Covid protocol: If infected, maintain a safe physical distance from other members of your household.
"Well," I said to myself, "this sucks." I was staring at a small piece of plastic and the pink marker that told me I'd tested positive.
Two years into a global pandemic. Two years of being careful, wearing a mask, observing all the protocols and staying clear of infection. And now, with my wife hours from returning home from a month abroad, I'd caught Covid.
The symptoms had crept up on me. A dry cough, a headache. Gritty eyes. Then I found myself gasping from just climbing the stairs, and wondered whether perhaps I'd been infected. The whole thing was disappearing from the news, from public awareness, and I'd been caught up in the anticipation of my wife's return. I simply hadn't connected the dots.
Quickly I dug out a self-test kit and read the instructions. The result showed up worryingly quickly: positive. A glance at the clock on the oven told me my wife's plane had just taken off. "Fuck," I said. Then, because that didn't seem enough, I added, "Fuck fuck fuckity-fuck."
I typed a quick message.
Call me when you land. Urgent.
Then I sat and shivered for a bit, wondering what to do and cursing the bad timing of it all.
She'd been on a business trip on the far side of the planet. Sometimes we'd managed a hot cam session, but mostly we'd been limited to text messages and a few phone calls. Only that morning I'd woken to find a voice message from her.
I'm off to the airport in a bit, but I just wanted to tell you what I'm going to do to you when I get home. You'd better be naked. Naked and in bed. I'm going to suck your hard cock.
There was a moan.
I'm getting wet just thinking about it. What it looks like. Big and purple and shiny. I can't wait to take you in my mouth and suck.
More heavy breathing.
I've got my fingers inside me, you know. Just imagining what it's going to be like. Then I'm going to pull your head up against my pussy and ride your face. You're going to taste this--
There was a slurping sound.
And I'm going to make you lick me until I cum. And then...
More moaning, more slurping.
And then I'm going to slide onto your cock. I'm going to feel you press into me. It's going to be... going to be...
Her words trailed off into a series of gasps and pants, then she gave a sharp cry, and another, then there was gasping. Silence for a long moment before she spoke again.
I have to leave now. Remember what I said. Naked. Oh, and get out the box of toys. You can stick whatever you want in me, wherever you want. This afternoon I'm your fuck toy.
I played the message twice more, and wanked hard. Well, I didn't want to explode as soon as she touched me, did I?
Even now, feeling as awful as I did, the memory got me swollen. I thought about giving myself a tug, but it seemed like too much effort. Instead, I poured myself a large glass of water and started to send messages to everyone I'd been in contact with during the past week.
I must have dozed off in the chair, because all of a sudden my phone was ringing in my hand. I stared at it blearily, wondering what it was -- wondering who I was. Then habit took over and I flipped the case open. My wife's picture was on the screen above the "ringing" icon.
"Honey, I just saw your message. What's so urgent?" She sounded amused. "Are you going to tell me what you're going to do to me? You could have left a voice message, you know. Something for me to listen to on my way home from the airport." Her voice dropped low, as if she was trying to prevent other passengers from listening in. "Something to get me wet, so I'd have to go to the ladies' and play with myself."
I tried to interrupt her, but my voice didn't want to work, and she continued.
"Actually, I might have to do that anyway. I've been thinking about you the whole flight. The woman next to me was wearing an eye mask, so I slid my hand up my skirt and stroked myself for a moment. But I'd rather you did it to me. So I'm going to a-- Honey, what's the matter?"
I'd finally managed to gasp a few words. Admittedly it wasn't just the Covid that was making me short of breath, and I'd have let her carry on for a bit longer if I hadn't had to tell her. Just the idea that she was having this conversation in a full airplane made it even more intoxicating.
"Covid!" I croaked. "Infected. Stay away."