My traveling keeps me with a busy schedule. All work and no play, right? Hardly. I find the time to escape and indulge in my bad self.
I was out in California, visiting my family. My sister has a friend that's going through a nasty divorce and she hung out with us on the night I arrived. I mentioned that I begin to go through withdrawal from working out if I don't hit a gym every other day and she offered to give a guest pass to hers to me. We seemed to hit it off and I pick up body language from flirty girls, so I knew she found me attractive. The next day she picked me up, from my cousin's condo, and we went to the gym. I teased her for her bad form and helped her fix it. She's a petite girl, probably only 110, girl-next-door face, sweet, and in great shape at 37 years old.
I humored her - letting her spot me on the Smith machine. She was scared but flattered that I trusted her. She didn't know that the Smith machine does most of the spotting, but I didn't kill her buzz by telling her. Anyway, we got to flirting and she would intentionally pose for me while lifting (sticking her ass farther out than she needed to, trying to show her cleavage to me, etc.). I told her to stop, since it was distracting and could get me injured, but she played dumb, smiled, and said she wasn't doing anything wrong and that I'm a pig for bringing it up. I just laughed.