I'm sweating buckets under the bright lights. I bumped into the prop table backstage, so my thigh will be sporting an ugly, purple bruise tomorrow. My dress is cumbersome, my makeup is thick, and the dozens of bobby pins holding my hair in place are attacking my scalp. But that laundry list of awful gets ripped to shreds as soon as the audience erupts with applause.
I take the final bow with the main cast, and then with just Eric, the guy who played the Baker in our high school's production of
Into the Woods.
It's been my favorite musical since I saw it on PBS when I was nine years old, and it's the reason I'm standing on this stage, in this moment, having just nailed the last show of my high school career. My voice cracked during "No One is Alone", but I'm hoping it only added to the sincerity of my performance. I'm just lucky I was able to stop myself from full-on bawling, instead. It really could have gone either way.
Eric and I have been best friends since we were freshman. We bonded while suffering in the ensemble for the musical that yearâGrease. Ugh. Just after we both turned eighteen six months ago, we took each other's virginityâand three minutes after that, he came out. Just between you and me, I'd already guessed he was gay, but I was too scared I'd end up getting drunk and losing it to some frat guy at my first college party next year. I could never tell my future daughter a story like that; telling them my first time was with someone I loved will set a much better example. I'll just leave out the gay part.
The sex had been underwhelming and weird. Eric and I are both attractive people, but we aren't attracted to each other, for obvious reasons. That makes for some pretty 'meh' fucking. It was the first and last time I've done it, so far, but at least I got my deflowering out of the way. That was our shared goal when we decided to get naked and put our parts together. Eric's part is actually quite impressive. I'm sure he'll go on to make many men very happy.
As soon as we're backstage, I'm hug-attacked by my BFF.
"Oh my god, Emilie!" he screams into my ear. I'm lifted clear off the ground, and he's jumping up and down with me in his arms. The closing night high is a powerful one.
My name is Emilie, and I'm an addict.
"I know, I know. We totally killed it."
"We didn't just kill it, Em; we straight
murdered
it!"
"Yeah... I'm pretty sure that's basically the same thing. But, still, a valid point." I'm smiling my face off, literally unable to stop. The adrenaline is still pumping, loud and proud, in my veins, as Eric starts walking us toward the dressing rooms. I'm still locked in his hug, my feet dangling six inches off the floor. "You do know you have to put me down now, right? Just because the feminine form does nothing for Little Eric, doesn't mean Big Eric can join me in the girls' dressing room."
I'm dropped unceremoniously back down, landing with an "Oof!" He may be a a bit flighty at times, but at least he listens to reason when it's presented to him.
"First off, Little Eric isn't so little, and you know it. Secondlyâwe're still going to Lacey's party tonight, right?"
I don't know why he's even asking. Absolutely no one misses the closing night cast party. Especially not the leads, and especially not when it's at Lacey Hunter's house. Her basement transforms into a hedonistic playground full of sweaty, sexually adventurous teenagers, all dancing on each other. It's Caligula, just less batshit crazy and without the actual sex. We don't even need any chemical assistance to get wild. Hell, last year, I ended up giving a mock lap dance to some poor, unsuspecting freshman. I'm pretty sure I rocked his little world, and I'm
completely
sure that's why he auditioned for the musical again this year.
Theater kids are like band kids on MDMA. Let that serve as a warning to all you parents out there.
"Well, duh. Of course we're going. I just need to chisel this makeup off my face and get changed," I tell him. "You are
so
going to die when you see the dress I bought for tonight!"
"Hop to it, then, little girl!"
After he gives my bottom a good whackâineffective, given the heavy layers of fabric that make up my skirtâI shuffle into the dressing room. First things first, I get this damn dress off. It's hot as balls under the stage lights, so I'm in heaven once I strip down to just my bra and panties. I take a moment to stand in front of the massive, utilitarian floor fan, letting its thirty mile an hour winds dry my sweat and cool my nearly naked body. Then I pull out what must be the world's entire supply of bobby pins from my long, platinum blonde hair. Natural blonde, thank you very much.
Next up, hydration. Bottles of water and cans of soda are lined up on the counter below the wall-to-wall makeup mirror. I should grab a water. I know this. But I'm a sugar junkie, and I can't resist getting my next fix, which just happens to be inside a can of grape soda. I pop the top and take a big drink of fizzy liquid candy. Then I commence project Find Emilie's Real Face. It's a pretty face, and I'm happy to see it once again.
By the time I walk back to the lockers, I'm one of the last girls still here. There are only three other stragglers, and they're just about ready to leave.
I pull the garment bag out of my locker, and the girls congratulate me on my performance before leaving me all alone. I really need to hustle. I take off my bra, because it totally doesn't work with my dress. Plus, my perky little tits can hold themselves in place without much help at all. Large breasts are overrated, if you ask me.
The dress is thin, white cotton, tight on top and flaring out at the waist into a super girly skirt that hits just below my ass. The front of the dress is a deep V, just like the back. The wide straps cover me from neck to shoulder, but my sides are completely exposed. And no, my parents have not seen me in this, now that you ask. They'd have forced me to wear thermals under it, or something.
After slipping on my sandals, I pause to look at my reflection in the full-length mirror. I'm not an excessively vain person, but I do see myself clearly, and right now I can see that I look
tres