I haven't seen you for days. I know you're busy, especially with other people being out of the office on vacation. This time of year, business starts picking up, and you are the "go-to" guy. It doesn't help. I still feel neglected. So, what's a girl to do?
Perfect. I call you up; tell you that there is something wrong with the truck. I know you don't believe me, but you hear me out with amused, weary, patience. It's only at high speeds, and I don't know what I'm hearing. You ask questions, trying to determine what is wrong, without the need for me to bring it in. I'm sure, it can only be figured out if you hear what I am. A whispered, "Please?" and I know I've got you hooked. You never can ignore a damsel in distress; it's your one weakness I will take advantage of.
Your lunch is around eleven, so I will be there around then...you can finish, and no one will say anything if you take a drive with a customer. If they only knew how much trouble you could get into...
I pull up to the building, and give you a call to let you know I am here. You saunter out the side door, grinning as you wonder what mayhem I am about to cause in your life. With a shake of your head, you jump into the passenger door. When you turn that grin my way, it falters, for a heartbeat, and my own grows in response.
While you always look handsome, in nice slacks (black works best, to hide certain things) usually white undershirt, and button-up shirt (personal favorite -- anything with green in it), that is comfortable and still looks perfect for work, salt and pepper hair short and neat, I have to work at it. I hope I succeeded today. Heeled, strappy sandals, in a dark color. White thigh high stockings, paler than my own skin, which has just a touch of gold. Blue skirt, riding dangerously high, while I'm driving. White button-up shirt, with the long sleeves rolled back to the elbows. White bra, not clearly visible under the shirt, but obviously there. Twin braids of red, hanging forward over my shoulders. I have been letting my hair grow, but still have a way to go before it is log enough.
Your gaze starts at my feet, travels up my legs, across my torso, and ends on my eyes, twinkling with mischief. Your own light up in response, and you settle back with a chuckle, shaking your head. This is going to be interesting.
We head out on the highway, and you glance at me. Noise? What noise? Hmmm. Found the flaw with the plan -- there really is no noise. Fortunately, the spot I have in mind is close, and you really can't do anything about it now, since I'm driving, and you don't have a way back to the shop. I would apologize, but I can't.
I pull off to the rest stop, release my seatbelt, and turn the truck off. You look a little annoyed, and I really am sorry about that, but I am about to make it worth your while. Lifting the center console, I remove the towel I set under there, for just this occurrence. Your eyebrows go up, just a little, but you are still not happy with me. I slip my shoes off, and roll onto my right knee. Imagine your surprise when you realize just how short the skirt really is! I flip the towel across your lap, and settle across your lap.
It's a touch awkward, this position, and you are not helping. I stop, cross my arms over my chest, and glare at you for a second. The corner of your mouth quirks up and you sigh heavily. You reach down, and adjust the seat back, making it a little more comfortable for both of us. You had a good idea what you were getting into -- I usually have a minor clue about what is going on with the truck.