and headed to the counter that we could pass the food through to bark at them, but decided to wait before speaking. Maybe, just maybe, if I left them alone for a few they would be able to solve the problem themselves.
Alec was shaking his head, "Oh, sorry I forgot how well you fuck. Like a champion, making the guy cum over and over again right?"
Ariana huffed, "And the woman too, asshole. More than you can say with your tiny cock."
Alec grabbed his crotch, "Bigger then you have ever had!"
Ariana rolled her eyes, "Yeah so big, I couldn't fit it in my mouth, and my pussy would hurt for weeks right?"
"You wouldn't be the first woman to cry when it enters."