Coach's Cutie - Chapter 5: Smoothing Things Over
I'm so excited to tell Greg everything I found out tonight! Now I just have to figure out the best way to do it, because I'll have no choice but to admit what I've been up to.
You see, these last two weeks I've basically been sneaking around behind my boyfriend's back in order to befriend his adorable, forbidden crush, Maddie. And while this sort of low-level deception is definitely out of character for me, I feel like in this instance the ends have kind of justified the means? All I know is, I found out tons of new information about this girl, and now I'm just dying to fill Greg in on everything I learned, even if that means confessing exactly how I came across this salacious info in the first place.
Greg knows that for the past two weeks I've been fostering this sweet, little corgi named Cassie. But what he doesn't know, is that this dog had previously been staying with Maddie's family. When I decided to take Cassie home with me, I had assumed it would give me a chance to get to know Madison a little better, and I was definitely looking forward to that. But if I'm being honest, I didn't actually expect it would lead to anything happening between my boyfriend, who by the way is a high school basketball coach, and this 18-year-old player of his.
But then I started to get to know Maddie, and not only did I confirm that she also has a huge crush on Greg, but amazingly, the one sexual act she's most curious about experiencing, just happens to be Greg's favorite thing in the entire world to do! I mean, this has to happen now, right?? She deserves to experience getting eaten out by someone who loves doing it, while he deserves to lick the pussy of this innocent, little, blonde cutie that he absolutely adores. Meanwhile, I deserve to get to watch it all go down, especially if I'm the one who ends up making it happen!
The problem is, I know Greg is going to freak the fuck out as soon as I tell him I've been hanging out with Madison. There's just no way around it. He's too paranoid about losing his job, his career, and basically everything he's ever worked for, and when I phrase it like that, he's obviously not wrong to feel that way.
But I believe that sometimes in life, you just have to say 'fuck it' and live for the moment. I know for a fact that there's nothing his body and mind want more than to make unbridled, passionate love to this one particular teenage girl. He just cherishes her like nothing I've ever seen.
Calling his feelings for Maddie a crush, just isn't doing it justice. The little comments he's made, the way he talks about her when he lets his guard down, it's all so clear. I can tell there's a level of desire within him that is really quite extraordinary. And seeing that amount of passion come from someone you care about, makes it really hard for you not to want that for them!
Okay, so I'm going to do this. I'm going to tell him everything.
Me (grabbing my phone to text Greg): "hey you still up?"
It's not even 10pm yet, so I doubt Greg is already in bed, let alone asleep. But for whatever reason, I don't get an immediate response.
Me (following up with another text): "I wanna chat about something but probably best to do it in person."
I send that off, but still nothing. As soon as I reread that second text though, I realize it could easily be interpreted kind of ominously!
Me (quickly sending a third message): "nothing bad though! Not planning to break up with you or anything :)"
Oh god. Still no reply back and now I officially sound like a crazy person! What did I just do?? Fuck.
Okay, No more sending texts. I just have to wait for a response now, but I wonder why he's not replying?? We've definitely been a little off this week, for lack of a better term, so I hope he's not too annoyed at me. If he is, I'm sure my barrage of messages just now joking about not breaking up won't help! Oh god.
This distance between us lately is 100% my fault too, as it's all directly related to my hanging out with Maddie so much. But there's no way Greg could've known about that, so I wonder if he's been rationalizing our minor rough patch in some other way? On the other hand, maybe he hasn't even noticed?
I'm hoping it's the latter, and everything's business as usual from his perspective. Either way though, I just really want to come clean about everything related to Maddie. It'll be a relief to finally get that off my chest, as it's definitely been weighing on me. No more secrets!
As much as I'm looking forward to relieving myself of that guilt, I'm also so genuinely excited to share the news of Maddie's mutual feelings for him. And oh yeah, I also cannot wait to tease him about that glorious nickname, Coach Dream, the girls on the basketball team all call him behind his back!
