A few days ago I had a surprise encounter with the hottest girl I'd ever seen. Up until that encounter, I had never met her. We passed each other in the halls, but didn't take any classes together, so I never really had the chance to speak to her. My roommate Ashton labeled her 'Triple B' because she was a busty, blue-eyed brunette. Ashton had objective nicknames for all the '7-UP girls', anyone he considered at least a seven or better on the hot scale. What a charmer.
Despite his blatant womanizing and complete disrespect to the female gender, I was stuck with him and tried to make the best of it. Triple B was always my favorite of his 7-UP girls, and as luck would have it, she wound up in my stall one morning to shower. We go to one of the few colleges that still allows coed showering in an effort to de-sexualize the human body. Ironically, all I could think about when I found out about the coed showers was how many naked girls I'd get to see and have sex with.
My early college career had no such luck. The shower scheduling and busy workload meant there was no salacious sex fantasies to live out. Not until Triple B came along. Damn it, look at me using Ashton's stupid name, her real name is Aubrey. I found that out after she ended up in my shower stall and we banged each other's brains out. If you haven't heard that story I recommend you go find it, it's a doozy.
Anyway, I'm not one to kiss and tell so I kept it to myself the past few days and have been waiting for a chance to meet her again. She gave me her dorm number, 409, but I hadn't mustered the courage to knock. I wanted to see her in the halls and at least try to be friendly before implying I wanted another booty call. I'd be lying if I told you I didn't want one.
I was 'busy' playing
Stardew Valley
on my PC when Ashton burst through the door behind me. "Dude, how could you not tell me?!" he said, throwing his backpack onto his pile of clothes in the corner of the room.
"Tell you what?"
"You boned some chick in the showers?!"
"Who told you that?" I asked. I knew for a fact I had told no one. Was Aubrey talking about it?
"Sam in my trig class, he said he saw you in the showers the other day and he thought you were jerkin' it but then some chick shouted out 'harder, harder' or some shit. Is that true?"
"Why was Sam looking at me in the showers?" I asked.
"Don't dodge me, dude, what happened?"
I suddenly felt anxious. My heartbeat quickened and my face flushed hot. In hindsight, I'm not sure why. I wasn't embarrassed about it. I guess I didn't want any rumors going around about me or Aubrey. I always thought it a cruel injustice that if a guy gets some tail he's a stud, but if a girl does, then she's a slut. "Whatever, it's not a big deal," I said, going back to my game.
"It's absolutely a big deal. If some chick is putting out, then I wanna know about it!"
"Sam's full of shit," I said, trying to look unfazed. Ashton stared at me for a moment.
"
You're
full of shit. Who was it? Did you get her number? Was she hot or was it, like, a pity fuck?"
"C'mon man, lay off."
"What? I'm happy for you, man, proud even! Maybe a little jealous. Depends who it was." He stared at me a moment longer. "Fine, whatever, I'll figure it out." Ashton said, grabbing a Monster out of our mini-fridge and firing up
Call of Duty
on our TV. He always played too loud and swore at the ten-year-old kids that kicked his ass. Sometimes it was funny, mostly it was just annoying. I decided to go for a walk.
I was used to walking alone, but with Aubrey so firmly planted in my mind at the moment, I really wanted to see if she'd go with me. A knot was forming in my gut, a knot of uncertainty. I didn't want her to think I was ignoring her or that the sex was just a onetime thing for me. I also didn't want to come off like Ashton, a raging douche that planned to hit it and quit it.
While I didn't have Aubrey's phone number, I had her dorm number. She was so friendly when we met; I doubted she'd mind if I swung by to get her number. Maybe I could ask her to grab a cup of coffee with me or something, go for a walk around the campus. Y'know, normal people stuff. Just because I pumped her full of my sperm on our first meeting doesn't mean I can't be a gentleman about it.
I arrived at dorm 409 and stared at the numbers for a long moment. For some reason I was nervous. I was just going to ask her to go for a walk with me, it's not like I was going to ask for round two. Even if she was busy, I couldn't make a fool of myself by simply asking for a walk. The worst thing that could happen was she'd say no and I'd keep walking by myself. I took a few deep breaths, gathering my courage, and raised my hand to knock on the door.
It opened before my knuckles made contact. "Oh, hello," I said as a cute Indian girl with green eyes stepped into the threshold. Her eyes bulged, and she put her hand to her chest, startled.
"Oh god, you scared me!" she said, bursting into an awkward laugh. "Who are you?"
"I'm Geoff. I'm here to, uh... is Aubrey here?"
"Geoff?" She stared at me for a second and her forehead crinkled as she tried to work something out in her mind. Her eyes lit up. "Oh, Geoff!" she said, and a mischievous grin spread across her face.
"Yeah, Geoff," I said, feeling stupid.
"Good thing I'm going to class then, I don't need to hear any of that." She said, walking passed me with a wink. Seems like Aubrey told her about me.
"It's not like that, I was actually just going to ask her to go for a walk," I said.
"Suuure Geoff," she said, holding back a smirk as she walked away.
I felt self-conscious, but there was nothing I could do. I just hoped I wasn't coming across like Ashton. With the door wide open, I poked my head in and saw Aubrey laying belly down on her bed and facing away from me, talking on her phone. I awkwardly stepped into the dorm and let the door shut behind me. She didn't notice.
"Mom, seriously, Netflix is not that hard. I can buy you a little device that plugs right into your TV and you can watch anything you want, you don't have to wait for 'regularly scheduled programming' anymore," she said into the phone, unaware of my presence. She was wearing a tight tank top and volleyball shorts, neither of which left much to the imagination. I'd already seen her naked, but her curvy frame was still an exciting eyeful.
I stepped wide of her bed, intending to penetrate her peripheral vision without startling her. I even started waving my hand to get her attention. Once I finally did, her eyes widened and lit up as if excited to see me. She waved emphatically, and did something that almost made my jaw hit the floor. She casually wiggled her volleyball shorts down her thighs and motioned for me to come onto the bed.