Captain Lee wasn’t the only female in the Logistics Department. There was also Staff Sergeant Jones; She had just arrived in country to replace the old Section Sergeant who had retired.
“Have you ever seen a Vienna sausage?” She tossed her short dark brown hair back and looked me in the eyes. Her brown eyes were full of fire, just like mine, or so I’m told.
“Uuh, yes, Sergeant.” I wondered where this was going.
“That’s how big my husband’s prick is.” Her eyes never fell. She was trying to impress a point upon me, but I’ll be damned if I knew what it was. I really didn’t need to know that information.
“I’m sorry, Sarge.” I looked down at my stack of papers that I had decided that I deliberately wasn’t going to finish that day.
“Yeah,” she said, “Me too.” She leaned back in her chair, putting her arms behind her head. “I mean, he’s a good person and he takes care of me and all. I do love him, but sexually, he is a waste. It sounds mean, but, I let him fuck me every night and I don’t even feel it. He can’t even give me head the way I really want it.”
I started thinking that maybe I had some paperwork to do after all.
“You know what I like to do?” She was staring at me again, her big, dark brown eyes flickering.
“What, Sarge?”
“On my birthday, I go out and pick up a guy. I pick up a guy and fuck him.”
“That’s a bit of a gamble isn’t it?” I replied. “He may not be any good.”
“Worse than a man with a penis like a Vienna sausage who lasts all of four seconds? God, even his balls are tiny.”
“Damn.” That was the best I could do. I couldn’t believe my section Sergeant was sitting here emasculating her husband in front of me. Not that it would be much of a loss, apparently.
“Back in the States, I had a guy I could go to. I met him one year at an airport bar and he was good, so I called him on my birthday, until he got married. He had six inches, which was big for me. The next guy was almost as bad as my husband, so I never called him back. Then I got sent here.”
“Birthday getting close, Sarge?” I was pushing it but I couldn’t resist.
“Past.” She frowned. “This post is so small that if I go home with anyone, everyone will know about it. Little dick or not, I don’t want a divorce.”
“True.” I said, but I wasn’t sure I meant it. One good fuck a year. I couldn’t believe it. Sgt. Jones was pretty. She was thick but not fat by any means. Her body was strong and shapely and her chest was at least a D. Her face was comely, with dark brown bedroom eyes, high cheeks and full lips. She must have plenty of offers, but she limits herself to once a year. That would drive me crazy.
“Captain Lee knows all about it. I told her while I was at a barbecue at her house. You know what she told me?”
“What, Sarge?”
“She told me to talk to you.”
“Me?” I took a sip of coffee out of nervous habit.
“Oh yes, She says you are the best fuck she ever had and that you’re at least 8 inches long.”
I stood up and found a rag to clean up the coffee that had just sprayed out of my nose. Mine was 8 ¼ inches to be exact. I had measured it. “It’s my birthday and I you know what I want?”
“Why don’t you tell me?” I smiled nervously.
“I want it inside me.” She stood up and walked toward my desk as she talked, staring at me the whole time. “I want something big, to suck on, to play with, to fuck me good and hard and make me sore inside. Are you up for it?”
I stood up. All of this talk had caused my cock to begin to fill. My pants became tight against it. “I’m up all right.”
She reached for it and stroked it through my pants. “The same rules as with Captain Lee. We have fun for my birthday and then it’s back to business, OK?”
“Of course.” My mind was reeling.
“I don’t want to do it in here though.” Her large breasts were noticeably heaving. She was short of breath from the excitement. “I’ll find a place and let you know.”
“Hooah, Sarge.” Which is Army talk for “Awww Right!” I was a little irritated at first, I must admit. Was I just someone the Captain could whore out to anyone she felt like? What made her think She could just send some woman to me to fuck and I’d do it? Because I would, that’s why. I got booted out of 2nd Infantry for thinking with my dick and she probably knew all about it. She also knew from personal experience that I have a pretty loose grip on my hormones. Damn it! I thought. I’m being used.
Used by gorgeous women.
Oh no!
The Captain had called me Old Reliable. I decided then and there to take that to a new level! If they wanted a sex machine, they were going to get one.
I knew she wanted it to be something special. It wasn’t a meet in the bathroom and fuck against the stall kind of thing. It didn’t have to be extravagant, just decent.
Overseas, you can’t just check into a Motel Six out by the highway and get your groove on. On post everyone knows who you are and off post you stick out like a sore thumb. The old building where the Captain and I had our fling was being used now so that was out. That’s when I remembered the morgue. Not really a morgue. More like a collection point. Whenever someone croaks on post they get sent there and Specialist Brooke, the mortuary guy bags ‘em and tags ‘em and takes them up north. That happens maybe twice a year down here. 90% of the time the freezer’s empty and Brooke is re-painting or filing papers or off on temporary duty in Seoul.
True, the back room is pretty creepy but the front has a desk and a couch, just like a normal office. It would be nothing for the both of us to show up there since DOL is in charge of the supplies and operations at the collection point. And I just happened to have the spare key. If Brooke is actually there, I’ll just tell him to beat it and maybe owe him a favor for later.
“Hey Sarge.” I offered as Sgt. Jones poured herself some coffee.
“What is it, Green?”
“I have a plan.”
When the sun left the sky, leaving nothing but a sultry red over the mountains, I took my leave. I took the truck down there with some supplies first, a couple of candles, blankets, incense, glasses and a bottle of red wine. I also brought my portable radio so I could play some tunes and cover the noise. I went with Bauhaus instead of Metallica this time. Speed metal may be alright for a torrid fling in a warehouse, but a special time like this called for something dark and sexy and Bauhaus had that in spades.
I lit up the candles on Brooke’s desk and closed the blinds. I laid the blankets on the couch because it was vinyl and bare asses on vinyl tend to squeak. The wine I took to the back and chilled in the freezer for a bit. It was vacant, of course, and my pal Brooke kept things very sanitary. I fired up the incense to take away the ultra-sanitized hospital smell that permeated the room. I think it was patchouli, the stuff hippies used to burn in the sixties. Whatever it was hung deep in the air and seemed almost hallucinogenic. When the wine was good and cold, I brought it out and set it next to the candles.
Sergeant Jones arrived right on time. She walked in the door and took off her cap, letting her dark brown hair fall around her face. I shut the door behind her and took her right hand.
“Hi,” I said, smiling. “I’m Jack.”
“Tammy.” She smiled back. Her beautiful full lips were painted a deep red and glossy, making them even more prominent. This wasn’t what she would typically wear with her uniform. She had done it to tease me and it worked. I wanted those lips around my cock so bad it hurt. I have a thing for lips and hers were luscious in every respect of the word.
Her hands felt soft. It was the first time I had touched them, caressed them. I held onto them and led her to the wine.
“Do you like Bordeaux, Tammy?” I asked.
“Please.” She let me fill a glass for her. I had one too.