A great set of tits will get my attention every time.
I was sitting in my living room on the couch, reading a book, when I heard the doorbell.
I wasn't expecting company, but what the hell, I was bored. I answered the door.
The first thing I saw was a brunette wearing a low cut dress, displaying impressive cleavage.
To my credit, I managed to look up at her face after the first ogle.
Then I noticed the dude standing behind her.
"May I help you?" I asked politely.
"Hi, we're with Stan Diamond productions." Said the man. The girl handed me a business card. "Come on in." I said.
I led the visitors to the living room. "What can I do for your company," I asked the man.
As eye catching as the girl was, the man was the one who needed watching. So I kept my attention on him.
"We are going to be shooting a film here in town, and we need a house for a set for a day or
two."
"What kind of movie will you be shooting?" I asked. "Well," said the man. The girl broke in then. "We're making an adult movie."
"Porn film huh?" I said. "Gimme a moment."
I picked up the phone and called a buddy of mine out in Los Angeles. He is a producer/director of quality adult films, and he knew the industry inside out.
Paul told me that Stan Diamond productions was legit.
Small, but made decent quality films.
I thanked him and was about to hang up when Paul asked if I was dealing with a skinny, weasel of a guy and an extremely stacked brunette. I told him they were right there now.
"Keep your prick in your pants and your mind on the deal, or they'll end up renting your house for nothing." Paul said.
He wanted to talk to weasel boy. So I handed him the phone.
After a few moments, Weasel boy handed the phone to Titzilla.
She listened, then handed me the phone. "See ya when you get out here." Paul said. Then we hung up.
Weasel boy looked a little more subdued.
"Here's the deal." I told him. "Any damage gets fixed at your expense. Any modifications to the breaker box, I approve in advance. And clean up you guys pay for."
Weasel boy looked at the girl for advice.
That told me volumes about who really held the reins of the outfit.
"The upside, is that I don't charge you for the use of the house." I added.
The brunette's eyes lit up when I mentioned that.
"The main condition is that I stay here and watch the making of the movie. I have been on enough sets to know how to keep quiet and out of the way."
The girl nodded at Weasel boy. He turned to me. "Agreed."
"Fine, have a contract drawn up and here for me to read and sign by tonight." I told them.
The girl turned and looked at me speculatively at the door. "I know you from someplace." she said. "Likely." I replied. "I was making porn flicks back when you were still in grade school."
Her eyes narrowed. "I'll bring the contracts over myself about 7 tonight. OK?" "Fine by me." I said.
Once they had left, I called a lawyer friend of mine and invited him over for supper.
Dan came over about 5. We discussed the potential contracts over supper.
I had been using Dan as my lawyer for several years, and he was a regular at my topless club.
Titzilla showed up at 7 sharp, dressed in about 4 ounces of nothing much.
I introduced her to Dan.
"Dan, this is the lady from Stan Diamond Productions. She appeared to be the real boss when her and the weasel showed up today, although she let him to all the talking."
The girl looked less than pleased to find that I had company. "You know, I never did get your name today." I said.
Then she looked really pissed, like I should have recognized her on sight. "Hi Dan." She said. "My name is Crystal Meadows."
Dan shook his head. "If we are going to do business, then your stage name will not do. Real names only."
She looked like she wanted to spit nails. "Susan Brankowski." she gritted.
βI don't blame you for preferring Crystal Meadows." I said, earning me a glare.
"Are those the contracts?" Dan asked, gesturing at the papers Crystal was carrying.
She handed them over to him reluctantly.
Dan moved over to sit on the easy chair to read the contracts.
Presently he took out a pen and crossed out several lines, then jotted notes and tucked them into the papers. Dan stood up and handed the papers back to Crystal, who was still standing there gnawing on her lower lip.
"These are the changes that have to be made before the contracts will be signed. And you should be ashamed for even trying to bring them over. Have the new contracts sent to my office in the morning and I'll review them. If they are acceptable, they will be signed."
Crystal hung her head. "I'll be right back."
She went out to her car and came back with a different set of contracts. Dan reviewed them and okayed them for signing. I laid them on the table and signed, "Jack Panera". My legal name at the time.
I gave my copy to Dan for safekeeping.