David on the phone:
"Uh-huh. OK. Yeah. No, she had a flat. Uh-unh. Yeah. The same one that was sitting there when you left in the cab. She rang the doorbell, I couldn't let her sit out there and get all wet. Well, I figured we have 3 tows left on AAA so I used one. Of course. Than what?. Oh, she's fine. No, not like that, well yeah I guess, but that doesn't matter, I got her to her friend's house. No, really. No. She is not. Do you seriously think that? If she was would I be talking to you right now? Whatever. What? Fine, I'll do that when I get back there. OK. No, I'm over by the self-storage place. Well it won't be any good when you get back, so no, I'll wait 'til Sunday or something. Sure. Fine, whatever, if it makes you happy. OK. Yeah, love you. Bye."
Lily on the phone:
"Oh yeah? And she did what? Oh, that's great. Well, it's not like I'm the person you need to tell. Yeah, really! Because I don't care, that's why! About you, sure, I guess. I guess because you're always bugging me about it. Haven't you figured it out yet? Do I have to spell it out for you? Let's see here, for starters, you're kind of annoying! No, I don't. But I also don't need to know about that. Seriously! Because there are more important things for me to worry about today than if she used her teeth! I'm hanging up now, goodbye!"
Once the phones were put down they looked at each other and said in unison, "So, who was that?".
"Well," David said, "I guess I'll go first, that was my wife of course, she wanted to know why AAA was calling her at the airport about a Cavalier being towed when we don't own one. And I'm just too damn sweet to lie to her although I did leave out the important bits about us exchanging fluids, I'm sure she appreciates the omission even though she has no clue how it's the most important part of my day."
Lily replied, "I liked that important part. But anyway, that was the creep Greg I have occasionally told you about, the guy I am trying to mold into a decent lover, and it's not working? Well, he was just enjoying telling me about the blowjob he got in an elevator this morning from some random girl he just met and has no clue about, and of course he gave me graphic detail and she scratched his dick and now I don't think I want it anymore anyway."
Lily looked over at the chuckling David and said, "what? What's so funny?"
"Oh, just that to anyone looking in from the outside, you're a random girl and I'm a random guy. Also, just the younger guys you see and what they think is funny, and how it really isn't. Your reaction to him was priceless, it was all I could do not to crack up on the phone with my wife. I still think she noticed my voice was more pleasant, I think that's why she asked if you were cute and had big boobs."
With feigned shock, Lily pouted, "How dare she assume I'm just some busty blonde bimbo with nothing better to do than seduce her husband?!!"
"Oh Lily, you're nothing like that. Well, I suppose she is right about most of it, you're busty, you're blonde, and you're absolutely fabulous at seducing me!"
She giggled, "Well if I'm that good at it, why don't we just go back in for seconds?" With that, they collapsed down into each other's arms laughing their heads off for a moment before returning to deep passionate kissing and exploring each other with their hands and tongues. After a few moments, she threw herself on her back and parted her shapely legs so he could work his way deep inside her. David climbed on top of her and used every inch of his cock to fill her all the way up, causing her to gasp at how hot he was inside of her, pulsing and throbbing and making her want to ride him the rest of the afternoon. He began shoving himself in and out of her, putting her ankles behind his head and pressing down so he could get his cock even deeper inside of her so she had no room at all to cum on him. She could feel the vein on the top side of his shaft rub right on her as he pummeled into her, giving her his all.