Yes, again Todger65 has shown a total lack of self-respect and has edited my story. I can't thank him enough.
There is a fair amount of build-up in this story but there will be intimacy and lots of it.
Being Neighborly Part 1
My secret is revealed while helping the new neighbor.
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I looked out the kitchen window to check the morning weather like I do every day before I make my coffee. My house is on a corner with the front facing the avenue and the side with my kitchen and garage facing the side street. Directly across the street is a small older home that was built in the 1930s. The house is in fair shape, just old and it's been on the market for over a year. I saw the moving truck parked, blocking my own driveway, obviously waiting for the new owners to arrive.
Some folks would have marched right out of their house and demanded that they move their truck. I knew my wife Liz wasn't going anywhere this morning. The parked truck wasn't hurting us any and the last thing I wanted to do was send the message to my brand new neighbors that I'm the 'Get off my lawn' guy. I'm forty, not ninety.
While I did have some running to do, my truck was parked in my wood shop garage at the back of my lot. That garage emptied onto the paved alley behind my shop, and getting out wasn't an issue. I made my coffee and meandered over to the shop. I was delivering an entertainment center this morning and was anxious to see how my customer liked it. As much custom-designed stuff I've built, and as many times as I've heard the oohs and aahs, I still get nervous when I deliver the finished item.
I got the delivery completed and had a nice check that included an unexpected bonus in my pocket when I walked into the house for lunch. Liz was sitting at the kitchen island and looking out the kitchen window, "Hey babe. The delivery go all right?"
"Yep, they even gave me a bonus. Whatcha doin?"
I walked over and gave her a little kiss. She smiled, "Watching the new neighbors move in. I've seen a woman I think is the mom and a little girl."
I nodded, "So the older folks we saw are probably her parents and they likely helped them out with their home. We figured that place would make a nice starter home for a young couple. I wonder where the kid's dad is? Let's let them settle in and go over and introduce ourselves."
Liz nodded, "Maybe bring a bottle of wine and some homemade lasagna?"
"Sounds like a plan to me."
Liz watched and I glanced across the street occasionally as I ate my lunch. I moseyed back to the shop for the afternoon. That evening we ate at the island as usual and saw the house across the street lit up in every room for the first time in a long time. It was kind of nice having a young family live there. Liz and I had speculated freely about the quality of neighbor we might get when the house went on the market. The property was the lowest-valued place on the block by a substantial margin and we had been concerned that a landlord would buy it and rent it out to all kinds of riffraff. That's what the previous owner had done and frankly, I was damn tired of being on a first-name basis with our city police.
The young family was a positive sign, although there was nothing stopping them from being raging assholes if that was their inclination. We would find out one way or the other when we introduced ourselves.
The following morning I followed my routine and returned to the shop. Two hours of cleaning later the shop was ready for the next project and I sat down in front of my computer. I had some wonderfully decadent ideas running around my head and needed to get them written down.
I have two interests, actually, passions, that fill my days now. The first is designing and building fine furniture. The second is a closely held secret. I write erotic stories and post them on an adult literature website. I'm moderately successful at it and have a pretty good following under my username IJS0904. I had a couple of stories part way along that I should be working on, but a new idea had entered my head and it was time to start another story. I grabbed a bottle of water out of the fridge and completely forgot to go home for lunch.
I banged away at it for a while and when I looked at the clock I was again late for dinner. Liz knew how I got when the writing bug bit me and was very understanding about it. She no longer started dinner until I actually showed up at the house. When I finally did show up we would have the usual discussion. Is it my turn to cook, her turn to cook, or are we going out to eat?
The wonderful smell of homemade lasagna hit my nose and made my mouth water when I walked in the back door. The freshly baked lasagna was cooling on the top of the stove and I gave it the side eye as I walked up behind my wife. She was looking out the kitchen window when I pulled her ass against my erection and began kissing her neck.
She chuckled, "You've been writing again, haven't you? Well, you're going to have to keep it in your pants for a while. Come on. We're going across the street."
I grabbed the oven mitts, picked up the lasagna, and followed my wife out of the house and across the street. I nearly stumbled on the curb because I was distracted watching my wife's lovely ass.
She shot me a look, half serious and half intrigued, "Don't you dare drop that. Stop staring at my ass and watch where you're going."
She took a look at my crotch, smirked, and stopped walking, "You need to get rid of that before we meet them. Showing up with an erection is probably not the best way to introduce yourself."
I shrugged, "You never know. She might like it."
Liz chuckled, "Or he might!"
That pretty much cured my affliction and I was down to a bit of a chubby by the time she rang the doorbell. It's not that I have something against gay men. As far as I'm concerned I don't care whom you love, as long as you love. I don't find men sexually attractive, quite the opposite in fact, but I'll be the last one to chastise someone for a loving relationship. I don't care which X or Y chromosome determined the person's gender, or if the gender they were born with gets changed because it doesn't reflect the person inside. It's all good to me. I don't understand the homophobic mindset. Why hate someone that you would normally have no interest in? What did they ever do to you, besides frighten your ignorant ass because you're scared of catching gay?
The whole gay-bashing thing was another of those stupid things I have difficulty wrapping my head around. Why waste any life at all hating something that you can't change and that has zero effect on your day-to-day life? It's not like there are gay rapists running rampant. What makes Joe Redneck think a gay man has any interest in him in the first place? Who wants a close-minded, intolerant, mean person in their life anyway, regardless of sexual orientation?
My pondering, and the subsequent disgust with close-minded people, soon had my cock back to its normal soft state and I waited patiently as Liz rang the doorbell. The vision that answered the door instantly stole my heart. She had curly dark hair, huge green eyes, and a smile that lit up the world. She was also pretty short but that wasn't surprising considering she looked to be about six years old. Her skin was darkly tanned and she was a bundle of energy as she hopped from foot to foot.
Liz gave her a huge grin and I realized my jaw was practically aching from my own smile. Liz squatted down so she was on the little girl's level, "Hi there! I'm Liz and this is my husband Dan. What's your name?"
Her sweet little voice just made my grin bigger, "I'm Tess and I'm six going on seven!"
I could tell that Liz wanted to hug the shit out of her, but she settled on giving her a huge smile, "Is your mom and dad home? We would like to meet them too."
Tess turned and ran back into the house, leaving the two of us standing there chuckling. Our chuckles just got louder as we listened to Tess trying to drag her mother to the door to meet her new friends. The woman that arrived at the door was surprised, to say the least, and she gave her daughter a look of humorous frustration, "Tess, what have I told you about answering the door by yourself?"
Her cuteness gene was very dominant as she clenched her little hands and began to twist back and forth. She'd been caught doing something she shouldn't and she knew she'd been caught. A desperate plea with over-the-top cuteness should calm mom right down, "But MOM! They're my new friends and they live right there!" Her little hand pointed at our driveway as if to say, "I rest my case."
For some reason unknown to Liz and me at the time her mother's eyes started to swell with tears. I decided a distraction wouldn't hurt and squatted down so I could be at Tess's eye level, "Tess, your mommy wants you to be safe because she loves you. You need to let your mom know when someone comes to the door so she can answer it. No matter who it is. OK?"
She looked at me curiously for a moment, "OK." Then turned and trotted away. Liz saw that the woman was getting a grip but decided that maybe we were intruding, "I'm Liz and this is my husband Dan. We live right there so welcome to the neighborhood. If you need help with anything please let us know. Dan is really handy with repairs and stuff.
"We thought you might need a break from cooking so I made you some lasagna."