Thanks to heyall for his help with this one, should of been a Christmas competition entry but was unable to find a reliable editor until he stepped in.
As always constructive comments appreciated but anonymous keyboard warriors will be ignored
Christmas Party
The Engineering Christmas parties were legendary within the company and now I had joined Engineering I was going to get to attend one and see for myself how good they were.
The party started in town at a bar where we all gathered, had a few drinks and let our hair down a bit. Once everyone arrived we walked to the venue, which was a converted church a short walk away.
The venue was quite noisy as we entered with Christmas music blaring out. We had rented the top floor of the venue, which was a wide balcony which wrapped around the whole building and at the top of the stairs the Engineering Director met us and presented us with vouchers for free drinks and a shot of vodka to get the night started.
I spent an hour or so drinking and chatting with various people and then realised I need the bathroom. Looking around to find them I noticed a group of about 5 women had positioned themselves near the bathroom entrance and as I got close it was clear they had mistletoe and were all insisting on a kiss before entry to the bathroom was permitted. The five women ranged from early twenties to mid fifties in age and had obviously had a lot to drink as they were making plenty of noise.
As I approached, the first woman Claire waved the mistletoe she was holding in my face, laughing and shouting Merry Christmas. In her late 40's Claire was a bubbly lady with plenty of curves and as I bent forward to kiss her I am sure I felt her squeeze my cock. I gave her a quick peck on the lips and moved on.
Second was Vanessa, who was in her early 30's and a real gym bunny which showed in her figure, which was ironing board like. I am sure her husband appreciated her but nothing about her body appealed to me in any way. As I leaned forward to kiss her she turned offering her cheek which I was happy to kiss and move on.
Third in the group was Katy who was only 20 and quite shy in the office, but received a lot of attention from the younger men. Obviously being led astray by the older women she flung her arms around my shoulders and planted a great big kiss on my lips, before screaming Merry Christmas and giggling uncontrollably.
Fourth was Joanne who was in her mid thirties, with a shapely figure with shoulder length blond hair. She talked non stop at work and was just as loud here appearing to be ruling the roost. I leaned towards her and as our lips touched something weird happened. It was like bolts of electric shooting through my body and I felt Joanne quiver. All to soon it was over and in a slight daze I moved on to the last of the group.
The final stop was Lisa, who was in her early 50's and worked in reception. She was a lovely friendly lady but was old before her time and to be honest it was like kissing your grandma. By the time I came out of the bathroom the group of women were gone because the food was being served, any opportunity for another kiss with Joanne was gone.
The rest of the evening went by quickly with shots being drunk, lots of food and plenty of banter. As the party drew to a close I headed to the downstairs bar to treat myself to a really nice whisky before heading home. While waiting for the barman to serve me someone appeared at my side, it was Joanne. I offered her a drink but she declined and came straight to the point.