It's been a hell of a 24 hours for James. A cross country flight last night, four hours of sleep, then a marathon of meetings today has really wore him down. Driving back to his hotel after a day of non-stop presentations, James finally gets a chance to call his wife to check in on the family.
Simone answers the phone. "Hey honey. How's it goin'?"
"It's been a long day. I got a lot accomplished, but I'm exhausted. I'm just now headed back to the hotel."
"Holy shit, what time is it?" She turns to look at the clock. "It's almost 9:00...well, only 6 there, but still, it's late. Have you even had dinner yet?"
"No. I'm just going to go back to the hotel and order room service and go bed. These West Coast trips kick my ass. I need some rest. I hope I adjust better tomorrow. I can't do three more days of this crap."
"I wish you didn't have to stay there three more days. I really miss you."
"I miss you too."
"I didn't even get to talk to you last night. How was your flight?"
"Uneventful. I slept most of the way." He pauses a few seconds and continues in a lower, baritone voice, "I did have some pretty good dreams on the flight, though."
"What do you mean by that?" she asked, but didn't really need to. She knew by the change in his voice exactly where his mind was going.
"I had a dirty dream about you on the plane."
"Oh, really!"
"Yeah, it's been in my head all day. I've been so busy lately, and we have not spent much time together. I can't get you out of my head. Over the last couple of days I've been so horny that I can't concentrate on anything."
"What kind of things have you been thinking about?"
After a little hesitation and a bashful giggle, "Mostly I just think about rubbing you all over your naked body. Massaging your legs, up your thighs and hips. Kissing all over your neck and chest. And just holding you and feeling the warmth of our naked bodies pressed against one another."
With a soft moan she responds, "Mmmm, that would feel nice right now." Then abruptly changing to her normal tone, "But that's not dirty. I know what your definition of dirty is. What else have you been thinking about? What were you dreaming about?"
"Well that was a little different. That was just dirty."
"I don't think I want to know." But as her curiosity gets the better of her, Simone reluctantly inquires "What were we doing? Where? Was I on the plane with you?"
"Well to start off, there was this woman sitting next to me, and she was hot..."
Simone interrupts, "I am really not interested in how hot the women are on your trips."
James continues, "No wait this is relevant. She was a real buxom woman with a tight body. Built similar to you, but she had shoulder length blonde hair.
"So I am sitting there in my seat waiting for the plane to take off so I can take a nap, and once I am in my seat and relaxed, all I can think about is you again. Just touching and kissing you all over. And I am sitting next to this hot woman. She's got on this snug fitting business suit with a skirt showing off her legs, and her blouse has a couple buttons open showing off her ample cleavage. Now, you know I am an honest husband, but I can't help but look. I've had sex on the brain for about two straight days, and this bombshell sitting next to me is doing nothing to help calm me down.
"So I close my eyes to keep from ogling, but I still can't keep the images of you out of my head."
Simone interrupts his little story, "Of coarse you were thinking of me."
"I was. Then I started to imagine that you were next to me, but in her clothes, with her hair..."
She interjects again, "And her tits?"
"No. Your tits. I love your tits. Yours are nice, soft and natural. Hers were nice to look at, but obviously fake and looked too hard. No fun to play with. I wouldn't imagine you with another woman's tits. That's just not right.
"Anyway, so it didn't take long for me to fall asleep. Once I fell asleep I was dreaming immediately. You were on the plane with me, but dressed like the woman that was sitting next to me, just like I imagined before I dozed off. So we're sitting there and you lean over to whisper in my ear. 'I'm horny.' you said as you reach under the coat I have folded in my lap. 'It has been too long since we've done anything adventurous. Why don't you meet me in the restroom in a few minutes.' As you got up to climb out of your seat to scoot across me, you purposely lower your ass to graze the growing bulge in my pants just to give me a little two-second tease."
"I would do that, wouldn't I?" Simone interrupts.
"Of course you would? You're always teasing me. That's one of the things I like about you.
"Anyway, so you got up to go to the bathroom, but before I got up to follow you in, you came back because there was a long line for the bathroom. You sat back down to watch the movie and then you reach underneath my coat again and start rubbing on the outside of my pants. 'How about a little something to keep you interested during the layover?' You start kissing all over my neck and nibbling on my ear. Then you unfasten my pants and start giving me a hand job."
"Right in the middle of the plane?" she interjects.
"Yep!"
"And nobody seemed to care or notice?"
"Nope!"
"We'll see how that works out next time we're on a plane." She pauses a few seconds. "So you're getting a hand job. Are you going to return the favor?"
"That's exactly what you said in the dream. So you're sitting there stroking my dick and it's so hard and swollen that you can barely get your hand around it. As I begin to return the favor you exclaim, 'This is too frustrating.' And just like we were the only ones on the plane, you push the armrests up, hike up your skirt, and start riding me like a pony."
"How convenient that I get on a plane wearing a skirt and no panties."
"It's my dream, and that is how you dress in my dream. You had on the skirt, the buttons were open on your top to show off your huge boobs. It was pretty hot."
"And I guess in your dreams you have a dick so big that my hand cannot fit around it?"
"Yep. Nine inches long and thick enough to make you scream like a banshee every time you ride."
"In my dreams too, sweetie. In my wildest dreams."
"Ha, ha!"
"So we were fucking right in the middle of the plane, and no one notices?"
"Yep, everyone else was just acting natural. And you were riding me like it was the first dick you had had in years. That's when I realized that was dreaming. While you're slowly grinding down, trying to push me as far into to you as possible, and I've got my hands on your voluptuous round ass and watching your pussy swallow my enormous dick. Just as I began sucking on your nipples I woke up. My dick was so hard it actually did feel nine inches long and too big for your hand. It hurt it was so hard. I just started watching TV to distract myself to calm down."
"Well I don't think that dream is likely to come true."
"I had another dream last night at the hotel."
"Do want to hear this one? Was it at least realistic?"
"Yeah, that one is a little more likely. It was about you, me and stripper in Vegas having a threesome."
"I don't think that one is very likely either. And you can save me the details on that one.
"All this talk about your huge hard dick is making me horny. I really wish you were here now."
"Well I had to work mine out on my own last night. Why don't you just grab your friend out of the night stand and enjoy yourself. You can send me pictures when you're done. That way I'll have something to do when I get back to my room."
"I think I'll just do that. Except the picture part."
"Well I'm at the hotel now. I am going to go in and have a couple drinks and watch Monday Night Football in the bar. I'll be expecting the pictures in my email when I get back to the room. Good night. I love you."
"I love you too. Bye."
James collects his briefcase from the trunk of the rental car and heads for the bar.
He gets to the bar and orders his usual Johnny Walker. The Eagles are getting beat 17-3 by the Giants, which is not good for his fantasy team. He needs McNabb to score at least two touchdowns to keep his team in the playoffs. As he watches his $250 fantasy football prize slip away as the Eagles continue to fail at moving the ball offensively, he gets an email message on his phone. The message simply says "more to come later". James scrolls down the screen to open the picture attachment. He finds a sweet picture of Simone blowing him a kiss. He nearly chokes on his Scotch when he scrolls down to see a picture of Simone from the waist up, naked and lying on their bed, rubbing through her cleavage a life-like vibrator remarkably similar to the size of James's dick in his dream.
Anxious to see what else his wife is up to, James pays his tab and walks hurriedly for the elevator. He presses the button over a dozen times to try to expedite the elevator. After what seems like an eternity, the doors open. James steps in and again impatiently presses the button for his floor several times. The doors cannot close fast enough for him.