7.1 Chapter Seven:
Paige sits on Kendall's brown couch with her legs crossed, her red blouse loosely buttoned to show her cleavage and tucked into tight blue jeans. She wears no shoes or socks, and her cherry red toenails catch the light. Her lips are the same color, and she wears her auburn hair up in a high ponytail similar to the ones her daughter often wears. She smiles at you as the camera comes on, and she winks, too.
"Well, look at you. You seem happy to be here."
Paige shrugs cutely. "Why wouldn't I be? You're the reason I keep getting fucked, and that's what I'm here for. As far as I'm concerned, I'll answer your little questions as often as I have to as long as you keep seeing that I have orgasms afterward."
"You seem to have a very different opinion of me and what I do than your daughter does."
Paige clicks her tongue. "Sometimes fruit does fall far from the tree, I guess. She's still a girl, though. I'm not, KC. I'm a woman, and I know what I want." She smiles at me and then at you. "Besides, last chapter proved that my daughter is full of shit and spends her time pretending. Get her a little high, maybe a little drunk, and the truth comes straight out, doesn't it."
"I guess so. Anyway, are you ready for questions?"
Paige adjusts her blouse, tugging it down to show off more of her breasts, and then she smiles at you again while bending over for you to see. "There. Now, I'm ready."
Okay, for our first chapter with you by yourself, could you reintroduce yourself?"
"My full name again?"
"I think they would appreciate it."
Paige rolls her eyes and leans back on the couch, stretching her arms out and sitting there like she owns it. "Paige Jones. My name is still Paige Jones." She winks at you and then glares at me. "You're welcome."
"And how old are you?"
Paige looks at you and smiles. "It's rude to ask a lady her age." She flips her hair haughtily and then laughs. Running her hand down her torso, she emphasizes her figure as she speaks. "If you can believe it, I'm only thirty-eight."
"Which makes you..."
Her good humor fades, and she rolls her eyes. "It makes me only nineteen years older than my daughter, yes." Looking at you, she flashes another smile. "I made it longer than she did before getting knocked up, though."
"I guess you did. And what bra size do you wear?"
"I really think you asked this already," she pouts.
"I think you can answer it again."
"Fine." She huffs and looks down. Using the edges of her blouse, Paige lifts her breasts and makes them dance before cupping them with her hands. "These big things are 34 DDs." She drops her breasts and then shakes them at you with a laugh. "They're all natural, though Kendall seems to have gotten her tits from me because mine were smaller before having children and grew heavier with each kid, going from a B to a D before swelling up just a bit more when James came into the picture."
"Interesting."
"Interesting," mimics Paige in a pinched, nasally voice while pushes invisible glasses up her nose. "You're a real nerd, you know that?"
"Why do you say that?"
"Because you're sitting here writing a story about the story you're writing, pretending like you're having a conversation with a real person who is based off of actual, real people somewhere, and you're acting like you're learning something new from me when in reality you're the one making it all up. Anything I can say or will say is made up by you, and you already know how or why all of this is happening."
"That's all true, I guess, but this is fun. It gives me a way to put existing characters in a new situation, and as I've been writing this, it's become a story with its own continuity on its own."
"Like I said, you're a nerd. Besides, all of this could be interesting is, A: there was a real continuity in your story to begin with, but these are just plain and simple stroke-fiction, and B: the continuity of this story is evolving parallel to the other story. That just means that it's the same story being told with slightly different variances."
"I guess I kind of have a problem."
"Yeah, you do." Paige smiles. "But, as long as you're happy, who cares why you're doing it?"
"Thanks, I guess."
"You're welcome," she says, shrugging. "You're still a nerd, though."
"Noted. Anyway, you used to drink and smoke a lot, but in the story you've given it up. Are you the same in real life?"
"Yes," she says with a pronounced frown. "Your stories have forced me to live a clean life."
"And how do you feel about that?"
"How do you think I feel about it," Paige asks, pointing at her frown, and then she laughs afterward. "I'm kidding. I'm mostly fine with it. Sometimes, I miss having a recreational drink, but I know better than to tempt fate. I'm not able to do that, and I feel like the sex I'm having on and off the page are better than the empty void that getting drunk leaves me with." She sighs. "So, overall I'm happier than before, but change is hard and every day is a struggle and all of that jazz." Paige smiles off camera suddenly and adjusts her blouse again, undoing a button to expose even more of her supple tit-flesh. "Speaking of hard, there's the man of the hour. And just in time, too, James, I'm getting tired of talking."
"Didn't think that was possible," James sneers, sauntering into frame wearing a pair of baggie blue jeans and a loose t-shirt. He has a silver chain around his neck that catches the light, and his thinning hair is cut close to his scalp. Paige stands to meet him, and he hugs her around the waist with one arm while she holds him around the neck. They kiss, and he winks at you. "Hey there."
Paige laughs while patting James across his fat chest. "Look at him. He thinks he's a stud." She leads him by the hand back to the couch and sits to one side while he falls, landing with force in the center of the couch. The wood groans to support his meteoric weight. "I'm surprised you could pull yourself away from Kendall long enough to see me, considering how horny she has been since the last interview she did with us."
James grins. His arm is still around her waist, and he pulls her to him, pulling her bosom firmly into his face. "Yeah, she's been going hard. I almost feel sorry for Jackson."
"Don't," says Paige, laughing again. "She doesn't." She slips an arm around his big shoulders and sits on her knees, holding her breasts to his face while looking down at his thinning hair. "Have you two been making candid videos like KC asked?"