So all of that is obviously exciting, but I am still worried about how he's going to feel about Maddie's and my new friendship, though. The good news is, despite the fact that she and I did discuss her sex life, I haven't let on at all about what Greg thinks of her. And besides, the whole reason I know what I do about her sexual history is because she volunteered that information to me! I certainly didn't go prying anything out of her! I'll have to make that crystal clear to Greg, so he doesn't accuse me of somehow grooming her or some shit like that.
Now I just need Greg to text me back so I can head over there and get this conversation started! But apparently, it's not going to be tonight, as he never responds and eventually I have to call it a night.
I sleep pretty well all things considered, but when I wake up in the morning, there's still no text back from him. I hop in the shower, and then afterwards as I'm drying myself off, I hear my phone vibrate on my nightstand. Finally! It's a reply from Greg.
Greg's text: "hey sorry - went to bed early and just seeing this. everything ok? wanna order in dinner tonight? either your place or mine is fine with me, but feeling mexican if youre up for it"
Phew. Seems like everything's good. It was just an early bedtime for him after all, nothing more.
My reply: "yeah sounds great! I'll swing by your place around 6?"
In response, Greg sends me that giant thumbs up emoji guys seem to love using.
Okay, this is good, disaster averted. I don't know why I get so panicky sometimes! But still, it's obviously super important that tonight goes well. And as I'm thinking this, I get an idea. There's something I've been meaning to do, specifically for Greg, as kind of a present. I had just never gotten around to doing it, but this would be the perfect opportunity.
I believe I've mentioned this before, but I think I do a decent job keeping my bikini region consistently shaved. I've always preferred the look of a hairless crotch over any sort of pubic hair, whether that be a small patch, strip, or god forbid a full bush! Ha. But anyway, a bald vagina seems to be Greg's preference too, and considering how much time he spends down there, I definitely value his opinion.
But as nice as a cleanly shaved pussy is, it's not quite the same as a waxed one. The truth is, I used to get my bikini region waxed pretty consistently when I was first separated from my ex-husband. But between then and now, I briefly dated a man who actually asked me to grow my hair out, which I was happy to do for him. But then after we broke up, I just resorted to shaving it myself rather than waxing.
Part of it is just the cost, as I'm constantly in a battle to save a few dollars here and there. There's also an element of laziness, as it takes effort to call and book an appointment. But with Greg's love of licking me and my desire to butter him up before this talk, what better day than today to finally surprise him with a freshly waxed pussy!
So I have this Thai lady I used to go to. Her name is Anong, and in addition to being proficient at her craft, she's also hilarious. She always did a great job being extremely thorough, meaning no stragglers left behind. But she also does her best to minimize the number of pulls, meaning as little pain as possible for me in the whole process.
What made her so funny though, is she's this tiny, older Asian lady, and perhaps not surprisingly, she has a pretty strong accent. But she would always refer to my vagina as my 'coochie' and my butt crack as my 'poochie'. And just hearing her say those words, while she's contorting me every which way, would never cease to crack me up (no pun intended).
So while I'm at the animal shelter on my typical Saturday shift, I call and succeed in making an appointment with good old Anong for my lunch break. Ideally, with all the redness that can sometimes occur right after the treatment, I'd probably want to have more than a few hours post waxing before unveiling the finished product to Greg. But unfortunately in this case, I don't think I have that luxury.
The good news is, my waxing session goes smoothly (pun definitely intended) and I don't think I'll end up with much discoloration. Good old Anong did interrogate me as to while I hadn't been there in so long, and even borderline accused me of going to some Korean waxing place that I had never even heard of, but I assured her I would never cheat on her! Ha.
After I finish my shift volunteering at the shelter, I head home to shower and freshen up. I get nice and clean, put on a cute new top I recently ordered online, and then I head over to Greg's place for our Mexican dinner and this big confession of mine.