Ever been in a situation where one moment everything is normal and the next it's all gone surreal? It happened to me recently. Let me explain what happened.
I was staying at a Bed & Breakfast place for a week while doing some fishing. The owner was, to be polite, a sour faced prude, so you can imagine how I might describe her if I was being impolite. Fortunately I was out most of the time, really only seeing her at breakfast time. With her there I didn't even use the communal TV room, not wanting to have her glowering in the background. I don't think she approved of me.
I was the only guest currently staying at the Bed & Breakfast and I could quite understand that. If I hadn't paid in advance I wouldn't be there either. (I hadn't realised that the place had changed hands since the last time I was there.)
There were two other residents of the place, albeit temporary non-guests. These were the owners nieces, Olga and Rachel, a couple of charming young ladies of eighteen and nineteen respectively. I had no objection to mildly flirting with them when I saw them and they seemed just as willing to flirt right back at me. (Unless Aunt Carrie appeared and then the girls developed blank faces and moved rapidly away from my tainted presence.)
The day before I was due to leave I returned to the Bed & Breakfast around lunch time. I figured I'd spend the rest of the afternoon packing my stuff and storing it in my car so in the morning I'd be up and off, not even stopping for breakfast. I'd grab something to eat at a diner on the way.
Entering the house I promptly whipped out my phone and started tapping on it, making out that I was sending a message. What I was really doing was taking a little video of the two girls as the sashayed towards me. As soon as I saw them I knew the old woman was not at home. The pair of them were wearing brief shorts and crop tops, and those tops were cropped high enough to show a bit of braless under-boob. Absolutely charming and well worth filming.
It dawned on me that the girls were heading directly towards me, obviously intent on speaking to me. I slipped the phone back into my shirt pocket, video still running, as I might be lucky enough to get a shot of them walking away again. Did I mention that those short shorts were also tight?
I nodded to the two girls and they were looking at each other and nudging each other, both wanting the other to speak.
"Olga," I finally said, "I believe that you're the older. Why don't you spit out what you want to say?"
"Um, you're leaving tomorrow, aren't you, Colin?" she asked, and I gave a cautious nod of assent.
"Rachel wants to know if you'd be willing to come to the TV room this evening while we're watching and rape her in front of Aunt Carrie?"
You see what I mean? Surreal.
I looked at the blushing Rachel and sighed.
"While I'd be delighted to, ah, rape Rachel any time and any place I think I require a little more in the way of an explanation."
"We live up in the back hills," Olga said. "The reason we're stuck here for a few days is because we have to see the doctor for our yearly check-up."
(No way was I going to inquire what they were being checked for. Some things a man doesn't need to know.)
"The trouble is that the doctor is a friend of Aunt Carrie."
(Aunt Carrie actually had friends? That surprised me.)
"The check-up will be quite extensive and we just know that Aunt Carrie will demand to know what the doctor finds out and the old bitch is sure to spill the beans. She'll let Aunt Carrie know that we're not exactly virgins, and then the shit will hit the fan with a resounding splat."
"She'll go on and on about our loose morals," Rachel put in. "She'll run down our parents, calling them names. She'll bitch and carry on as if the end of the world has come. She'll gossip and tell our minister and generally make our lives hell."
That seemed highly likely from what I'd observed of the old biddy.
"OK, I get all that, but what has that to do with raping Rachel?"
"Well, we thought that if she gets raped in front of Aunt Carrie then it's obviously not her fault if she's no longer a virgin. As a matter of fact we can turn it back on Aunt Carrie as we're guests in her house and she should have protected us."
"So you're looking for someone who's willing to rape you. That explains the hunting outfits that you're wearing. You've decided that I'm going to be the bunny."
I gave Olga a considering look.
"Doesn't it mean that being deprived of Rachel as a victim she'll come down twice as hard on you?"
Olga shrugged, not looking particularly happy about the situation but ready to accept it.
"If you're willing for me to rape Rachel are you also willing for me to rape you at the same time?" I asked. "Double the shock to your aunt and you're both got an excuse."
The girls looked at each other and then Olga gave a little shrug.
"Can you rape both of us?" she asked, sounding a little hesitant.
"Quite eagerly," I assured her. "There will be a couple of conditions, however."
"What are they?"
"You'll have to wear clothes that you can take of easily, because I'm going to have you both strip naked before I start. Tight jeans would tend to spoil the spontaneous rape scenario."
The girls nodded in understanding.
"And?" prompted Olga.