**Author's Note.**
Alright, Cambridge local here with a bit of naughtiness about what happens when the clever clogs let their hair down. Brains are dead sexy, boots are even better, and sometimes the best research happens after the library shuts. Enjoy!
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Prologue
Daytime, Cambridge is all about Nobel prizes and pissing about on punts. After dark? Let's just say there's a reason those college rooms have walls thicker than your nan's Christmas pudding. This ain't the Cambridge they show the tourists.
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The Anchor was rammed with Friday night punters, fancy gin menus clutched by tech wankers and postdocs alike. Jonathan scrolled through his phone one last time, checking the dating app that had dragged him out. Cambridge's dating scene was a bit shit. Between fly-by-night academics, London commuters, and biotech boffins, finding someone worth seeing twice was harder than getting research money out of the tight bastards on the funding board.
He'd nearly packed it in when the pub door swung open, letting in a blast of autumn cold and Heather.
She cut through the after-work crowd like nobody's business. Dark hair in a sharp bob framing a face that was both hard and sexy at the same time. Wore a tight red dress that stopped just above the knee, showing off patterned hold-ups. What nobody else knew was she'd left her knickers at home, and she was smooth as a billiard ball down there. Most eye-catching were her massive Doc Marten boots, chunky as anything against her otherwise sleek get-up.
"Jonathan, I take it." Her accent was posh but with rough edges, like she'd been to all the right schools but wanted you to forget it. She stuck out her hand, nails practical but done up in dark red.
"That's me." He stood up, suddenly feeling like a right plonker in his department-meeting clothes. "Just got here myself."
Her smirk told him she wasn't buying it. "Bollocks. Your glass is nearly empty, and there's a wet beer mat by your phone. Been here twenty minutes at least, haven't you?"
Jonathan felt his face go red. "Rumbled."
"Don't mind punctual blokes." Heather slid into the seat opposite, flashing more of those fancy hold-ups under her dress. Not your Marks & Sparks tights, but something with a complicated pattern that disappeared back into the shadows. "Though I do enjoy catching people in little fibs. Tells me loads about 'em."
Through the first round, she kept her eyes locked on his, almost like she was daring him to look away. Questions went way beyond first-date crap while telling him sod all about herself.
"Your profile mentioned you do computational linguistics, but not that you're running the natural language team at Cambridge Quantum." She sipped her gin, leaving a perfect lip mark on the glass. "Did my homework, didn't I?"
"And yours said anthropology but missed out your Royal Institution Christmas Lecture about power dynamics in university hierarchies," Jonathan shot back, feeling a bit more sorted as the booze hit. "Tit for tat."
Heather's laugh was genuine, turning her from scary to just a bit intimidating. When she grinned properly, Jonathan spotted metal: a barbell right through her tongue.
"Fair dos. Though I reckon your research went beyond just academic databases."
"Guilty as charged." Jonathan was getting his confidence back. "Your X account is... educational."
"Oh yeah?" One eyebrow went up perfectly. "Which bits caught your eye?"
"That thread about ethical power exchange in modern relationships was pretty interesting."
Heather leaned in, her dress shifting to show more of those hold-ups. "Theory and practice are different beasts, aren't they? Wonder which one you're more interested in." Her voice dropped to barely above a whisper. "Left my knickers at home, you know. Been fucking dripping since I clocked you. Could slip your hand up my dress right now and feel how soaking I am. These posh twats around us wouldn't notice a thing." She bit her lip, flashing that metal barbell. "Bet you're hard as a rock already, aren't you? Can see it in your eyes."