It was a warm summer's day as I was driving down the highway. The stereo was cranked in my new convertible. With the wind blowing through my hair I hadn't a care in the world. My mind was off somewhere else as I enjoyed the peacefulness of being alone. That's when I saw you out of the corner of my eye. I am guessing you, too, were enjoying the peacefulness parked by the side of this quiet backcountry road. I hadn't seen a car all afternoon so I suppose you thought you could sit here and not be disturbed. I had thought I would be alone here as well and do as I please.
We were both wrong. As I saw you, I looked down and groaned. In my spaced out driving I hadn't paid any attention to how fast I was going. Now faced with a cop I realized that 95 was probably pushing my luck. I hoped you were day dreaming as well and wouldn't notice as I flew by. Wrong again!! As I went past you pulled in behind me. You must have seen me coming and were waiting. What should my response be? Should I just own up to it and take the ticket? Should I try to come up with some reasonable excuse? Should I try to charm my way out? All of these thoughts were going through my head as the lights came on and I pulled over to the side of the road.
I watched you walk towards my car from yours. A nice looking, if older, man. Maybe I should go for the charm. I really didn't have much choice as you opened my door as soon as you were within arm's reach and ordered me out onto the side of the road. I was barefoot and the road was hot. I hopped from one foot to the next to minimize the effect of the heat causing my light skirt to sway back and forth. You couldn't help but notice. The sun was shining from behind giving you an outline of my legs.... no slip?? You also noticed my breasts seemed to be jiggling a little too much under my skimpy blouse. You ask me to step to the front of the car. I start to protest but you just point the way. "Hands on the hood please," in your professional tone. I think better of saying anything and just do as I am told.