Andy knew he was screwed as soon as he heard the key in the lock. Shit. Tina wasn't due home for at least another couple of hours. He managed to get the browser tab and then the laptop closed. But there was nothing he could do about sitting on the couch naked from the waist down with a huge boner. "Hi honey. You're home early," he called out as casually as he could, a sick feeling growing in his stomach.
"Hi babe, yeah the band sucked and Laura got Jesus Andy what the FUCK? Really? Again? You've got to be fucking kidding me." Tina stormed towards him, her heels clicking on the tiled floor of their apartment. "Is this why you didn't want to come out tonight? So you could sit at home and jerk off to fucking porn? Christ, Andy. I've fucking had enough of this shit."
"I... but... I..." Andy stammered, his erection rapidly deflating. Tina was usually pretty level headed, as PhD students often are, but when she'd had a few drinks she could get... feisty.
"Come on then," Tina continued, hands on hips. She still had her purse slung over her shoulder though she'd dropped her jacket on the floor. Andy thought she looked kinda hot when she was angry. He braced for the next onslaught.
"Come on then," Tina repeated. "Show me. Show me what you were watching. Let's see what's better than a night out with your girlfriend."
"I can't. I closed it down," Andy stammered.
"Oh bullshit, Andy," snarled Tina. "Just search 'dumb fucking sluts' or whatever shit it is you get off on and show me. The exact one you were watching. And I'll check your browser history too so don't bullshit me."
"Sure," Andy said. Better to just cooperate and try and ride it out. Again. But gee she looked good in that blouse, the way it kind of clung to her tits. He fumbled with the computer and in a moment had the video up on the screen. It defaulted to where he'd been watching when Tina got home.
"Come on then, let's see it," Tina demanded.
Andy sighed and clicked play. The video jumped back to life. A very porn star looking blonde was on her knees on front of a muscled stud. She was naked except for high heels and a collar and leash around her neck. The guy had the leash wrapped around one hand and had grabbed the woman's hair in the other. He was fucking her mouth hard. Judging by the tears in the woman's eyes and her smudged lipstick, he'd been doing it a while. Grunts and the occasional gagging sound came from the laptop's speaker.
"Oh I see, Andy. This is what you like is it? A bit of rough stuff? Treat 'em like the fucking bitches they are, right?" Tina swayed slightly on her heels. She reached over and skipped the video ahead a few minutes.
"Uh huh. Yep. Slap that ass. Yeah go on slap that slut ass. Mm hm. Pound that fuckin' pussy. Pull on the bitch's leash, oh yeah."
Andy fidgeted nervously. If only she'd wear skirts that were just a little shorter, he thought. Funny where your mind goes in a crisis.
He snapped to attention as Tina said, "Ok then Andy. That's what you like, huh? That's what gets you off? Alright then put your money where your fucking mouth is. Stay right there, don't fucking move. And cast that shit to the TV."
"Huh?" Andy said.
"Cast. That. Shit. To. The. TV. If you're gonna watch filth might as well be able to see it properly." With that Tina stormed off to the bedroom, slamming the door behind her. Andy fiddled with the laptop, and the scene appeared on the screen. He wasn't sure if he was supposed to watch it. He decided it would be safer not to, so he sat on the couch feeling awkward. Muffled thumps and the occasional curse came from the bedroom.
Andy was contemplating watching just a quick 30 seconds or so, when the bedroom door was flung open and Tina marched down the short hallway to the living room. Andy gasped. Tina was naked except for her high heels. Around her neck was a choker he hadn't seen her wear in a while. She'd taken the thin leather strap off her purse and clipped it on to the choker. Her lips had newly applied over-the-top red lipstick and she'd done something kind of hot with her eye makeup. Her generous breasts bounced as she walked. Nipples on high beam, Andy noticed. Her ass jiggled slightly as she strode towards him. He'd always loved that jiggle. With her short curly hair and a bit of curviness Tina wasn't totally pulling off the porn star look, but that made it even hotter Andy thought.
"Come on then, big guy," Tina said, hands on curvy hips. "You like it when guys treat chicks rough? Well now's your chance. You're gonna fuck the shit out of me. Dick not hard yet, hey? Well you're not gonna do much damage with it in that state. Hit play and let's get you in the mood."
Tina walked behind the couch and leaned over to take Andy's dick in her hand, squeezing and fondling it while they watched the porno. "Oh yeah she likes it rough doesn't she, Andy? You gonna fuck me like that? You gonna fuck my pussy hard? She's begging for it harder, the stupid slut. You want me to beg for a good hard dicking like a stupid slut, Andy? Yeah you fucking do. There we go, that's a nice hard dick now."
