"So how about dinner?" I asked as I rolled Mr. Jones over and proceeded to change out his soiled incontinence pad. Normally, the odor that curled up from Jones was enough to peel lead paint of a wall, but I had finally been one step ahead of my infamous comatose patient. The Vicks Vapor-Rub I had smeared under my nose protected me from his eye watering bowel distress.
Linda looked at me and frowned as she checked the blue, ribbed plastic lines on the respirator hooked to Jones. "How can you possibly think about food at a time like this?"
"I'm not thinking about food," I winked as I wiped and tossed the rags into the dirty linen barrel a foot away from the bed.
"Neither was I," she countered, her eyes watering from the stench, "Got any more vapor-rub?"
"Yeah, in my pocket," I smiled and jutted my right hip out. Linda came around the corner of the bed to me, her bright blue eyes checking for anyone in the hall as she went. I was always in awe of her and it seemed every movement she made from the mundane to the monumental had some sexual subtext for me. Her shoulder length blonde hair was slightly feathered today, her scrubs a dark blue that made her eyes look like windows to the Caribbean ocean. She slid her hand into my pocket, and instead of grabbing the small jar of vapor-rub she pushed her way over to my crotch.
"You are evil," I laughed as I finished Mr. Jones and rolled him into position. Her hand gentle massaged my balls through the fabric as I stood up straight.
"Just very horny," she smiled and leaned in to kiss me.
"Let me wash my hands first," I smiled broadly, motioning to my soiled gloves.
"That goes without saying," she scrunched her nose up in a face of revulsion as she looked at the nasty latex gloves.
"So how's you're asshole of a boyfriend?" I pulled off the gloves and tossed them into the red waste bucket as I walked into the bathroom. I turned on the water, and it immediately began steaming.
"He suspects something," Linda said casually as she stood in the doorway. I could see her looking at my ass in the reflective surface of the mirror as I scrubbed my hands. She added, "He falls short in a lot of ways, but paranoia is his specialty."
"Everyone's gotta have some kind of talent," I shrugged.
"What an asshole," she muttered. She shook her head in disgust, and as she did her hair swept around like the girls in the shampoo commercials do. I wondered if she knew that at forty-five, she still put to shame every woman in the hospital both young and old?
I slipped my arms around her and kissed her softly on the lips. "He's doesn't know what he's got."
"Am I being a bitch about this?" she asked my, her huge breasts pressed against me comfortably, "Am I asking too much of life?"
I shook my head. "No, not at all. Some guys just can't their shit together. That's not your fault."
"He doesn't even really like my son," she sighed.
"Which one?"
"The little one from my last marriage," she said, "He's five now, and he's just the cutest thing ever."
"Well he sprang from your loins," I replied as I kissed her again, "How could he help but be anything else?"
"You are so good for my ego," she purred and kissed me, our tongues rolling and tangling together as our hands began to wander. She slid her palm down over my crotch and felt my growing erection as I massaged her ass.
"God I love your body," she whispered, "And your cock is just right..."
"I'm the porridge Goldilocks chose," I smirked.
"You are creamy," she laughed as she squeezed my balls.
"How did we turn that fairy tale into a sexual innuendo?" I chuckled.
"You can make anything into a vague sexual reference if try hard enough."
"Anything?" I asked doubtfully as she started reaching into my pants, her finger nails tickling my waist as she went.
"Sure," she nodded, her eyes locked with mine, "Try me."
"Okay," I tried to think as she slipped past the elastic of my briefs, "Grandma's cookies?"
"Mmmmm," she said huskily as she took my hand and sucked my finger into her mouth, "Because Grandma's cookies are always hot and moist and juicy..."
"Juicy cookies?" I managed.
Her tongue circled around the tip of my index finger as she grasped the shaft of my cock and said, "Are you trying to debunk my theory?"
I shook my head. "Nope."
"Good," she smiled and kissed me again as she stroked my dick, taking time to slowly stimulated every last part of my seven and a half inch long cock. Linda could turn me on so fucking fast it made my head spin. She was so good at everything, every aspect of sex that I felt like I would never run out of surprises with her. She was the first woman I had ever been with who actually turned me to putty with just a look. God, she had power.
"You have a thick cock," she commented.
"Thank you," I managed.
"No, thank you..."
"So, dinner sound good?" I breathed into her ear as she jacked me off. I buried my face in her neck as she stroked, inhaling her lavender perfume and becoming even more lost in her rhythmic movements.