Sorry, Dear Reader, this is not the first instalment of some seemingly-endless saga. It is just a little snippet of erotica for your immediate gratification. Please enjoy. Oh, and don't forget to wash your hands afterwards.
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Janet did not seem at all pleased. 'How could you have?' she asked.
Gus was confused. What did she mean? How could he have what?
'How could you have?' Janet repeated. 'And with Tom and I right there.'
Gus was still confused. And not just because Janet had said 'Tom and I' when it should have been 'Tom and me'. Putting that aside, it wasn't as if he and Sally had sneaked off somewhere. It wasn't as if they had pretended that they hadn't done it. They had done it. No argument there.
Sally had sort of knelt on the padded arm of the sofa, supporting herself with her left hand on the back of the sofa, and Gus had put his Tab A into Sally's Slot B. A satisfyingly warm and slippery Slot B, Gus thought. They had done it right there with Janet and Tom looking on. Watching every move. Willing every thrust. And wasn't that why they were all there in the first place? 'I don't understand,' Gus said.
'
You
don't understand? Huh!
I'm
the one who doesn't understand. You bastard.'
Gus waited for Janet to explain.
'Well?' she said.
'Well what?'
'How could you have?'
'I'm sorry. I still don't understand,' Gus said. 'I assume that we are talking about tonight. OK, so I fucked Sally. Or maybe Sally fucked me. But wasn't that why we were all there?'
'So that you could fuck my sister?'
'Well ... so that any of us could fuck any of us. And there were only four of us. I could have fucked you. And, of course, I do from time to time. This morning for example. Tom and Sally might have enjoyed watching that.
'You could have fucked Tom - if you had felt inclined. And, under what I understood to be the unstated rules, I suppose that I could have fucked Tom. Although that might have been a bit awkward. I'm not sure what one does when it's two blokes. I mean ... I have a sort of idea, but I'm not sure who does what to whom and in what order - if you see what I mean. It's a bit outside my realm of experience.'
Janet shook her head.
'And, anyway, I'm not sure why you didn't take the opportunity to fuck Tom. I thought that you fancied the pants off him,' Gus said. 'You've accidentally called me Tom more than once. You know - when we've been getting down and dirty.'
Janet picked up the wine bottle and refilled her glass. 'What must Tom have thought?' she said. 'About you. And Sally.'
'Tom? From the expression on his face, I would say that he thought it was pretty damn nice.'
'Nice?'
'Well ... you know. Sexy. Arousing. Stimulating. I expect that, right now, he has his own Tab A in Sally's Slot B. Aided perhaps by a little leftover lubrication from yours truly. And he's probably replaying the whole scene in his head. I think I would be.'
Janet snorted.
Gus picked up his own wine glass and held it out towards Janet.
'What?' she said.
'Another small splash would not be unappreciated,' Gus said.
Janet scowled but refilled his glass anyway.
Gus glanced down at his wilted cock. It was hanging, as it tended to, with a slight twist to port. Interesting that. For as long as Gus could remember, he had masturbated with his right hand. Surely his cock should have favoured starboard.
'So what was it like?' Janet asked.
'What was what like?'
'Fucking my sister.'