Guys, don't you just hate it when your woman walks in on you while you're watching porn? It's happened to all of us at least once. And recently it happened to me. Actually, that embarrassing episode turned out to be the best thing that ever happened to my girlfriend and me. No, seriously. I mean that. My name is Thierry Jean-Guillaume. My friends call me T.J. for short. I'm a big and tall young Black man of Haitian descent living in the City of Gatineau, Province of Quebec. I attend Carleton University in the nearby City of Ottawa, Province of Ontario. And this is an absolutely true story, ladies and gentlemen.
So picture this, if you will. I'm in my apartment in the City of Gatineau. About a mile from the shoddy-looking bridge between the Provinces of Quebec and Ontario by interconnecting them through the towns of Gatineau and Ottawa. I'm sitting at the computer terminal in my room, watching a wicked hot Black porno. On the screen, this tall and very dark-skinned Black chick is fucking this light-skinned Black dude with a strap-on dildo. Before you start laughing, I want to assure you that I know what this looks like. I am one hundred percent straight, bro. I love pussy. Especially Black pussy. I'm not into guys whatsoever. I swear to God. It's just that I've developed a fascination with female domination websites, especially the ones featuring Black women using strap-on dildos on men. It's sick, I know. Give me a break, okay?
Anyway, I was really getting into the video. My right hand gripped my eight-inch, uncircumcised dick and pumped it furiously. On screen, the Black chick berated the light-skinned dude as she pumped the strap-on dildo into his ass. And the fool took it like a champ. Hardly a scream from him as she whipped his back with a belt and sodomized him with her strap-on dildo. Now that's what I call a strong bastard. I don't know if I could do that. Seriously. I was so engrossed in the movie that I didn't hear my girlfriend Nelta Dorothy Leconte enter my apartment. A week ago I gave her a key, since we've gotten so close. Nelta is the first Haitian woman I've dated in ages. Ever since I graduated High School four years ago I've been mostly dating White chicks. However, after my Irish ex-girlfriend Eileen smacked me and called me the N word during a heated argument, I've sworn off White women. They're more trouble than they're worth, trust me my brothers.
Anyhow, I was pumping my dick and that's when my girlfriend walked in on me. She just jumped through my bedroom and yelled the word Surprise. Well, I was surprised alright. Surprised with my pants around my ankles, with my right hand on my dick and my left hand on the electronic mouse attached to the computer, clicking away at the volume. I've heard of the expression caught red-handed. I think it applies here, don't you? Nelta stared at me, stunned. Oh, man. I forgot to tell you. The video playing on my computer's Windows Media Player filled the entire computer screen. And as I clicked nervously, I couldn't turn it off because my computer had frozen. On a still shot of the Black woman thrusting the strap-on dildo deep inside the light-skinned Black guy's butt. Perfect. I looked at Nelta sheepishly. I heard myself tell her that this wasn't what it looked like. I don't think she bought that excuse, do you? Still, I had to try.
Nelta stood there, hands on her hips. I looked at my statuesque Haitian girlfriend. At five-foot-six and one hundred and ten pounds, she wasn't exactly a giantess. Yet Nelta has this quality about her that most Black women possess. At will she can become a whirlwind of raw emotion that simply terrifies any man who happens to be nearby. That's when she ceases to be simply Nelta and becomes The Angry Black Goddess. Something that both thrills and terrifies me. Right now, I'm terrified. I pulled my pants back on. Stubbornly, my dick remained hard. It sometimes hardens when I'm scared, like now. Nelta glared at me and shook her head. She smiled wickedly and told me she knew there was something wrong with me. I shrugged sheepishly and told her that someone uploaded the video on my system and that I was just trying to delete it. Nelta did the neck roll thing that angry Black women do, and I realized that she wasn't buying it. Still, I had to try. Like Bill Clinton, I kept up my denial even when caught. Except Bill Clinton's wife is mild mannered and White. I don't have that luxury. My girlfriend Nelta is Black. Black chicks are angrier...hotter...and scarier.