I first met Randy when he posted a thing online about a guitar he wanted to sell. It was an SG but he only wanted two hundred bucks for it, so I went to his house to see it. Randy looked like a biker and he did ride a motorcycle but it was a Gold Wing, not a Harley. It was parked in the dirt of his front yard when I arrived. The house had a front porch that faced a gravel road, it was a residential neighborhood but an old one, not one that the city took much care of. The house was small and old and needed some work but I figured it kept the rain out.
The guitar was in a case behind the sofa, and he pulled it out and plugged it into a Gorilla amp sitting next to the TV. The neck had been repaired, and the pickups were not the original ones, but it played pretty well. Randy pulled a shitty old electric guitar out of the closet, an Aria, and plugged it in, and we played a little bit of blues. I think he knew I wasn't going to buy the guitar but we had a good time making noise.
His wife came in and offered us coffee, which was welcome. Pam struck me as a kind of Cinderella, a princess in rags; she wore cut-off shorts and an old t-shirt, with no make-up. Her hair was outrageously thick, wild black cascades pouring over her shoulders and down her back, revealing and framing her face as much as it hid it. She had a conspiratorial sly smile but knew not to intrude while her ol' man was talking business or making music. Underneath that scribble of hair was the face of royalty. She had beautiful full lips, wide dark eyes, a petite nose, a few freckles. Her body was slender and small, and the t-shirt didn't exactly show her off but it was obvious she had large breasts and my favorite thing, no bra. The Cinderella effect was amplified by the fact that she was barefoot. She brought us the coffee and stood in the doorway for a while watching us play with sparkling happy eyes, then disappeared with no fanfare.
I didn't buy Randy's guitar but we had a good time jamming, and after a while we became pretty good friends. In the evenings sometimes I would stop by and we would have a beer or two and play some blues or some old Waylon or Hank Junior. I'd run into him in town sometimes, too, usually with Pam in tow but not always.
Randy and I -- no Pam -- had one of those chance meetings one afternoon on the sidewalk at Olde Towne. It was a sweaty summer day and we happened to be in front of Ted & Sam's Poor Man's Bar, so we ducked in for a cold one. We were the only customers there at that time of the day; we sat at the far end of the bar and the bartender served us and left us alone.
Working on a beer, Randy said, out of the blue, "You know, Pam likes you."
"That's nice," I said. "I like her too."
"No, I mean she really likes you," he said with a smile.
"Okay."
"So I just wanted you to know, in case it ever comes up, that it's okay with me if you fuck her."
"Huh, okay, I appreciate that," I said. "But I don't really have any plan to make a move on your wife."
"Sure," he said, "Well if you do, you won't be sorry."
I studied my beer for a minute. "Randy, you almost sound like you want me to fuck her."
He laughed. "Oh, it don't matter to me. I'd do it if I was you, that's all. I just wanted to let you know it's no big deal."
"Is this something you guys do?" I asked. It seemed awkward but since he'd brought it up, I was curious. "Are you swingers or something?"
"No, not at all." He thought about it for a second. "Actually as far as I know she hasn't been with anybody but me since we got married, which was six years ago. And I don't know about before that. She wasn't a virgin when I married her but I never asked."
"I see, so just out of the blue, she's taken a hankerin' to me, and you don't mind if I have sex with her."
"Right. I think it'd be good for her."
"Good for her?"
"Sure, everybody needs a little strange stuff every once in a while, don't you agree?"
"Ya got me there," I said.
We went on to talk about music but in the back of my mind I kept thinking about this. It all seemed so random. These were not my best friends, or even especially close friends. Randy and I had music in common, otherwise not much, a couple of working guys is all. I did not know why he had made this unusual offer to me. I did know he had, now that I thought about it, a remarkably sexy wife, in her humble way. It might not be bad at all to put a glass slipper on her some night and see what she turned into.
But no, that isn't what I do. I had had couple of girlfriends, women who honestly liked me for who I am, and who I had honestly charmed and seduced in the ordinary way, wining and dining and being witty and polite. But it never really worked out in the long run, in their ways they each said I was "too much" for them, and yeah I guess I can be a lot to handle. I never good fit in, and I had accepted that. I found living without women was not bad, there was a kind of freedom about it, though of course there are things you give up. Sex being one. So this was like being offered a gift, well, not really, it was like a gift offering herself to me, if Randy's telling was accurate. And maybe it wasn't, maybe this was some stupid fantasy of his, "sharing his wife" or watching her with someone else, or some stupid thing he'd seen on the Internet. I don't know, man, some of that stuff seemed pretty creepy to me. Oh, I had followed that one lady on Tumblr back before they fucked it up, but that was crazy shit, fun to read about but I wouldn't want anything to do with that stuff. On the other hand, Pam was definitely a diamond in the rough, as they say, and maybe she actually was interested in me.
I couldn't say no, absolutely not, so I decided to go with the flow and see what happened. I would normally be uncomfortable about fucking a married woman, though I'd done it before -- it was awkward but not really my problem. But this somehow made it more complicated, knowing that the husband was aware and actually approved of the whole thing.
A week or so later I was at their house in the evening, and we were jamming. Pam was being a good wife and bringing us beer and snacks, then disappearing to the back of the house. I did not notice anything different, and forgot about the conversation with Randy. Well there was one little thing different. Pam was dressed a little nicer than usual. Still very casual, barefoot and short cutoffs, but instead of her usual t-shirt she was wearing a kind of top with little thin straps and her tummy exposed. Also mountains of firm tits showing. When she brought me my beer she bent over to set it on the coffee table and I got an eyeful. I glanced over at Randy and saw him trying not to smile.
When she left the room he said, "She's nice, isn't she."
"Huh?" I said, playing dumb. "Oh yeah, she's great."