This is a continuation of an earlier story about National Nude Day called NND Introduction.
As I said, I greeted Doris at the door wearing nothing but a smile. It was, after all, National Nude day and she had been celebrating all day.
She stood there and did a slow eye-scan of my body. "Well, that's disappointing," she said. Was she kidding me? Was she serious? Not having the greatest self esteem, I assumed the worst and quickly decided to cut my losses.
"Well, at least we didn't waste several weeks dating only to find out I didn't turn you on," I replied, and closed the door. Immediately I felt like I had over-reacted. There was another knock on the door. I opened it, and Doris had a big grin on her face. "I was kidding! I hope you were, too."
"Get in here," I replied, glad that she wasn't really disappointed in what she saw.
Once the door was closed, I told her that one of us was overdressed.
"What do you want to do about it," Doris asked.
"Well, I could undress you."
"No," Doris corrected me, "that would be too sexual. Remember, Nude Day is not about sex."
"Ok, I'll just watch you take your clothes off."
"Nope, still too sexual."
"Okay," I replied dejectedly. "You know where the guest room is. You can change in there." In her only other visit to my house, she had spent a lot of time in that room, mostly passed out from the alcohol she had consumed. "I will make us some dinner."
Doris left the living room and headed down the hall. I headed to the kitchen. I had already made a salad, which I placed on the table, along with a small selection of salad dressings.
"Doris, do you eat meat?" I shouted.
"What?"
"Do you eat meat?"
"Not on a first date," she shouted back. Okay, so it was going to be one of those evenings. I knew Doris had a sense of humor from my many visits to her office, but she was not usually that suggestive.
"Noted. But is it okay if I grill some chicken for dinner?" I shouted.
"No need to yell, I'm right here," was Doris' reply. I turned around to see an amazing body. Sure, I had seen her somewhat naked at her office that day (where they celebrate Nude Day every year), but she had been doing her best to hide her nudity. The whole time I was there she was sitting at her desk, pulled up real close, with an arm mashing her breasts and covering her nipples. And on her first visit to my house I had seen her in her bra. I had an idea of what she might look like, but never expected this.
Doris is short, just a little over five feet tall. She has short, but very well shaped legs, hips and a waist that are well proportioned to each other and to her general size. But her breasts were larger than you would expect on a woman her size. I had expected them to be droopy, but now that I actually saw them, they were still fairly firm. I was pretty sure that they were natural, but wasn't positive.
"My, this was worth the wait. You are gorgeous," I said when I finally found my voice again.
"Thanks. What's for dinner?"
I showed her the salad, and then reached into the fridge for a bottle of wine, which met with her approval. I was grilling two chicken breasts on the stove, and had some summer squash in the steamer. Doris indicated that everything was to her liking, and sat down at the table. I pulled the cork from the wine and walked over to fill her glass.
"How many times do I have to tell you that National Nude Day isn't about sex?" she asked.
"I know. What makes you think I wasn't listening?"
She just pointed at my crotch. It wasn't completely hard, but wasn't exactly flaccid, either.
"Well, what did you expect?" I asked.
"Well, if I was as gorgeous as you said, I would expect you to be at more than just half mast," Doris quipped.
"But today isn't about sex."
We both laughed, and I sat down at the table. We did our best to engage in small talk while we ate the salad, but frankly, the sitting at the kitchen table with a naked woman was quite distracting. I felt myself getting hard again, and tried to think of something – anything – to stop me from becoming aroused. Every time I thought I was winning that battle, Doris would shift, or laugh, or something, and her boobs would jiggle, and I would start getting aroused all over again.
I got up to get the chicken and the veggies, fully aware that I was still half hard. I tried not to be too embarrassed. I dished up our two servings, and set them on the table. After filling the wine glasses again, I sat down.
"Still thinking about sex, aren't you?" Doris asked.
"Sorry. It's not every day I get to sit across from a naked woman at dinner."
She sat in silence for a moment, and then I felt something brushing my leg. It took me a minute to realize that it was Doris' toe.
"Damn, I hate being short," she finally said and I felt the toe leave my leg.
"What were you trying to do?"
"Well, you're having trouble keeping it down, and I keep telling you to keep it down, so I thought I would see what would happen if I tickled it with my feet. But I can't reach."
"Good thing," I replied.
Although I had known Doris for several weeks, we still talked about all those things that you talk about on a first date. When we were finished eating, she helped me clear the table. I caught her checking out my equipment several times, and I know she caught me staring at her breasts. Once the dishes were all in the washer, I grabbed another bottle of wine and we moved into the family room.
Doris took the bottle from me, and then placed it on my balls and penis. "There, that should help," she said, and then sat down at one end of the couch. I sat at the other and picked up the remote. I found a not-too-distracting show, and we sat in silence sipping our wine and watching whatever was on. I don't think that either of us cared what was on, and I know that I was being checked out just as much as I was checking out Doris.
I wondered if she trimmed her pubic hair or if it was just naturally short. I noted that she wasn't muscular, but appeared to be fit. It was either genetics or exercise, I couldn't tell. I didn't care; I was just enjoying the view, when I could.
We were on our third bottle of wine when Doris said she thought she should go home. As she stood up, it was obvious that she was a bit tipsy. I had seen her worse, but there was no way I was going to let her drive home, and I was not in any shape to drive her.
"Why don't you just stay the night?" I queried.
"It's not about..."
"Sex. I know," I replied. "I was offering you my guest room, not my bed."
"Party pooper," she said, though she had some trouble with all those P's. But she sat back down and we watched another show, talking occasionally. It wasn't exactly comfortable; two people who didn't know each other well, sitting naked.
Finally, I decided that it was time to do something, so I decided it was time to go to bed. I got up, told Doris to stay up as long as she wanted, and headed to my room. She was right behind me, so I sent her down the hall and turned off lights and the TV. I went to the bathroom and was just about to turn out my light when I heard a strange noise. I crept to my door and listened. It was quite faint, but it was definitely a noise I didn't normally hear. It seems like my houseguest was, well, "enjoying herself." I should have kept my mouth shut, but I just had to say loud enough to be heard, "The holiday is not about sex." I think I heard the word "bastard" come from the other room, but the noises stopped.
Chapter 2
Sunshine was coming in my window by the time I woke up. From the pain in my head, I had obviously had too much wine the night before. Then I realized that I was not alone in my bed. There next to me, curled up in a tight ball was Doris. I may have had too much to drink, but I know I went to bed alone. What time she came in was a mystery. And if we had done anything was another question, but judging from the feeling in my groin, I had not been serviced last night.
I got up as quietly as I could, went into the bathroom and took care of the morning chores. Doris was still asleep, so I threw on my shorts and went out to the kitchen. It was over an hour later that Doris finally appeared. She was wearing one of my t-shirts, and it was obvious that she, too, was feeling last night. The only words out of her mouth for about an hour were, "coffee," and about 30 minutes later, "more coffee."
I decided it was time to start my day, so I excused myself and when to take a shower. I adjusted the water to a comfortable temperature, and while waiting lazily stroked my dick, almost without thinking about it. I had just stepped into the shower when the door opened and Doris said, "I'm going to get dressed and go."
At first, I just said okay, but then the devil came out in me. "Don't you want to shower first?"