A relationship somewhat abnormal...
We are in the library...
She's reading, and I'm pretending to do the same...
Her boobs are leaning on the table - what the heck?!? This girl is not supposed to spend her time here!
She should be spending her time in a bar, or something!...
Yes, I know! I'm dirty minded!...
She's blond, with long hair, just fit to brush my belly, pubes, and dick and balls...
Yeah! I really am dirty minded today! If I'm not attentive, I might even waste my chance with this girl...
I keep on glancing at her - she senses it, but... ignores me...
After, let's say, a quarter of an hour, I stand up and go and sit in front of her, at her desk...
She doesn't react in any way...
I make my move: "Did anybody tell you, today, how beautiful you are?"...
She acts as if she's been insulted...
"Did anybody tell you, today, what a jerk you are?!?"
I smile, then reply: "I'm not used to jerk - I have better ways!"...
"You're a nuisance here... Just get going!"...
I stand up, and go back at my desk...
She is, and looks, surprised...
She grabs her things, looks around, then comes near my place:
"I'm sorry, but seeing you so big, I've thought that you are the kind of guy who cannot take no for an answer"...
I stand up, grab my things in a second, then say: "Please let me buy you a coffee".
"Honestly, I'd rather prefer a beer!"...
We enter a restaurant in the neighborhood. I'm hungry, real hungry...
"Would you mind if we eat something? Of course, you can order whatever you wish!"...
The food they offer looks like garbage...
I am hungry, I really am, but... not THAT hungry...
I leave some tip for the waiter and we are gone...
On our way, she tells me that she's a student, at the medicine faculty.
She intends to become a pediatrician, but hasn't, yet, really made her mind...
We enter a restaurant, very close to my home.
While we have our beers and some beautiful stakes, I tell her that my apartment is two minutes away...
I do have some great songs that, if she wishes, she can listen in a high fidelity surround...
She looks at me with her deep dark blue eyes: "So, you haven't even paid the bill, yet, and you already think about taking advantage of me""...
It's my turn to get angry...
"Look! We do like this - we finish our meals, our drinks, then, when we get out of here, you go left, and I go right!"...
She doesn't say a word...
I ask for the bill, pay, then we stand up and leave...
I say: "Good bye and sorry for the inconvenience, if any"...
I turn around and start walking...