Spring had finally made its debut; it was threatening to be over seventy degrees, so I had left work early to relax a little. I was on my way home, stopped at the gas station near my house, filling up my car.
I felt quite peaceful. My co-workers and I were just wrapping up a project and had everything in hand. As the pump ran, I stared off into traffic. My view was interrupted by a delivery van that parked at the far edge of the gas station, between my car and the road. Three guys poured out, all in their early twenties, and headed into the convenience store.
I glanced back at the pump, then back at the truck. What happened then passed with the slow clarity one realizes sometimes in life: when pulling off a brilliant move playing basketball with friends, for example, or while watching a locked car door swing shut after realizing that the keys are on the dashboard. Just as I looked up, the truck creaked and groaned almost inaudiblyâand then started rolling. Imperceptibly the truck strained forward just before I noticed the wheels really were moving. By the time I stepped around my car, the truck was clearly coasting and picking up a little bit more speed.
Breaking in to a run, I cut across the parking lot and jumped into the open door of the van. Grabbing the steering wheel with one hand, I sat on the step just inside the door and pressed the brake pedal as hard as I could with my other hand. The truck didnât slow, so I pumped the pedal and really pushed, twisting my upper body as I pulled against the steering wheel for leverage.
The truck began to slow. Just as it came to a stop, I was planning to stand up and find the parking brake on the inside, or try to force it into gear. My plan was foiled when the vehicle lurched and I was thrown out of the open door. My head bumped the edge of the dash and I landed in a heap on the pavement.
Standing up, I felt my forehead and there was just a little blood. I looked at the truck and found I was now next door to the gas station. The station shared its parking lot with a coffee shop and a small book store. One of the truckâs front wheels was over the parking stop and on the sidewalk, while the other was lodged between the stop and the sidewalk curb.
The front of the truck was pointed straight at the front door of the coffee house, and that door burst open. âJesus fucking Christ, you almost killed me, you fucking asshole!â A blonde girl, one of the baristas, I guess, came out and charged me. Her ponytail flowed behind her, and she wadded her tiny fists and started swinging randomly at me.
My moment of clarity was gone. âHey, I justââ, and from behind me the three men came running back to their truck. They stopped and started yelling at each other. One jumped into the cab.
âHoly shit, dude!â
âFuck, man, why didnât you set the brake?â
The barista stopped hitting me, and she turned to the three guys. She stepped towards one of the delivery men. âYou sonsabitches!â Another giant step towards him, and she tried to kick him right in the nuts. He side-stepped out of her way, and just then a police cruiser came around the back of the truck.
Unfortunately, the barista didnât immediately notice. âDamn you!â and she spun and slugged the guy in the arm as hard as she could. One officer jumped out and corralled the barista. The other officer yelled for everyone to settle down.
âWhat happened here?â asked the first officer. Everyone started at once.
âThese idiots let theirââ
âHey, lady!â toned the first officer.
âJeremy here is too stupid to set the fucking parking brake is what happened.â
âShut up, David!â
The other officer approached me. âDid you see what happened? How did you get cut?â
âWell, yeah. I was pumping gas up there,â pointing at my car. I explained what I did, and told the officer that I couldnât believe they were here so quickly.
He said they were just passing by, and we were lucky. He wanted me to get my cut looked at. I touched it and my fingers came back wetâit was bleeding more than I thought, but didnât seem threatening. I actually figured Iâd get a big bump, but thought that a cut would heal faster and be more fun to explain to anyone who asked.
The door of the coffee shop flew open again. An older man, maybe fifty, emerged: âVanessa! What happened? Are you okay, honey?â
The barista left the officerâs side and ran to hug the man. I guessed he was her father; he was wearing a green apron like hersâmaybe they ran the coffee shop together.
The officer I had been talking with approached the man and asked his name, while the first policeman began surveying the delivery men to see which was driving. Jeremy looked forlorn.
âDo you own the coffee shop, sir?â asked the first officer of the man. When the man nodded, the officer related a brief version of my story to him and he thanked.
âJesus!â Vanessa said. Now that she was finally calm, she could hear the story and came to understand what happened.
The owner looked at his daughter disapprovingly, then extended his hand and thanked me. He introduced himself as Frank. I introduced myself.
And Vanessa thanked me, too. âIâm sorry that I hit you. I was right behind the door and I thought the truck was going to come through the window, and I spilled a huge tray.â
I smiled. âWell, youâre fine.â
She smiled at me. âThanks to you! What a hero!â
I laughed. âItâs nothing like that.â
âWell, it certainly was some quick thinking, son. You come in for a cup of coffee on me, any time you want to,â offered Frank.
Abashed, I turned away. Jeremy was studying a pink piece of paper and his civil servant was talking to him.
âAre you sure youâre okay? Why donât you go home and calm down?â Frank asked Vanessa.
âIâm fine, daddy. Besides, Rebecca isnât picking me up for another two hours,â Vanessa told her father.
âWell, why donât you leave early? Maybe your new friend can give you a ride.â
Vanessa turned to me and smiled again. âWell, what kind of car do you drive?â
I exchanged a few more pleasantries with Frank. At a lull in our chat, we overheard two of the delivery guys celebrating because Jeremy only got a written warning. That set Frank off into a bit of a frenzy. He wasnât raging, but it was easy to see where Vanessa got her temper.
âLetâs get out of here,â Vanessa whispered to me as one of the officers tried to explain his partnerâs reasoning to Frank.