The kids were playing ball with the neighbors when Harry came to pick them up. He didn't mind waiting. Janine was wearing the same blouse as last time and he enjoyed the show.
"Hope you don't mind my asking," he said, gesturing to her cleavage. "Did you have work done?"
"Same old sad sacks, Harry. Trying out a new bra."
"Not sad at all, Janine. They always look good. Just different tonight. That's all."
She crossed her arms. "I thought you liked flat-chested girls. Like your new wife, Olive Oyl?"
He narrowed his eyes. "Her name is Amber, thank you. Don't blame her for us not working out. You know she didn't have anything to do with it."
"I'm sorry, Harry. Just... sometimes I think about you and her and she's so skinny and I'm so fat and disgusting."
"No, no, honey." Harry came up behind his ex-wife and put his arms around her. "You're still very beautiful. As beautiful as the girl I took to prom."
"You're a terrible liar. I look nothing like that girl."