My wife called from the airport just before boarding her flight. "Pete," she said. "I forgot to say, but there's a girl coming round at midday for the cleaning job. I tried to phone her yesterday to cancel but she wasn't answering."
A girl? Coming here? Interesting, I thought. Julia had found a last-minute flight to Spain and decided to take the children to spend Easter fortnight with the grandparents. They'd left at six that morning and I'd been feeling horny as fuck ever since I woke up.
"Midday?" I said. "I'm not sure I'm gonna be here, I'm meant to be having lunch with the accountant. But don't worry β if I'm still here when she comes, I'll get her to come back in a couple of weeks."
"Thanks darling. Her name's Sandra. I've got to rush."
I wasn't being entirely honest about any lunch date. I'd told the accountant I'd pop in sometime this week to sort out the quarterly figures on our little Internet business, but I wasn't planning on going anywhere at all today. It was pissing down with rain and when the wife and kids are away, I never seem to get much work done. And besides, the last cleaning girl had been a peach. Kept her legs tight shut, the bitch, but she was still a total peach.
The doorbell rang at a couple of minutes before noon and I closed down the porn site on my PC and adjusted my cock. We've got quite a big house, which is why my wife decided we needed a cleaner, and by the time I opened the front door everything was nicely smoothed over.
And there she was, just standing there. I knew straightaway that I was going to be a naughty boy, or give it my best shot.
I've been dreading this bit, having to describe her. Was she beautiful? No. Good-looking? Neither. A peach? Definitely not. Sexy? Well she was to me that day. Ninety-nine times out of a hundred I'd probably have walked straight past her in the street -- but as I told you my wife was away and I was feeling horny as a fucking rabbit.
She was quite short, with medium-length blondish hair. She had a bit of a piggy face with small pudgy lips. She was wearing a light grey leather jacket over a thin blue pullover and tight black leggings. (Grey leather! I hadn't seen one of those since the 70s!) She was on the plump side and looked more than a bit shy, like young, plump girls often do.
And she was sopping wet.
"You must be Sandra," I said, reaching out to shake her cold, limp hand and looking straight into her bovine brown eyes. "Christ, it's horrid out there, you'd better get in out of that rain."
I escorted her into the house, fussing over her like a father-in-law with a crush. I insisted she take off that jacket, went to fetch her a towel, and even started to dry her lank wet locks for her. "You'd better come into the kitchen, Sandra," I said. "You look like you could do with a nice hot cup of tea."
She walked past me, clearly embarrassed at the entrance she'd just made, and that was when I got my first glimpse down at her breasts. I'd guessed just right. They weren't just large, unfeasibly large for a short girl, but those kind of pointy ones that seem to jag out at the nipples. When I was young and virginal I'd sat next to a girl at school with big pointy tits too, and they'd kept me going with wanking material for the past 20 years. Anyway, this Sandra had a pair every bit as impressive over a little belly and a nice, bulbous arse straining to get out of those leggings. She couldn't have been more than early 20s, but she was dressed like a middle-aged housewife who'd finally decided to stop wearing skirts. I wondered if any man had ever his way between the cheeks of that arse.
I put the kettle on and sat her down at the kitchen table, sneaking a long look over her shoulder at that magnificent chest. Then I began a profuse apology for my wife's absence. "She tried to call you to say she couldn't make it," I said, "but we really need someone to start right away. So maybe I should ask you all the questions and make the decision for her?"
Sandra nodded her piggy little head, and I began to fire away. I'd printed up a questionnaire, acting as if we always grill our domestics, just so I could find out more about her. She was 20 ("oh, a Gemini?" I said when she told me her date of birth), lived the other side of town in a flat, unmarried, no kids. I expressed surprise that she wasn't married yet, but only a little bit β she was too young for the really corny shit. I let my hand brush against hers as she handed me her references β and then read them through every word, oohing and aahing like she'd just handed me a long-lost sonnet by Shakespeare. I looked up at her every few seconds as though I couldn't believe my luck.