Edgar moved through the party goers wondering if he might find someone special to strike up a conversation with. He hadn't been to one of these company parties since his divorce last year. He realized it must have been over a year since he had been laid. He realized he really needed someone to just do him. That thought motivated him to look around harder.
A bright red dress exposing a nice pair of legs caught his eye. He wandered closer, catching up to her at the bar.
"Excuse me, I was wondering-"
She turned and smiled cruelly at him. "Hello, Eddie." She sized him up. "Lemme guess, were you going to buy me a drink? Didn't recognize me, did ya? The hair color is new. So are the tits. Do you like them" She spread her arms and lifted her chest. "You paid for them."
"Linda." The sound of her voice tightened his ass. "Jesus, I can't get away from you, can I?"
She was wide eyed innocence as she leaned against the bar. "You came up to me, not the other way around." Her grin came back and she laughed. "You really didn't recognize me did you?"
He frowned and admitted it. "No, I didn't."
"Jesus, Eddie. You're a mistake I don't want to repeat."
"Mmm, hm. I'm in no hurry for that either." He was examining her body, new tits to legs. "It seems single life is treating you well."
"Mmm, hm. How are the kids? Who'd you leave them with? Not that little slut Christeen?"
"Since when is she a little slut? The girls love her."
"Oh my god. I can't believe you. You think I didn't watch how you looked at her, how you laughed and flirted with her over the years?"
"Oh, for fucks sake, Linda. She was a teenager! I was never flirting with her. Jesus! You see evil wherever you look, don't you?"
"She's a little whore, Eddie, but so long as the girls don't start taking after her, you do whatever, hmm, whomever the fuck you want."
"You're a psycho, Linda. There is nothing wrong with Christeen. The kids go off to camp this Saturday anyway, if that puts your broken mind at ease. They won't see her, or me, or anyone for two months."
Linda signalled the bartender for another drink. "Good, at least the wont be picking up any bad ideas from the little tramp."
"God, you're a mess."
"Says the pot to the kettle."
"Well, I'm done now. It's been lovey, Linda. Let's get together real soon." He walked away with a stress headache beginning. "...Fucking unbelievable."
Edgar pulled up to the dark house. Shifting lights came from the living room. He figured Christeen would be up watching a movie or something. He heard 'Double Indemnity' playing on the big screen television, but didn't see her in the dark room. Then he noticed her on a stepladder dusting the bookshelves and watching the movie over her shoulder. She was wearing a bright pink tee shirt and shorts. He smiled.
God, she really is so young.
She reached the feather duster a little too far and had to catch herself from falling.
"Oh, Christeen, be careful up there." He put a hand on her waist and steadied the step stool. You really don't have to do that."
She grinned and laughed. "Oh! Hi, Edgar. God is it that late already?"
"I came home early. Party wasn't my scene."
"Oh. I'm sorry to hear that." She turned on the overhead light.
"I don't pay you to clean my condo, you know?"
"Oh, that. I was looking over your books and noticed it was a little dusty. I figured I could multitask while I watched the movie. When I see something that needs doing I just do it."
"Well there's far too much that really needs doing over here. I'd have you up all night." He wondered why he said that.
Maybe I do flirt with her?
"Oh, would you?" She smiled. "Well, okay. Have you eaten? The girls had me order Thai. They sent more than we could finish. There's a bunch leftover in the fridge?"
"Oh, god that sounds perfect. I lost my appetite at the party. Ran into Linda."
"Oh, my god! The Dragon was there?"
Edgar laughed. "I nearly- nevermind. Yeah it was ugly, as usual, she said some- You know, nevermind. Can you stay? Watch the rest of the movie while I eat? After dealing with her I could really use a friendly face."
"Hmm, use my friendly face, huh?" She gave him a dubious look.
"That smile could certainly pick me up." He ran through what he had just said.
Use her face? Did that come across as... Come across her face... Oh, c'mon, Eddie, stop it. She didn't take it that way... take it. Stop!
"Ohhh, well, actually Mom can't pick me up until 11 anyway?" She bit her lip. "So, I can't really get a ride until- You know what, I could call a friend to pick me up."
"No! No. Please, stay. I love this movie and you've always made for good company."
Her dark eyes looked him over and she smiled. "I'd like that."
They paused the movie and went to the kitchen. "Oh, uh, I suppose I owe you a refund."
"What?"
"Well you pay me for babysitting to 1am and you're home. I guess I owe you, uh... let's see-"
"Don't be silly. I pay for your time and you're-" he turn and she walked into him. He had to brace her so they didn't tumble over each other. "-still here. I'm so sorry are you okay?"
She lifted her eyes and slowly smiled. "I'm fine."
Edgar realized he was holding her breasts. He was actually gripping them. "Oh. Jesus. Sorry." He looked down and almost couldn't accept what he saw. His hands were on her chest, cupping her soft tender, A cup breasts. "Oh..." He gasped.
"You're blushing." She smiled. A few more seconds went by. "Uh... I'm really okay now. You can..."
Edgar jerked his hands away. "God! Christeen I'm, oh god."
Christeen laughed. "It's okay. Let's forget it." She winked. "If you can."
He laughed nervously. "Okay, I'll try." He smiled and tried to forget the last thirty seconds, tried to forget the way her small braless tits felt in his hands, how his fingers gripped and felt the hardness of her nipples. He was very aware that his dick was getting stiff. "...oh god."
"Oh, please. Let it go. I'm not upset about it. It was a funny accident." She smiled and replayed the feel of this man's hands firmly gripping her tits. She smiled and realized she was getting very wet as she stared at the nervous father of two sweet girls
who just molested the babysitter
. She laughed at how she had just put it in her head. She knew he hadn't meant to do anything of the sort. She watched him mentally torturing himself and sighed. "God, you're such a nice man. Let it go. Let's get you fed and watch the movie."
"Yeah. Okay." He smiled shyly.
She pulled the food out of the fridge. "Shall I get you a beer?"