Just tried out this little roleplay with the fella... he seemed unbothered by the cheap pretense, so I hope you don't mind either.
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Knock knock knock.
Who the hell was at my door, on a Sunday no less? Some salesman, probably, trying to catch people when they're actually at home, when people are just trying to relax. Like frigging telemarketers who call during dinner, its completely reprehensible. I realize that everyone has to make a living, but really, come on!
I could pretend that I wasn't home, like when Mormons came to the door, because damn, those fuckers were persistent. But I wanted to give this guy a piece of my mind. I had just decided on the right amount of profanity to use (less if the guy was bigger than me, more if he wasn't) when I reached the door and pulled it open.
In front of me was one of the hottest women I had ever seen. I mean, really, I watch a fair amount of porn, but this woman... I felt my dick stir, just from looking at her. She was short, she barely came up to my shoulder so she must have been a little over five feet tall. She wasn't small though-she was stacked. Her tits were huge! Bigger than Kate Upton, a favorite of mine. More like that girl, on that show, Mad Men? The redhead. This one was a redhead too, dark though, and curly, halfway down her back.
She clutched a folder to her chest. Her arms pressed together, her tits were pressed up nearly towards her chin. God, they were beautiful. I was fairly confident they were natural; they had a softness to them I knew would feel amazing next to my face... on my lips... under my tongue.
And she was smiling at me, seductive and innocent at the same time. I don't know how she was doing it. Her big hazel eyes looked at me, expectantly. Was she waiting for me to say something?
"Can I... help you?" I stammered. What the fuck, I was tongue-tied? Was I 16?
"I hope so," she said. "My name is Samantha. Could I interest you in a pair of pants?"
"Umm... what?"
Her smile broadened as she looked me up and down. Was she checking me out?
"A pair of pants, tailored directly to your own unique... specifications," she emphasized, again, looking me up and down. "May I come in?"
I could do nothing but nod and point the way to the living room. She walked past me, smiling slyly. She was wearing a short blue dress, the waist of it directly under her massive chest. That was a dress clearly not tailored for her though, it appeared as her tits were liable to spill out at any moment. Not that I was complaining.
Sitting on the table, Samantha placed her folder on the table and removed a measuring tape from a pocket in her dress. She didn't even wait for me to sit down before she started her sales pitch. "You know, tailored wardrobes are more affordable and common than you might think. In Vietnam, you can get a whole suit made in a day for less than 100 dollars." She looked up at me expectantly.
"Look, I don't know what you're really doing here-"
"Just let me measure you, at least," she said, cutting me off. She held up the tape measure. "It won't hurt a bit, I promise." She didn't even wait for a response before she dropped to her knees in front of me. I had a clear shot down the top of her dress, down into her amazing cleavage. Samantha's face was level even with my dick, and I'm sure, professional that she was, she could tell that there was some activity going on.