I am such a bastard. I think this time I really screwed up my life. I have a beautiful wife, two dogs, well-paying job and a house out in the country. I'm 36 years old (way too young for it all to be over) and if my wife of 10 years finds out what just happened-I'm screwed.
I want to say right now I didn't go looking for trouble, but I found it anyway. Here's how it started. I went to exchange some clothes my wife had given me for my birthday. The size was wrong and nothing fit.
Last night I worked late a few hours at the office and decided to stop off at the clothiers where Deborah had purchased the shirt and pants.
The shop was part of a well-known chain of men's clothing, which I won't name, but I will say they were sure I was going'to love the way I looked' and that the owner'guaranteed it.'
I walked in a few minutes before closing. The store manager was busy ringing up another customer. I nodded a greeting and made sure she saw the bag I was carrying. Then I started browsing in the tie section to kill time. The sound of the receipt printer indicated the other customer's transaction was nearing its close. I glanced up as the manager followed the customer to the door then locked the door and dimmed the lights in the display areas in the front of the store.
'I'll be right with you, Sir.' She said, hurrying back to the checkout terminal.'My assistant called in sick today, so I am here alone today.'
'That's ok.' I assured her. Then added,'Do you want me to come back tomorrow?''It's no problem--I just work a few blocks from here.'
Squinting at the terminal screen, she said,'No, I'll be over in a sec. I just need to send this order to corporate.' She typed furiously for a minute pausing to swipe at the golden tress of hair that hung over one cheekbone. Shrugging, I turned my attention back to the ties.
'There!' She said triumphantly, punctuating her word with a loud click of the'enter' key. She walked efficiently toward me,'Now, it looked like you had an exchange or a return--is that correct?'
I nodded, and noticed she had fallen suddenly silent and was looking at me with a mixture of vague recognition and curiosity. I held up my bag and said,'Yeah, these were a gift and they don't fit. I just wanted to see if you had the same thing in a different size?'
'Sure, let's take a look,' she said absentmindedly. I noticed a deep blush rising in her cheeks as I handed her the bag. Her name plaque said her name was Heather. She pulled out the merchandise, inspecting and smoothing the woolen material with manicured hands that trembled slightly.
Where these the same hands that had just expertly assaulted the terminal keyboard, I wondered.
'What size did you need?' she asked, her eyes fixing on my lips.
'That's what I don't know,' I said.'32 is usually what I wear--those say 32 but are too big.'
Her eyes flitted to mine only for a second then shifted away.'This brand runs a little large,' she said and self-consciously moved to retrieve a measuring tape from a shelf.
Why was she so nervous, I puzzled.
With her back turned to me I appreciated for the first time how fetchingly beautiful she was. She was dressed in a crisp long-sleeved white blouse, a camel-colored wool skirt that hit her about mid thigh, her slim athletic legs were sheathed in very sheer light tan-colored nylon stockings and on her feet she wore dainty brown'mules' with a medium business-appropriate heel. Her hair was the golden color of a wheat field in September. She wore it pulled back in a tight ponytail except for that recalcitrant wisp that kept escaping to fall across her cheek.
She turned then, in the same motion tucking the wisp of hair in place behind one well-formed ear. I noticed her full mouth, muted pink lipstick, high cheekbones and a cute patrician nose. Her skin had an healthy, clean, sun-bronzed glow. Her blouse, open at the neck, framed a tiny gold cross on a thin, intricate chain that hung from her neck.
'Nice necklace,' I stammered.