This is a true story except for the names so I am going to enjoy every memory while writing it. If you just want to read the sex part you can skip to the paragraph that starts with "I made Sue pay the bill."
Mary and I were married 22 years when this occurred and I had never cheated before. One thing men know is that every woman has a friend, coworker, etc that we would fuck in a heartbeat if we got the chance. For me, that was Mary's closest friend Sue who she had known for 30 years. We were all about 50 when this happened. Sue is sexy as hell and men look when she walks in the room. She is 5'5", 115 lbs, C cup tits on a genetically thin frame with dirty blond hair.
Early in our marriage Mary and Sue went out drinking and Mary came home drunk and acting weird. She walked in and yanked my pants down and started to give me a blowjob but she stopped quickly and said, "Is it great?"
Mary gives an ok blowjob so I said, "Yes, it feels good."
"What do you mean good, not great?" and she stormed out of the room. I sat there very confused at what just happened.
After I collected my thoughts I went to her and said, "What the fuck?"
Mary explained that during dinner Sue was bragging about how great she was at blowjobs and Mary got jealous because deep down she knows hers aren't that great. We ended up discussing what I like and now she's way better at them. Nothing like a little competition.
I tell that story here for two reasons. Advice for the ladies- never tell your significant other that your best friend sucks cock like a porn star. The second reason is that I have thought about Sue and her blowjobs for over 20 years now. I look at her lips whenever she's talking and wonder everytime I see her what she does that is so great.
Fast forward to my story. My dumb ass son decided to go far away for college even though I knew he was a mama's boy and needed to be closer to home. Sure enough a month into college, my wife had to fly to see him to save his college experience. My daughter went with her and I was left alone. I had started a new job and could not be away that long. So, Thursday, after work, I went home and was bored by 7pm. Friday, I went to happy hour with my coworkers and was home bored by 8pm. I decided Saturday night I was going out late. I didn't hide it from Mary but I didn't say anything and she never thought to ask. I went to a bar about 40 minutes across town. Yeah I'm 50 so I took a nap first and was so bored at home I went to the bar at 830pm. I know loser. I had never been to this bar so when I walked in the front door I stopped to look around and saw about twenty people. Then the panic set in. There was Sue sitting at the bar. Shit, she would definitely tell Mary. Fuck, what do I do. I started to back out. I noticed Sue was alone, not talking to the bartender and no one next to her but I kept backing toward the door. Unfortunately, she looked up and we made eye contact. She smiled big but looked around me. Then came confusion on her face when she didn't see Mary. There was nothing I could do now so I owned it. I walked to her, she stood and we hugged. "Let me explain" I said and I begged her not to tell.
By the way, as great as her blowjobs are and as beautiful as Mary is, her husband cheated on her and they divorced. Since he was a jobless jerk he was sleeping on his friend's couch so the Divorce Judge gave him visitation every other Saturday night in Sue's house for one year so he could spend quality time with their kids.
Mary always said Sue was a closet drinker so I noticed right away that she was drinking Scotch straight up. Sue told me her ex was at her house so she refused to be there, she had seen every movie in the theaters and she didn't feel like going anywhere so she did the five minute walk to the bar from her house. She also had an empty glass next to her so she was on her second drink. I ordered one for myself and her a third but I didn't acknowledge either of her previous drinks. About halfway through the third, she started to touch me in a friendly way and I heard a slur in a few of her words so the alcohol was kicking in. Mary asked if she could tell me a secret and naturally I said yes.
"Do you know the first time you and Mary had sex she called me when you left and told me it was the best sex she's ever had?"
I laughed and told her I knew that.
"So, you want to know the real secret?" said Sue.
I said, "Of course."