Friday, Didi texted me. "Are we still on for tonight?"
"I can't wait."
"Good, I'll pick up a pizza."
"Get half sausage."
"I like sausage, too, and red wine. I'll get a whole one. C U l8r."
I fixed up my bedroom. I put my toys on the night table. I put some lube and Baby Lotion there, too. I placed four large pillows on the bed. I showered and manscaped. I put on my little mesh thong. I turned the air filter on low and sprayed some lavender into it. And I waited for her.
She walked in ten minutes after eight and carrying a pizza and an overnight bag. I had a Pinot Noir opened. She looked around my house, went to the bathroom and then joined me in the dining room. "This is a nice place. It's very comfy. I didn't know you were so into music." She waved over to my rack of guitars.
"I used to be but not so much anymore." I poured the wine and then pulled the pizza apart, placing slices on our dishes. "Mmmm," I moaned as I took a first bite.
"I still can't believe we are going to do this tonight! I've been so excited. It's another bucket list item for me."
"Okay, but let's set some ground rules. Like, if it doesn't feel right, we just stop. No hard feelings, it just didn't work, that's all."
"Good. I'm not worried about that. I want to push my boundaries and my limits tonight."
"This does sound exciting. I haven't touched myself since the night we had cheesesteaks."
"I tried not to but couldn't help it and I've rubbed a few off."
"Women can do that, you lucky things. Men have to have a breather."
"Jealous, are we?"
"You bet."
When the only thing left was some crusts, I took her arm and showed her the bedroom. She placed her toys on the other night stand. She was impressed by my sixty-five inch screen. "Wow," she said, "there will be some big dicks tonight!"
We sat on the bed, drank wine and smoked a doobie. I set my computer feed into the television and selected some porn.
"Before you turn it on, show me your dating profile. I want to see what you say about yourself. I'd show you mine but I've been too afraid to set one up."
"Sure." I pulled up my profile on my adult dating site. She read out loud and checked out the pictures, all nudes, no faces. "Huh! You're as honest on there as you are in real life. That's amazing. Most of the profiles I've read are such bullshit. If I'd known it was there, I'd have contacted you."
"I don't really take the site too seriously but if you want to score, then why not be honest? Don't bullshit or be shy, get what you want. And if someone contacts me, it's just luck or maybe I hooked a good one. Anyway, I usually find my friends in real life. Now, would you like some fantasy life?"
I pulled up a threesome compilation. The first video started slowly with two women making out. Then a stud joined the scene. We sat fully dressed, drinking our wine and toking up. After all three were naked, the scene got steamier with one, the blond, eating out the brunette while the brunette sucked a huge, fat cock. Throughout the scene, we made comments and jokes. After a few minutes, the scene faded out and another one came on. This one featured two buff guys and a slutty looking woman. When one guy started to blow the other, Didi said, "Yeah. This is what I like to see. I hope he shoots all over the others face!" It was starting to get warm in the bedroom so I got up and stripped down to my thong. "That's very cute," she said, "but is it comfortable?"
"So so," I said. "The butt floss up my ass cheeks can be annoying but the banana hammock feels great. I think it features my cock nicely."
"I'll say." She got up off the bed and stripped down to her bra and panties, also a thong.
"That looks a lot better. Your camel-toe looks so hot."
"It does, doesn't it? I like when I have a camel-toe and someone comments on it. I feel sexy."
We sat and watched as one guy fucked the chick in the ass while the other fucked the first guy in the ass. I found myself rubbing my sac through the thong. Didi was watching me and she began to squeeze her nipples through the bra.
Soon, another scene came on. This one was in an outdoor setting around a pool. Two women and two men in same-sex coupling. I was stroking myself a bit more. I looked over to Didi as she removed her bra and set her girls free. I loved those big tits but her nipples were the main attraction. Dark red and standing firm, her nipples were about two inches long. She pulled at her nipples and they hardened. I gazed down to her thong and it displayed a large wet spot. My dick got hard and pushed against my throng.
Her pussy was gushing and her scent permeated the air. "Your vagina smells great," I said.
"I think these have to go," she said as she stripped off the thong and tossed it on the bed. I reached over and took the moist garment up to my nose and inhaled. I smiled. "Do you like that?"
"I love it. You have such a strong musky smell, with a hint of flowers."
"Let me see," she said as she raised the thong to her face and inhaled. She looked up to the screen as the women shared a double dildo. "Now, that's hot!" she said as she continued to sniff her panties. "Mmmm."
I was staring at her wet pussy. She had a long slit and a large clit poking it's head through the hood. Oh, to have that in my mouth.
"Time to take off your thong," she said. I stripped it off and my dick bounced in the air. She took my thong and raised it to her face, inhaling it. "Hmm," she said, "it smells like Man."
Another couple entered the scene and immediately a large daisy chain formed. They actors changed direction a few times until they started to cum, one after another. We were both stroking ourselves with determination. "Oh, that's hot. I wish I was participating in that. Have you ever done that?"
"Yes," I said, "several times. It was fun. I was once in a daisy chain with eight people but it got out of hand. I think there were too many people."
"What happened?"
"Well, it turned in a wild heap of bodies. You couldn't really concentrate. Sort of like now. I want to cum but I'm locked into you."
"Let's cum then. I'm ready to pop." She moved over so our legs were touching. We were facing each other, just a few feet away. She began to slap her vagina. She was rubbing her clit with circular movements. We were both grunting, moaning and making every erotic sound you could imagine. I was pulling at my hard dick getting closer to orgasm. "Oh. Oh. I gonna cum," she said. Her hand was wildly stroking her clit and she started to squeal. Her huge tits were flopping around her chest. She was a sight to see and it was working on me. She started to shake and bounce as she came, sending a couple of squirts onto my chest. That was so hot. My dick strained in my fist and I began to shooting strings of cream into the air. Some hit her tits and stomach. The rest of my cum dripped down my cock around my balls. Both of us smiled and lay back on the pillows to recuperate.
She wiped the cum off her tits and licked her fingers. She wiped some more cum and fed it to me while I sucked on her fingers as if they were a penis. Then, she did the same to her vagina, feeding us her fluid. "You're not too salty," she mused, "not too viscous. You must have a good diet. Nice."
"Yeah, the best diet: cheesesteak combos!" We both laughed. "Actually, I may not be too salty because my cum didn't come with sperm. I'm clipped."
"That's good. Always bareback. Never knocking up anyone,"
"Yeah, I did my damage. But let me ask you about that squirting. You squirt?"
"I can squirt. That's only the second time it happened. I was so excited watching you and you watching me. I had a very intense orgasm and a feeling of letting go, of being so uninhibited...and I squirted. I hit you good. Did you like it?"
"I did, indeed. It was warm and fragrant. I'm glad you did."
"Thank you. That was so nice. When I squirted the first time, the guy didn't appreciate it. He thought I peed on him and he acted all crazy. So what if I did pee on him? Would you be offended?"
"I would feel anointed, but can we do it in the shower?"
